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So after a very long cival war within the country which stopped us competing in many a BJSC, Farahtyn is back.....

 

But who will represent Farahtyn at XXXIII?

 

*Insert rumours here*

 

 

 

:ph34r: :ph34r:

 

Farahtyn's important information

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Population: 42,000,007

Capital City: Angel Grove (pop: 5,875,412)

Other Cities of Note: Westbridge (pop: 5,201,693), Reefside (pop 4,752,613) & Virtualina (pop 3,001,479)

Languages: Frytyn (offical language of Farahtyn), English, Swedish

 

BJSC History

BJSC 1: DNE

BJSC 2: Aly & AJ- Greatest Time of Year [sF:15th] F:DNQ

BJSC 3: Emma Lahana- Patiently F:26th (LAST)

BJSC 4: Atomic Kittten- If You Come To Me F:17th

BJSC 5: Girls Aloud - Je Ne Parle Pas Francais [sF:4th] F: 3rd

BJSC 6: Holly Valance- Naughty Girl F: 8th

BJSC 7: Atomic Kitten- It's Ok [sF: 8th] F:27th (LAST)

BJSC 8: Raffi- Banana Phone [sF: 15th] F: DNQ

BJSC 9: Holly Valance- State of Mind [sF: 12th] F: 16th

BJSC 10: Dean Geyer- If You Don't Mean It [sF: 12th] F: 16th

BJSC 11: From Above- Hummer [sF 21st] (LAST) F:DNQ

BJSC 12: Una Healy- Sorry [sF 9th] F: 25th

BJSC 13: Jennifer Ellison- Bye Bye Boy! [sF: 12th] F: 23rd

BJSC 14: Jenny Frost- Crash Landing [sF: 19th] F: DNQ

BJSC 15: Wilson Phillips [sF: 24th] (LAST) F: DNQ

BJSC 16: Jessie Malakouti [sF: 12th] F: 29th (LAST)

BJSC 17: Frankie Sandford- Swallow [sF: 23rd] (LAST) F: DNQ

BJSC 18: DNE

BJSC 19: DNE

BJSC 20: DNE

BJSC 21: DNE

BJSC 22: Atomic Kitten- Nothing In The World [sF 21st] F: DNQ

BJSC 23: DNE

BJSC 24: DNE

BJSC 25: DNE

BJSC 26: DNE

BJSC 27: DNE

BJSC 28: DNE

BJSC 29: DNE

BJSC 30: DNE

BJSC 31: DNE

BJSC 32: DNE

BJSC 33: Ola- All Over The World [sF 8th] F: 4th

BJSC 34: Darin- See You At The Club [sF ] F: DNQ

BJSC 35: Erika Selin- I'm A Dreamer [sF ] F: 11th

BJSC 36: Supermarkets Ft Danny Saucedo [sF ] F: 28th

BJSC 37: Jessica Mauboy- Inescapable [sF 1] F: WINNER! :w00t:

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Farahtyn Maily Dail

 

Rumours are running rife around Farahtyn about who will be the representative for BJSCXXXIII. Billie Piper was seen inside the capital city Angel Grove, around the studios of the new national broadcaster FVT. Will Billie be representing Farahtyn? Or will it be someone else? This writer surley doesn't know, but we will say yes for now...

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So after a very long cival war within the country which stopped us competing in many a BJSC, Farahtyn is back.....

 

But who will represent Farahtyn at XXXIII?

 

Jedward!

 

:ph34r: :ph34r:

 

Well you did say insert rumours here.....

 

Seriously though, welcome back! :D

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Jedward not representing Farahtyn

Despite rumours to the contray, Jedward will not be reprsenting Farahtyn at the 33rd BuzzJack Song Contest. Despite great effort, Jedward refused Farahtyn, claiming representing a country that has been out of the contest for so long would be a risk to their crediability. After this refusal the selection comity was sacked for considering Jedward, who are yet to have a song chart in Farahtyn Land. A new comity consisting of artists who have represented Farahtyn in the past will be revealed soon.

I'm NOT ALLOWING YOU ENTRY if you're going to be sending the likes of Billie Piper and Jedward Martyn.
Double post.. because YES.. Billie Piper is that amazing.

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I'm NOT ALLOWING YOU ENTRY if you're going to be sending the likes of Billie Piper and Jedward Martyn.

Oh what a shame that you are no longer a moderator and can't make claims like that :kink:

Oh what a shame that you are no longer a moderator and can't make claims like that :kink:

 

What can you do to stop him, he has the power in his hands to PM people to tell them to change their entry before he passes the list over to you :drama: If somebody confirmed Criminal by Britney, do you REALLY think Tyron wouldn't PM them back and tell them 'no chance' before you lot were any the wiser? :kink:

Oh what a shame that you are no longer a moderator and can't make claims like that :kink:

Oh it's WELL within my power to spike Martyn's drink and have him wake up on a ferry to some godforsaken outpost in eastern Europe if he attempts to enter the likes of Billie Piper.

What can you do to stop him, he has the power in his hands to PM people to tell them to change their entry before he passes the list over to you :drama: If somebody confirmed Criminal by Britney, do you REALLY think Tyron wouldn't PM them back and tell them 'no chance' before you lot were any the wiser? :kink:

Tyron might do that to Peter, but he wouldn't do that to me unless he wants to end the 'Ash-Kopeck Alliance' and the many benefits it brings. :kink:

Tyron might do that to Peter, but he wouldn't do that to me unless he wants to end the 'Ash-Kopeck Alliance' and the many benefits it brings. :kink:

 

What benefits are these? :P Surely this alliance was harmed by Kopecka's last minute failure to award Anniela any points and leaving her one point shy of the top ten :drama:

It's not an alliance based on entries luckily for Tyron, so while that may have pissed off Morpeth Cove slightly it didn't do irreparable damage.
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ON THE Barbie- With Holly Valance

 

Ola stunned the audience in the first episode of the new seires of On The Barbie, with host Holly Valance, with a performance of BJSCXXXIII song All Over The World. The song which is in the first semi final of the competion is the first time Farahtyn have entered in a very long time. Expectation in Farahtyn is high, with the country set to be shown the semi final on friday night, with voting to be sent on the saturday.

 

[Ed; who writes this $h!t?]

 

Anyway here is the performance from On The Barbie!

 

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Statment from Farahtyn's BJSC delegation

Ola lands Farahtyn best result since Girls Aloud

 

Ola has landed Farahtyn their best BJSC result since Girls Aloud reached 3rd place all the way back in BJSC V. Finishing 4th All Over The World marked Farahtyn's first entry into the contest for a long period of time, with Ola being an entry just to test the waters of the contest again. With such a sucsessful result planning has amiditly been put into place for the next contest as well as an entrant for the spin-off contest. Speaking after the contest Ola said "I'm very proud of 4th place, of course I am disapointed not to have brough Farahtyn their first win, but am very pleased to get the country into the top five!"

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Statment from Farahtyn's BJSC delegation on BJSC34

 

OOOOPS! Dropped the ball there....

 

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So after coming 11th in BJSC 35 with I'm a Dreamer. Farahtyn continued down the Swedish Idol route in BJSC 36, however this was a bit of a fail, although qualifying for the final, Crash and Survive finished rock bottom, becoming a record worse 4th last place finish for Farahtyn. Although Farahtyn were the previous record holders with 3 last place finishes.

 

Moving into BJSC 37 Farahtyn have taken a completly new tactic this month. All will be revealed tomorow...

 

 

WHO COULD IT BE :o

Well either way I'm sure Vojvodina will enjoy it, I'm A Dreamer has been something a sleeper smash hit here.
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So aparntly changing tactic worked better than I thought it would. From last place in the final in 36 to the winner in 37! Thanks again to everyone who voted for Inescapable! Various cities across the country are now bidding to become the host city of BJSC38!

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