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Well, given we pass judgement on the contest proper each year, it only makes sense for everyone's favourite national final to get the voting works! So, each week for the next six weeks we'll be getting the heats judged, along with andra chansen and the grand final. Annoyed with SEAN FUCKING BANAN's very existence, let alone getting to AC? Taking pity on the tinfoiled old bags of Afro-Dite? Change the results here!

 

So, here's how it works. Voting will be done in traditional Melodifestivalen fashion (i.e. only six are voted for, rather than ten) in the following manner:

 

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Votes are sent to me (Veriloquy) by PM. This week's deadline is Thursday 23 February 19:00. Anyway, let's HAVE A GANDER at those who are competing for your votes.

 

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/1740/seanbanan1.jpg

 

01 Sean Banan - 'Sean den förste Banan'

Text och Musik - Sean Banan, Joakim Larsson, Hans Blomberg, Mårten Andersson

 

Professional wanker Sean Banan got sent to Andra Chansen by an overly generous Swedish public, but will the voters of Buzzjack be quite so kind? (HINT: I will be judging you harshly if you see fit to give this more than 4 points.)

 

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6756/abalonedots.jpg

 

02 Abalone Dots - 'På väg'

Text och Musik - Abalone Dots (Rebecka Hjukström, Sophia Hogman, Louise Holmer), Viktor Källgren

 

Poor beautiful country bumpkins Abalone Dots were unceremoniously slaughtered in the real thing by a Swedish public too bored to pay any attention to På väg, but will a more forgiving Buzzjack see fit to send them direkt till Bracknell?

 

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7135/themoniker2.jpg

 

03 The Moniker - 'I Want To Be Chris Isaak (This Is Just The Beginning)'

Text och Musik - The Moniker

 

The Moniker earned the universal hatred of the internet last-year for unappreciated classic Oh My God! which mustered 3rd off the back of a campaign forced to take the long road through Andra Chansen, though this came back to haunt him this year when the public punished his ill-advised foray into country music. Will Buzzjack be any kinder?

 

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4374/afroditel.jpg

 

04 Afro-Dite - 'The Boy Can Dance'

Text och Musik - Figge Boström, Catrine Loqvist, Johan Lindman

 

Hopeless old bags/former Swedish representatives Afro-Dite were cruelly denied in the first heat's Globen or Bust, but can this inexplicably young trio survive a hypothetical Bracknell or Bust?

 

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4023/deadbyaprilu.jpg

 

05 Dead by April - 'Mystery'

Text och Musik - Pontus Hjelm

 

Sweden enjoyed this rather melodiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHAAAAAAGGHous track punctuated by the odd bit of horrific screaming, but caAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAGHn Buzzjack bring itself to indulge in this sub-Linkin Park wankery?

 

http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/6581/marieserneholtv.jpg

 

06 Marie Serneholt - 'Salt & Pepper'

Text och Musik - Lina Eriksson, Mårten Eriksson, Figge Boström

 

Marie earned herself an honorary Barbara Dex Award with the most horrific catsuit seen this side of Shoat's dressing room, and got ditched straight off with a hot mess performance for the ages with some non-choix choreography, but can Buzzjack at least take pity on Marie's poor man's Boy Does Nothing and send her to Bury St. Edmunds for Andra Chansen?

 

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3954/thorstenflinck1.jpg

 

07 Thorsten Flinck och Revolutionsorkestern - 'Jag reser mig igen'

Text och Musik - Thomas G:son, Ted Ström

 

Sent to Andra Chansen in the real thing, is there really any chance that Thorsten's lovely little retro throwback stands the slightest chance amongst the Buzzjack audience?

 

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4884/loreen2.jpg

 

08 Loreen - 'Euphoria'

Text och Musik - Thomas G:son, Peter Boström

 

Yes, I KNOW this may already seem like a foregone conclusion, but we ought to at least vote first before we send Loreen DTB.

 

In copy-paste mode:

 

Sean Banan - Sean den förste Banan

Abalone Dots - På väg

The Moniker - I Want To Be Chris Isaak (This Is Just The Beginning)

Afro-Dite - The Boy Can Dance

Dead By April - Mystery

Marie Serneholt - Salt and Pepper

Thorsten Flinck och Revolutionsorkersten - Jag reser mig igen

Loreen - Euphoria

 

Go go go! If you need mp3s or anything then just mention in thread and we'll get Brister Chjörkman to have a word with your inbox. Begin the voting!

 

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Veriloquy

gooddelta

Gretchen Wülkers

råndomfurlöng

Ghosthunter

AdamAloud

Jerick

Eyes

Aaron

Ljosið

Alex!

Freeze

Robot

JohnMK

Alexxandro

Jáhq

Vandbærer

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Will send my votes now, I hope you'll be changing your currently horrendous username to Brister Chjörkman post haste Tirren :o
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Ha, no chance! :D

 

EDIT: That was aimed at gooddelta, but could just as well have been aimed at martyn thinking about it.

Ha, no chance! :D

 

EDIT: That was aimed at gooddelta, but could just as well have been aimed at martyn thinking about it.

 

Because of the line underneath the bottom of the display names, I read Veriloquy as Veriloguy every time, which sounds like any awful spammers username :drama:

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Having checked, Brister Chjörkman's a letter too long to be a username anyway!
I will be voting, I've forgotten all of them aside from Loreen though, I think I know which 6 I'm voting for, but I'll need to work out the order. Because I care that much. Could Brister Chjörkman have a word with my inbox please?
So, here's how it works. Voting will be done in traditional Melodifestivalen fashion (i.e. only six are voted for, rather than ten) in the following manner:

 

How could anyone vote for ten? There are only eight songs.

 

ANYWAY, I have voted and placed all my money on Sean Banan winning.

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How could anyone vote for ten? There are only eight songs.

 

ANYWAY, I have voted and placed all my money on Sean Banan winning.

Oh, I was saying to contrast it with traditional Eurovision voting. Obv you can't actually vote for ten at the heat stage!

Euphoria have already won this? :lol:

 

and what is that hate aganst Sean den första banan? :o

 

digge digge ding ding ding här glider 'kingen' inn :kink:

and what is that hate aganst Sean den första banan? :o

 

digge digge ding ding ding här glider 'kingen' inn :kink:

 

http://whisperriver.com/uploads/p/Dead_Banana.jpg

 

I wanted to post another picture but it had a naughty word in its URL and it got censored, thank you.

Edited by Gretchen Wülkers

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The requested URL /nevermore/img/films/banana-motherf***er.png was not found on this server.

 

:unsure:

 

*seraching for banana-motherf***er* :kink:

 

EDIT: I only found a picture of a guy with a banan in his right eye :P

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Can we have LESS discussion of THAT WRETCH and MORE voting please?
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The requested URL /nevermore/img/films/banana-motherf***er.png was not found on this server.

 

:unsure:

 

*seraching for banana-motherf***er* :kink:

 

EDIT: I only found a picture of a guy with a banan in his right eye :P

 

Well that was the one!

 

I couldn't even post the second picture apparently. Bananas to this forum's censorship and bananas to my workplace censorship.

 

I'm really hating on bananas right now. :angry:

I too would like Brister Chjörkman to have words with my inbox. Was so much more on the ball with MF last year.

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