http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/57746

 

Former Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has said he'd "rather suck on Robbie Williams' man boobs" after Williams told him he could "lick his arse" from the stage on Friday night (July 1).

 

According to The Sun, Williams, who was performing with Take That on their record breaking 'Progress' tour said from the stage at Wembley Stadium: "The Rolling Stones have done two nights here. Oasis did three - Take That are here for eight on the trot. Mick Jagger can lick Gary Barlow's face. Noel Gallagher can lick my arse."

 

Responding in typical fashion, Gallagher said: "Lick his big fat Bobby Butlins arse? Wow! The hormone replacements must be doing the trick, eh? I'd rather suck on his man boobs."

 

Gallagher's jibe referred to Williams' admission that he has been undergoing hormone replacement treatment to boost his sex drive.

 

The ex-Oasis guitarist meanwhile, is strongly rumoured to be announcing his solo career plans at a press conference this Wednesday (July 6).

 

 

http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/57746

 

Former Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has said he'd "rather suck on Robbie Williams' man boobs" after Williams told him he could "lick his arse" from the stage on Friday night (July 1).

 

According to The Sun, Williams, who was performing with Take That on their record breaking 'Progress' tour said from the stage at Wembley Stadium: "The Rolling Stones have done two nights here. Oasis did three - Take That are here for eight on the trot. Mick Jagger can lick Gary Barlow's face. Noel Gallagher can lick my arse."

 

Responding in typical fashion, Gallagher said: "Lick his big fat Bobby Butlins arse? Wow! The hormone replacements must be doing the trick, eh? I'd rather suck on his man boobs."

 

Gallagher's jibe referred to Williams' admission that he has been undergoing hormone replacement treatment to boost his sex drive.

 

The ex-Oasis guitarist meanwhile, is strongly rumoured to be announcing his solo career plans at a press conference this Wednesday (July 6).

 

 

Those two deserve each other -_-

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-...-124994594.html

 

Robbie Williams' dog has been bitten by a rattlesnake.

 

The 'Angels' singer - who is currently on the UK leg of Take That's European tour - and his wife Ayda Field have eight pooches and their beloved Jack Russell Baby recently had a nasty encounter with the slippery reptile.

 

Luckily though Samantha wasn't hurt and has made a full recovery.

 

Writing on his website in response to a fan's question about whether he preferred German Shepherds or Jack Russells, Robbie said: "I've got both so can't pick ..seems wrong...our Jack Russell got bit by a rattlesnake last week....all good though she's fine...tuff ting she is. (sic)"

 

During Take That's 'Progress Live' tour, Robbie - who quit the group in 1995 - performs some of his greatest solo hits and says he wants to do another solo tour, especially for the people who have slammed his recent performances.

 

Writing to a fan who asked what he wants to say to his critics, Robbie said: "Haha! I wouldn't be aware that people were putting me down if you hadn't told me ; ) I must say I am aware that there is a perception in certain quarters and I'm enjoying throwing that perception down people's throats when I jump through the wall in L.M.E.Y (Let Me Entertain You)...I've never felt more on my game ..and it's thanks in part to the nay sayers....they have put a fire in my belly and in turn a smile on my face.I'm blessed to have them... and when the tickets go on sale for my next tour I think we'll see what 'dwindling' looks like ;)

 

"Yes there will be a solo tour :dance: and I'm not sure where I'll be going yet."

Edited July 5, 201114 yr by Sparkle

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showb...e#ixzz1RIPZaJjU

 

ROBBIE Williams has been struggling to cope on the Take That Progress Live tour after three people close to him died in a month.

 

The singer paid his respects with a shout out before his performance of Angels at Monday night's Wembley gig.

 

He said: "Monday is the sh******t night of the week.

 

"It's another week, it's work again... and Jeremy Kyle is probably going to be s*** again." In case the crowd thought Robbie was about to launch into a cover of Bob Geldof's I Don't Like Mondays, he then admitted the real reason he was feeling down.

 

He said: "The last few weeks have been tough for me.

 

"Three people have passed away. :(

 

"If you need to say a prayer, sing this song with me... "

 

Robbie didn't go into any more detail about who had died.

 

During the show the lads had to abandon their usual climb into the hands of their giant robot OM because it had developed technical problems.

 

 

From

http://www.new-magazine.co.uk/latestnews/v...acking-scandal/

 

 

ROBBIE WILLIAMS gave up his cell phone after allegedly discovering the device had been targeted by tabloid reporters.

 

The Angels hitmaker hates speaking over the telephone and felt compelled to get rid of his cell when he learned his voicemail messages had been illegally intercepted.

 

In a post on his blog, he writes, "I don't have one (a cell phone)... got rid of it in 2006 when I heard the tabloids were tapping it (sic). But that's not the main reason... I just don't like speaking on the phone... I communicate via email."

 

Williams' revelation comes as phone hacking continues to dominate headlines and just two months after Sienna Miller was awarded £100,000 in damages from the News of the World over claims her voicemail messages were illegally accessed in 2004.

 

The saga became a talking point again this week (beg04Jul11) following allegations the families of murder victims and those affected by the 2005 London Underground bombings may have been targeted by a private investigator working for the newspaper.

 

http://www.nme.com/news/noel-gallagher/57899

 

Robbie Williams 'apologises' to Noel Gallagher over 'man boobs' feud

 

Take That man has offered olive branch to ex-Oasis leader, apparently

Robbie Williams 'apologises' to Noel Gallagher over 'man boobs' feud

Robbie Williams has apparently emailed Noel Gallagher to apologise over the latest chapter in the long-running spat between the pair.

The Take That man suggested that the ex-Oasis leader could "lick his arse" at one of the band's 'Progress' tour dates at Wembley Stadium earlier this month (July 1).

Gallagher soon responded with a jibe of his own, making light of Williams' recent admission that he'd had hormone replacement treatment by saying he'd "rather suck on his man boobs".

However, The Sun reckons that Williams has been in contact with Gallagher since and wants to "draw a line under the whole charade".

The usual unnamed source revealed: "He was telling a few of the guys backstage how he sent an e-mail to Noel, via his people, about how much he respected him and admired his career.

"He even saw the funny side and called himself D-Cup over the man boob jibe."

 

:rolleyes:

I have absolutely no idea who this woman is. But apparently she's famous in the US. For something. Anyway, full story and photos here

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...o=feeds-newsxml

From

http://www.music-news.com/shownews.asp?H=R...p;nItemID=42450

 

 

Robbie Williams' wife thinks he is the most 'funny, charismatic, creative and original' person she knows

 

 

The Take That singer's spouse Ayda Field believes the way fans see the star on stage is not always the same person she sees at home because her "best friend" has so many other sides to him.

 

Asked by a fan how much of the Robbie on stage is the 'real' Robbie Williams, he wrote on his blog: "I'll ask Ayda to answer your questions. She says, 'All of it and none of it at the same time.

 

"She says I'm the most funny, charismatic, creative, original human being she's ever met . And I love to do little skits around the house.

 

"She says I'm always telling stories and everyone gravitates towards me naturally so she thinks when I'm on stage that's a slither of who I am in real life amplified to this Robbie persona who lives and breathes confidence and charisma and magic.

 

"But in real life there is more to me than the Robbie character. There's the boy who likes to play football. The boy who likes to chill out and be quiet. The boy who likes to be naked and cosy in bed, not performing, just listening. And there's the man who cuddles his doggies, who cleans up the poo when they make a mess and who cares about how everybody else is doing.

 

"And that man is my soul mate, my best friend, my lover."

 

Robbie ' who recently revealed he has been "found by God" ' has also spoken of his beliefs in a "universal power", saying his new faith has improved his relationship with his wife.

 

He wrote: "I've returned to spirit for this tour. I'm choosing to believe in a universal power that we/I can plug into at any time.

 

"I've been asking for guidance and I've been receiving it. A massive gift. I've gotten to love you [the fans] more. I've gotten to love Ayda more. I've gotten to love me more because of it."

From

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/258108...-mansion-offers

 

 

WILLIAMS' DAD SNUBS MANSION OFFERS

 

 

 

Monday July 11,2011

 

ROBBIE WILLIAMS' dad regularly snubs offers of a new luxury new home from his multi-millionaire son - because he's happy in his £50-a-week rented flat.

 

The Angels hitmaker has spent a fortune on lavish homes for himself and his mum Jan - but his dad Pete has no desire for a flash new property.

 

Williams tells People newspaper, "I've been blessed with money and fame but my dad lives in a flat above a hairdresser for £50 a week rent.

 

"I've told him to get whatever house he wants but he won't have it - he doesn't see why he has to move. He's one of the happiest men I've ever met."

 

 

:blink: :blink: :blink: :o :mellow: :o :mellow:

 

From

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/258108...-mansion-offers

WILLIAMS' DAD SNUBS MANSION OFFERS

Monday July 11,2011

 

ROBBIE WILLIAMS' dad regularly snubs offers of a new luxury new home from his multi-millionaire son - because he's happy in his £50-a-week rented flat.

 

The Angels hitmaker has spent a fortune on lavish homes for himself and his mum Jan - but his dad Pete has no desire for a flash new property.

 

Williams tells People newspaper, "I've been blessed with money and fame but my dad lives in a flat above a hairdresser for £50 a week rent.

 

"I've told him to get whatever house he wants but he won't have it - he doesn't see why he has to move. He's one of the happiest men I've ever met."

:blink: :blink: :blink: :o :mellow: :o :mellow:

 

 

:mellow: what a nutcase, I'ld have the biggest mansion possible :lol:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/0...15875-23264544/

 

Robbie Williams - who has been criticised for his bad language on stage - has revealed one of the first words he ever learned was an expletive.

 

The singer said he picked up swear words from spending his early years living in a pub.

 

And he said he has upset his best friend Jonathan Wilkes by teaching his son a rude word while he was babysitting.

 

 

Williams came under fire last week for peppering his stage banter during Take That shows with colourful language, which some fans thought was unsuitable for families.

 

And in an entry on his blog, the singer questioned whether people were more concerned about their children using rude words, or whether they were actually motivated by what other people thought of them.

 

"Do you think mothers/fathers are more bothered about what other parents will think, than their kid actually swearing?" he asked.

 

"I was born and raised (for the first three years of my life) in a pub. One of my first words was f*** - and one of my first sentences was 'give me a f***ing Harvey Wallbanger, please'.

 

He added: "FYI, I didn't get one."

 

Williams said he ran into trouble when he encouraged Wilkes's son to use a swear word during a game. And he said he wonders how his own wife Ayda would react if he teaches any children they have to curse.

 

Williams wrote: "Jonny and Nicky let me baby sit once with Little Mickey. I taught him a game called 'it's the s***'.

 

"It involved throwing a sock over the balcony...and shouting "it's the s***" every time it landed.

 

"They weren't happy. I wonder what I'll think when my little ones ask to watch Dora The f****** Explorer and Ayda looks at me shaking her head?"

 

Last week Williams made light of complaints about his language and joked there was a helpline number which fans could call if they were offended: "0800 Go F*** Yourself".

Edited July 12, 201114 yr by Sparkle

From

http://www.inewsone.com/2011/07/17/trouble...take-that/63950

 

 

London, July 17 (IANS) Trouble seems to be brewing between the members of pop group Take That, following Robbie Williams’ bad behaviour.

 

According to a source, band members Gary Barlow, Howard Donald, Jason Orange, Mark Owen are upset after Williams’ foul-mouthed rants.

 

‘Major cracks are starting to appear with the lads. They aren’t spending much time with each other backstage and it seems Robbie is causing most of the friction,’ dailystar.co.uk quoted the source as saying.

 

‘There was talk of extending the tour and recording more material but that’s now been scrapped. The other four are sick of Robbie stealing all the headlines with his bad behaviour – rather than people talking about the group’s performance.

 

‘It’s once again turned into The Robbie Williams Show and the other lads feel like Robbie’s just using the tour to relaunch his solo career. And Gary has also struggled to balance his ‘X Factor’ commitments which has caused a few dramas too,’ the source added.

 

:rolleyes:

From

http://www.inewsone.com/2011/07/17/trouble...take-that/63950

London, July 17 (IANS) Trouble seems to be brewing between the members of pop group Take That, following Robbie Williams’ bad behaviour.

 

According to a source, band members Gary Barlow, Howard Donald, Jason Orange, Mark Owen are upset after Williams’ foul-mouthed rants.

 

‘Major cracks are starting to appear with the lads. They aren’t spending much time with each other backstage and it seems Robbie is causing most of the friction,’ dailystar.co.uk quoted the source as saying.

 

‘There was talk of extending the tour and recording more material but that’s now been scrapped. The other four are sick of Robbie stealing all the headlines with his bad behaviour – rather than people talking about the group’s performance.

 

‘It’s once again turned into The Robbie Williams Show and the other lads feel like Robbie’s just using the tour to relaunch his solo career. And Gary has also struggled to balance his ‘X Factor’ commitments which has caused a few dramas too,’ the source added.

 

:rolleyes:

 

I wondered when a story like this would appear :wacko:

From

http://www.inewsone.com/2011/07/17/trouble...take-that/63950

London, July 17 (IANS) Trouble seems to be brewing between the members of pop group Take That, following Robbie Williams’ bad behaviour.

 

According to a source, band members Gary Barlow, Howard Donald, Jason Orange, Mark Owen are upset after Williams’ foul-mouthed rants.

 

‘Major cracks are starting to appear with the lads. They aren’t spending much time with each other backstage and it seems Robbie is causing most of the friction,’ dailystar.co.uk quoted the source as saying.

 

‘There was talk of extending the tour and recording more material but that’s now been scrapped. The other four are sick of Robbie stealing all the headlines with his bad behaviour – rather than people talking about the group’s performance.

 

‘It’s once again turned into The Robbie Williams Show and the other lads feel like Robbie’s just using the tour to relaunch his solo career. And Gary has also struggled to balance his ‘X Factor’ commitments which has caused a few dramas too,’ the source added.

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

That happens in households all over the country every day of the week, it called getting on each others nerves :lol: nothing to worry about -_-

from

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story...th-dogs_1232784

 

 

Robbie Williams - Robbie Williams Shares Bed With Dogs

15 July 2011 09:16:28 AM

 

 

 

Take That singer Robbie Williams and his wife Ayda Field share their giant king-size bed with eight dogs.

 

 

The Take That singer - who is married to US actress Ayda Field - has even splashed out on a set of "doggy steps" so his pooches Maggie, Wall-E, Rudy, Samantha, Sid, Duke, Poupette and Baby can reach the bed. :wacko:

 

A source said: "The couple like sleeping with their pooches. Rob couldn't stand having them sleep in another room - or, worse, outside.

 

"But some of the dogs are quite small - the bichon frise pup, particularly - and Robbie's king-size bed is huge.

 

"It was too high up for them all to clamber up. So Rob bought a special, bespoke set of fake fur-lined doggy steps so they can make it up there safely. Now the whole family sleeps together." :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

 

Although Robbie and Ayda live in Los Angeles, the singer brought his dogs over to the UK for his band's recent tour because he couldn't bear to be parted from them for too long.

 

However, the dogs may soon have to share Robbie and Ayda as the 'Angels' hitmaker recently revealed the couple hope to have kids in the near future.

 

Explaining why he returned to touring and became more sociable, he said: "I'm going to be a dad... maybe next year or the year after and I don't want their dad to be emotionally inept, for my own well-being as well as theirs.

 

"At the start of the year, I got a feeling that 'things' can be different. It started as an ember and now because of the tour it's a furnace.

 

"In fact it started when we - as a couple - were kindly invited on holiday that was a once in a lifetime thing but it involved going with people we didn't know. My automatic reaction normally would have been, 'No, be safe, don't step out of your comfort zone' but then I thought of the kids we're yet to have and said, 'No f**k it, I want their dad to be able to do this sort of thing.' So I did. Things just snowballed from there."

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/20182...t-and-nut-case/

 

ROBBIE Williams is having healthy feasts ferried to his dressing room after he was laid low by food poisoning.

 

The chubby star :teresa: was forced to pull out of a Take That gig in Copenhagen, Denmark, after eating dodgy lobster.

 

And now the singer is taking no chances as he continues the band’s tour in Germany.

Among the treats he is demanding at each gig are a plate of fresh melon and four apples. He also wants 10 carrots, mint chewing gum and ginger root.

Japanese rice flour biscuits, flavoured peanuts and assorted soft drinks are also on the list.

And his non-edible demands include a tiny Japanese bonsai tree next to his wardrobe and a bale of lint-free towels. :unsure:

Robbie spent 72 hours running to and from the loo when he picked up food poisoning from the grilled black lobster.

The 37-year-old star posted a picture of himself lying in bed on a drip and oxygen mask with the message: “Thank you for your messages and love. Gutted for everyone involved with the tour.

 

“Feeling dreadful for letting the fans down. I’m so, so sorry.”

A source added: “It hasn’t been pretty. It’s all down to that dodgy lobster.

 

 

“Jason and Mark wanted to go ahead and do it without him, so as not to let down the fans. But there was something to do with the insurance that stopped them.”

 

 

Medics said the singer needed the drip because he was dehydrated and had lost so much fluid.

 

 

But the food poisoning is not all bad news for Robbie.

 

 

He is in pole position to win a bet with Gary Barlow, 40, to see who can lose most weight on tour. :lol:

For once I agree with the headline in the Mirror 3am section :blink:

 

From

http://www.3am.co.uk/robbie-williams-annou...hat-tour/28682/

 

 

Probably worth holding back on the baby announcement until your wife gets pregnant, Robbie

 

* 25/07/11

 

 

 

 

He may be yet to actually create a baby with his wife Ayda Field, but Robbie Williams has wasted no time in announcing that there will be a very small version of himself waddling around by the next Take That tour.

 

 

 

Having put his plans for kids on hold to rejoin Take That, Robbie is keen to get stuck in now that the Progress tour is over.

 

 

 

Robbie wrote on his blog at the weekend: “The next time we go on tour there will be a little Williams in the dressing room.

 

 

 

“It’s about time.

 

 

 

“Baby girl or baby boy? I’m truly not bothered as long as we have a healthy baba.

 

 

 

“I can play footie with a boy, but a girl would defo be a daddy’s girl. So we would be blessed with either. Thinking about it.”

 

 

 

It’s quite sweet how excited Robbie clearly is, although his enthusiasm for procreating is making us a tad worried for Ayda’s small frame.

 

 

:mellow:

 

 

 

 

What if she doesn't get pregnant? It's not a 'given' is it? -_-

Well they have LOTS of money ;)

Unless there is a major issue (one that they would probably know in their late 30s) they will finally get a baby of their own one way or another. It is not as if they have no time for it :lol:

Sounds like good timing to me.

What about his low thingy count? :o :unsure: