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Robbie Williams has emailed Noel Gallagher to apologise for ''being such a k**b''.

 

 

Robbie Williams has apologised to Noel Gallagher for "being such a k**b".

 

The 'Angels' singer and boy band member has a long standing dispute with the former Oasis guitarist after he described him as the "fat dancer from Take That", which was recently reignited when Robbie told Noel to "lick my arse," because his group had sold out more consecutive dates at Wembley Stadium in London.

 

Robbie has, however, apologised in an email, with Noel saying it told him: "Words to the effect of: 'I'm sorry for being such a knob'."

 

Noel - who recently launched his Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds project - also has a dispute with his brother, former Oasis singer Liam, and hinted he is pleased his Pretty Green clothing shop in Manchester was looted in recent riots.

 

When asked how he felt about the incident, Noel replied: "Every cloud and all that, eh?"

 

'The Death of You and Me' singer also admitted he is a technophobe and isn't very good at using computers.

 

He added to The Sun newspaper: "If I'm being honest, I wish I'd never bothered. There's a lot of unnecessary nonsense that comes with computers that I could have done without knowing - like the language. None of it makes any sense."

 

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds' self titled debut album will be released on October 17.

 

If I were Robbie, I really wouldn't of bothered apologising :rolleyes:

Noel always said worst things about Robbie than Robbie ever said about him. -_-

 

Except maybe for the 'mean spirited dwarf' comment :lol:

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Robbie Williams has completed writing his next solo album.

 

The singer - who recently finished a tour with his old boy band Take That - has been working on lyrics for his ninth album at his Los Angeles home, and thinks the results are his best ever.

 

He wrote on his blog: 'Lyric progress? I wrote everything I needed to finish - aren't I a good boy?

 

'I know I like blanket statements about my music - but this album is by far my most consistent.

 

'We have an embarrassment of riches where singles are concerned - happy days.'

 

The 'Angels' hitmaker is also planning on touring again soon, and has been asking fans to help him work out new set list for it.

 

He added: 'I wrote out my dream set list for a future tour - Exciting. 'Me and my Monkey' hasn't made it I just don't think I can remember the words should I reconsider?'

 

Robbie is currently in negotiations for a label to release the record, after his last deal with EMI records - signed for a reported 55 million in 2002 - has been fulfilled.

 

 

 

 

It'll be interesting to see which label he signs with .

Seriously can't wait for it all to happen ! Never mind playing Me and my Monkey Robbie, It was never a favourite of mine and the only song I found boring to watch on the Knebworth DVD.

:lol: me too!

From

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Gary Barlow admits Robbie Williams may never rejoin Take That

 

 

The new X Factor judge defended the volatile Williams after family audiences on their recent sell out tour complained about his swearing and crude gestures.

 

Barlow revealed he was keeping close tabs on Robbie to make sure he held it together and was just pleased the wide-eyed star was out of the doldrums.

 

‘I had a little monitor backstage, so I could keep my eye on him,’ Gary told me.

 

In contrast to the concerns over Robbie’s antics, Barlow said he was more relieved to see the former LA recluse hit his stride once more.

 

‘To see him shine like that, that made my tour,’ said Gary. With Williams vowing to prove his critics wrong with a new attempt at a solo career :blink: , Barlow is keeping his fingers crossed that Robbie doesn’t lose his way again.

 

‘I hope so. I wanted to see him back. He’s a brilliant, brilliant performer.’ No matter what Robbie’s plans turn out to be, 40-year-old Barlow said he would continue to work with his duet partner after they famously patched up their feud.

 

‘Since me and Rob started writing together again two years ago, we’ve actually never stopped,’ he said.

 

‘We love each other’s company. We love writing together. I’m hoping this partnership stays together for a long time.’

 

Williams has continued to announce his solo ambition on his blog, in contrast to when he rejoined the band last summer and described it as ‘coming home’.

 

Asked if 37-year-old Williams would be joining him, Jason Orange, Howard Donald and Mark Owen in the studio again, Barlow said he was in the dark. ‘Who knows?’ he responded.

 

 

 

Seriously can't wait for it all to happen ! Never mind playing Me and my Monkey Robbie, It was never a favourite of mine and the only song I found boring to watch on the Knebworth DVD.

 

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It is one of my favourites... It has this cool cowboy-dream feeling!

RECONSIDER :angry:

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It is one of my favourites... It has this cool cowboy-dream feeling!

RECONSIDER :angry:

 

 

I agree .. I love M&MM, I could just see myself on those roller skates smoosying along with that monkey ... love the whole tempo of the song & who else but Robbie Williams could get away with singing a song like that at Knebworth... :P ... one of the best songs on the DVD :yahoo:

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Robbie Williams secret penchant for bingo

 

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Robbie Williams has a guilty secret. Having entered a Hollywood bingo competition not too long ago, Stoke-on-Trent’s most famous celebrity found himself winning a leopard-skin handbag, and ended the night by donating a great deal of money to Breast Cancer Research.

 

Now often playing bingo to raise money for a variety of good causes, it's rumoured that – along with many bingo fans – the Rock DJ singer favours 90-ball bingo.

 

In fact, earlier this year Robbie posted an image on his blog of fellow Take Thatter Gary Barlow calling bingo at someone’s house. Is it possible that the Take That boys aren’t half as rock ’n’ roll as they used to be? Are they playing bingo on the tour bus rather than having parties?

 

It’s fair to say that among this group of celebrity bingo fans there are some who are more obvious than others.

 

We can easily picture Sharon Osbourne or Denise Van Outen sitting down for a game of bingo – and let’s not forget Barbara Windsor, who recently starred in the Jackpotjoy TV adverts.

 

Then there's Ricky Tomlinson, who released The Bingo Song in 2007 to celebrate his love of the game. There are, however, some celebrity bingo players who you would perhaps never guess.

 

Hollywood actor Russell Crowe used to work as a bingo caller before his rise to fame, and was reportedly sacked for making up his own (less than polite) bingo calls – hilarious!

 

There are even reports of royals playing bingo – Prince William is said to enjoy the game and, seeing as how Barack Obama is a fan, it has been speculated that the Prince and the US President played together in Buckingham Palace during his recent visit to the UK.

 

Last, but by no means least, Paris Hilton has appeared more than a few times at charity bingo games, alongside other Tinseltown names such as Daryl Hannah and Courteney Cox. Keen to shake off its rather dated reputation, bingo has become a swanky affair, and there have been several large celebrity bingo events (often for charity) held over recent years. Players at past events have included DJs Chris Moyles and Sara Cox, and even Katie Price.

 

One of the most popular online gaming communities Jackpotjoy offers members a wide range of games (many with progressive jackpots), including slots, scratchcards and online casino games – as well as Robbie’s favourite, bingo.

 

A good game to play if you’re looking to scoop a big win is Tycoon Progressive. However, there are many other progressive jackpots available on Jackpotjoy, including a huge Deal Or No Deal progressive jackpot that stands at over half a million pounds.

 

Other games, such as Sapphire 90-ball bingo, Tiki Temple and Bullion Bonanza, have progressive jackpots in excess of £10,000, which could be enough to give you the celebrity lifestyle you’ve always wanted.

 

With such amazing cash prizes on offer, it’s easy to see why so many people love to play bingo and other games online. Aside from the money you can win, there is also great fun to be had. Nowhere is this more obvious than in the case of bingo, which Catherine Zeta Jones enjoys so much she plays it with her family every Christmas.

 

 

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:wub: Gotta love Robbie and the game of bingo :lol:

See, me and Robbie are soul mates. :wub:

Sorry! I can believe Gary likes a game of bingo now and again (working men's clubs, etc) but no way do I believe Rob plays something as inane as bingo!

Beardgate again :lol:

 

 

Twinkle NOT wrinkle

 

 

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Robbie Williams might have sang 'I Hope I'm Old Before I Die', but he doesn't want to feel old just yet -- especially when it comes to his sex drive.

 

After blood tests revealed he had the libido of a 100-year-old man, the singer (37) decided to kick-start his mojo by taking twice-weekly injections of the sex hormone testosterone.

 

Speaking of the jabs that he's been on for two years now, he said: "It's like an epiphany. It has changed my life. I feel I'm getting a second wind."

 

Testosterone levels naturally drop with age, but there's a good chance Rob's abnormally low natural production of the hormone was linked to his battle with drugs and alcohol and the toll that's taken on his body.

 

Interestingly, though, the Take That star revealed he'd originally headed for the doctors with the intention of getting himself signed up for injections of Human Growth Hormone, HGH, a jab being hailed in Hollywood as 'the fountain of youth'.

 

Robbie said: "I went to get some HGH. It's what all the old fellas are on out there in LA that's making them look 40 instead of 60, improving their health, their memory, their hair, skin. Could give you cancer. I weighed that up. Thought I'd have it anyway."

 

The fact that even cancer wasn't a deterrent is testament to just how popular HGH is in LaLa land right now. If Rob had started pumping himself with growth hormones, he'd have been following in the beefed-up footsteps of big names such as Sylvester Stallone.

 

Sly turned his 60-something bod into that of a 30-year-old for his role in 'Rambo VI', thanks to the wonder drug.

 

The secret behind HGH is simple. We all produce the hormone, but it slows down after the age of 30. Injecting it essentially keeps levels topped up, leaving the injector feeling and looking younger.

 

It's been banned in sports as a performance-enhancing substance, and the lasting results of injections aren't known (though there are concerns over links to cancer, and the dangers of exceeding healthy limits are documented), but that hasn't curtailed its growing number of celebrity, and even non-celebrity, fans.

 

Actress Suzanne Somers openly told Oprah that she starts the day with her injection of HGH and gushed about its benefits online.

 

Hormones are raging in Hollywood right now. After years of pumping themselves with silicon and collagen, celebs have taken the quest for perfection to a new level, using hormones to stay young, fit and lose weight.

 

HCG is the other big name in town. The hormone, Human Chorionic Gonadotropin, is normally produced in pregnancy, but Hollywood's leading ladies aren't using it in the hope of getting knocked up, instead they want it to help them stop their bellies swelling. Dubbed the HCG diet, hormone drops are ingested or injected and are supposed to suppress the appetite, allowing users to survive on a tiny 500 calories a day.

 

'Jersey Shore's' JWoww and Snookie are fans. On her website JWoww gushes: "HCG drops are now my key to keeping the weight off." Actress Carmen Electra was signed up as spokeswoman for HCG Platinum, declaring: "Every time I feel I am at that point where I need to lose body weight and tone up, I can rely on HCG Platinum to shed not only my extra weight but also body fat."

 

But Dr Pearse Phelan from the Dublin Medical Centre isn't convinced. "If they are taking drops of HCG orally then they are wasting their time," he says. "HCG needs to be injected to have any effect. If people are taking drops thinking it will suppress their appetite then the effects are all in their head. It's obviously just the drastically low calorie intake that is causing the weight loss."

 

Where HCG can be of use, according to Dr Phelan, is in helping men produce testosterone. Which brings us back to Robbie -- is he safe tampering with his hormone levels?

 

"That's the same as asking is it safe to be in your teens or 20s? Yes it is," says Dr Phelan. "What people like Robbie Williams are doing is bringing testosterone levels back up to the normal range, which is perfectly safe. The danger is if they're going beyond that point."

 

Every year, some 110,000 men suffer from testosterone deficiency but most don't know about it, putting the symptoms of reduced sex drive, aches, pains and tiredness down to just getting older.

 

Dr Phelan, who fronts menshealth.ie, says hormone injections aren't necessarily dangerous -- but the trouble is that while some hormones have FDA approval, it's not always for the purpose that people are using them.

 

Testosterone Replacement Therapy is fine for treating men with low levels of the hormone, HGH is perfect for treating children with a growth deficiency and HCG is approved for fertility treatment.

 

But when anyone with normal hormone levels starts injecting themselves with hormones, they are taking their chances with the results.

 

"Absolutely you should only take hormones if you are deficient in the first place," says Dr Phelan. "People should always visit a doctor first before injecting any hormone. It is not a mainstream recommendation and to some extent it is experimental.

 

"If people want to use hormones for the purposes of looking younger or losing weight, they have to be aware that the hormone has not been tested for that use."

 

But that doesn't stop celebrities deciding the benefits outweigh the risks. "Half of Hollywood is probably on HGH," says Dr Phelan. "I visited a clinic in 2001 and there were very high-profile people going in and out getting HGH treatment."

 

The reason why is because it does appear to get the results. The results of a study revealed in the 'New England Journal of Medicine' showed that men who took HGH for six months reduced their body fat by over 14pc and increased muscle mass by 8.8pc.

 

Dr Phelan says: "HGH, especially used together with testosterone, can produce rejuvenating benefits like building up muscle, burning fat, reducing wrinkles and increased sex drive."

 

The bad news is that there are concerns the growth hormone could be associated with causing diabetes and an increased incidence of bowel cancer. Extreme amounts of HGH lead to acromegaly, whereby the person develops large hands, a pronounced jaw and thickness of the skin and can end up looking like the Bond villain Jaws.

 

Even testosterone taken above normal levels produces worrying side effects such as fertility problems, shrunken testes and the development of breasts, as the body fights to restore the balance by turning the testosterone into oestrogen.

 

"Of course there are risks," says Dr Phelan. "There's a risk in everything, particularly taking something that may pose problems further down the line, we simply don't know. But for some people, their quality of life is dependent on looking young and that's how they're able to balance their decision."

 

Hollywood's A-listers are acting like a human laboratory for shortcuts to anti- ageing -- but only time will tell what the end results will be.

 

Weird Celeb REGIMESPlancenta Facials

 

J-Lo (right) gets two a week, at a cost of nearly ¤800, in a bid to keep her youthful visage. Human placenta is rich in proteins, vitamins, nutrients and boasts a high concentration of amino acid glycine, which makes skin look healthy.

 

Snail Gel

 

This apparently works by repairing the face using the same combination of elastane, vitamins and collagen that the snail uses to repair its own shell. Dannii Minogue apparently buys pots of the stuff in health stores and reckons it's a great anti-ageing treatment.

 

Leech Therapy

 

This extreme detox is a favourite of Demi Moore (although seriously, what can the woman have left in her to purge?), pictured right, and is said to promote youthfulness.

 

The leeches should be applied by qualified surgeons as leech saliva contains anti-coagulant meaning the patient could bleed for hours.

 

Snake Venom Creams

 

Snake venom is the new Botox. Rubbed into the skin as a cream, it produces the same muscle-tightening effects. Gwyneth Paltrow is a fan.

 

Bull Sperm Hair

 

For luscious, healthy, youthful locks look no further than a slather of semen from an Aberdeen Angus.

 

Nicknamed 'viagra for hair', treatments with bull sperm are said to rejuvenate ageing hair because the proteins in both are a good match.

 

Sheep Embryo Injections

 

Singer Debbie Harry (right) used to swear by injections of sheep cells. She said: "I thought wow, this is so logical -- you have fresh cells." She has since moved on to HGH saying: "At one time age was considered wisdom and prestige. But now nobody really values age the way they did."

 

 

Source. The Irish Independent

I always use Aberdeen Angus bull sperm shampoo. I swear by it. Makes my tresses so glossy. :wub:

I always use Aberdeen Angus bull sperm shampoo. I swear by it. Makes my tresses so glossy. :wub:

 

 

:puke2: You have left me speechless Jups :wacko:

Yes, I have a bull tethered out my back garden. He is very obliging. ^_^

Hector, my bull.

 

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