Posted February 16, 201213 yr Well, given we pass judgement on the contest proper each year, it only makes sense for everyone's favourite national final to get the voting works! So, each week for the next six weeks we'll be getting the heats judged, along with andra chansen and the grand final. Annoyed with SEAN FUCKING BANAN's very existence, let alone getting to AC? Taking pity on the tinfoiled old bags of Afro-Dite? Change the results here! So, here's how it works. Voting will be done in traditional Melodifestivalen fashion (i.e. only six are voted for, rather than ten) in the following manner: 12 10 8 6 4 2 Votes are sent to me (Veriloquy) by PM. This week's deadline is Thursday 23 February 19:00. Anyway, let's HAVE A GANDER at those who are competing for your votes. http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/1740/seanbanan1.jpg 01 Sean Banan - 'Sean den förste Banan' Text och Musik - Sean Banan, Joakim Larsson, Hans Blomberg, Mårten Andersson Professional wanker Sean Banan got sent to Andra Chansen by an overly generous Swedish public, but will the voters of Buzzjack be quite so kind? (HINT: I will be judging you harshly if you see fit to give this more than 4 points.) http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6756/abalonedots.jpg 02 Abalone Dots - 'På väg' Text och Musik - Abalone Dots (Rebecka Hjukström, Sophia Hogman, Louise Holmer), Viktor Källgren Poor beautiful country bumpkins Abalone Dots were unceremoniously slaughtered in the real thing by a Swedish public too bored to pay any attention to På väg, but will a more forgiving Buzzjack see fit to send them direkt till Bracknell? http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7135/themoniker2.jpg 03 The Moniker - 'I Want To Be Chris Isaak (This Is Just The Beginning)' Text och Musik - The Moniker The Moniker earned the universal hatred of the internet last-year for unappreciated classic Oh My God! which mustered 3rd off the back of a campaign forced to take the long road through Andra Chansen, though this came back to haunt him this year when the public punished his ill-advised foray into country music. Will Buzzjack be any kinder? http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4374/afroditel.jpg 04 Afro-Dite - 'The Boy Can Dance' Text och Musik - Figge Boström, Catrine Loqvist, Johan Lindman Hopeless old bags/former Swedish representatives Afro-Dite were cruelly denied in the first heat's Globen or Bust, but can this inexplicably young trio survive a hypothetical Bracknell or Bust? http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4023/deadbyaprilu.jpg 05 Dead by April - 'Mystery' Text och Musik - Pontus Hjelm Sweden enjoyed this rather melodiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHAAAAAAGGHous track punctuated by the odd bit of horrific screaming, but caAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAGHn Buzzjack bring itself to indulge in this sub-Linkin Park wankery? http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/6581/marieserneholtv.jpg 06 Marie Serneholt - 'Salt & Pepper' Text och Musik - Lina Eriksson, Mårten Eriksson, Figge Boström Marie earned herself an honorary Barbara Dex Award with the most horrific catsuit seen this side of Shoat's dressing room, and got ditched straight off with a hot mess performance for the ages with some non-choix choreography, but can Buzzjack at least take pity on Marie's poor man's Boy Does Nothing and send her to Bury St. Edmunds for Andra Chansen? http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3954/thorstenflinck1.jpg 07 Thorsten Flinck och Revolutionsorkestern - 'Jag reser mig igen' Text och Musik - Thomas G:son, Ted Ström Sent to Andra Chansen in the real thing, is there really any chance that Thorsten's lovely little retro throwback stands the slightest chance amongst the Buzzjack audience? http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4884/loreen2.jpg 08 Loreen - 'Euphoria' Text och Musik - Thomas G:son, Peter Boström Yes, I KNOW this may already seem like a foregone conclusion, but we ought to at least vote first before we send Loreen DTB. In copy-paste mode: Sean Banan - Sean den förste Banan Abalone Dots - På väg The Moniker - I Want To Be Chris Isaak (This Is Just The Beginning) Afro-Dite - The Boy Can Dance Dead By April - Mystery Marie Serneholt - Salt and Pepper Thorsten Flinck och Revolutionsorkersten - Jag reser mig igen Loreen - Euphoria Go go go! If you need mp3s or anything then just mention in thread and we'll get Brister Chjörkman to have a word with your inbox. Begin the voting! - VOTED Veriloquy gooddelta Gretchen Wülkers råndomfurlöng Ghosthunter AdamAloud Jerick Eyes Aaron Ljosið Alex! Freeze Robot JohnMK Alexxandro Jáhq Vandbærer
February 16, 201213 yr Will send my votes now, I hope you'll be changing your currently horrendous username to Brister Chjörkman post haste Tirren :o
February 16, 201213 yr Author Ha, no chance! :D EDIT: That was aimed at gooddelta, but could just as well have been aimed at martyn thinking about it.
February 16, 201213 yr Ha, no chance! :D EDIT: That was aimed at gooddelta, but could just as well have been aimed at martyn thinking about it. Because of the line underneath the bottom of the display names, I read Veriloquy as Veriloguy every time, which sounds like any awful spammers username :drama:
February 16, 201213 yr Author Having checked, Brister Chjörkman's a letter too long to be a username anyway!
February 16, 201213 yr I will be voting, I've forgotten all of them aside from Loreen though, I think I know which 6 I'm voting for, but I'll need to work out the order. Because I care that much. Could Brister Chjörkman have a word with my inbox please?
February 16, 201213 yr So, here's how it works. Voting will be done in traditional Melodifestivalen fashion (i.e. only six are voted for, rather than ten) in the following manner: How could anyone vote for ten? There are only eight songs. ANYWAY, I have voted and placed all my money on Sean Banan winning.
February 16, 201213 yr Author How could anyone vote for ten? There are only eight songs. ANYWAY, I have voted and placed all my money on Sean Banan winning. Oh, I was saying to contrast it with traditional Eurovision voting. Obv you can't actually vote for ten at the heat stage!
February 16, 201213 yr Euphoria have already won this? :lol: and what is that hate aganst Sean den första banan? :o digge digge ding ding ding här glider 'kingen' inn :kink:
February 16, 201213 yr and what is that hate aganst Sean den första banan? :o digge digge ding ding ding här glider 'kingen' inn :kink: http://whisperriver.com/uploads/p/Dead_Banana.jpg I wanted to post another picture but it had a naughty word in its URL and it got censored, thank you. Edited February 16, 201213 yr by Gretchen Wülkers
February 16, 201213 yr Not Found The requested URL /nevermore/img/films/banana-motherf***er.png was not found on this server. :unsure: *seraching for banana-motherf***er* :kink: EDIT: I only found a picture of a guy with a banan in his right eye :P
February 16, 201213 yr Not Found The requested URL /nevermore/img/films/banana-motherf***er.png was not found on this server. :unsure: *seraching for banana-motherf***er* :kink: EDIT: I only found a picture of a guy with a banan in his right eye :P Well that was the one! I couldn't even post the second picture apparently. Bananas to this forum's censorship and bananas to my workplace censorship. I'm really hating on bananas right now. :angry:
February 17, 201213 yr I too would like Brister Chjörkman to have words with my inbox. Was so much more on the ball with MF last year.
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