Oh dear god that auto-tune is tragic. The original is truly brilliant though.

Clearly people just AREN'T READY for a little chat.

I'll stick to the original thanks. I want to see her performance in the semi NOW though! It will be fabulous! :D

Is she psychotic? :lol: That picture in your sig, Umi, she looks really mentally unstable :P

Is she psychotic? :lol: That picture in your sig, Umi, she looks really mentally unstable :P

 

Here's hoping!

Slim but not impossible. Juries will surely snub them both so they'll need to rank in the top five of a country's televote to even register on the scoreboard, they *could* get the joke vote from somewhere but in enough quantity to overcome the juries ignoring it? For some reason I see Montenegro as being more likely to score than San Marino.

 

I really think you're right, Montenegro could actually be quite big with juries, televoters won't get it, but Rambo is actually quite popular amongst the "real music" cognoscenti. And I'm not even kidding :/

 

Tbh The Social Network Song or whatever it's called reminds me of something Aqua-alike pop groups put out in the late 90s, things like Tarzan And Jane by Toy-Box or Tamagotchi by Daze. Really dumb, underproduced dance-pop cheesefests. I loved that kind of thing back in the day, but I GREW UP.

I really think you're right, Montenegro could actually be quite big with juries, televoters won't get it, but Rambo is actually quite popular amongst the "real music" cognoscenti. And I'm not even kidding :/

 

I'm not actually surprised, take out the awful performer and lyrics and musically it's quite unique for Eurovision.

This is DISGUSTING YET FABULOUS *.* Coldest mess EVER!

 

I still think this will get disqualified! And surely 'cyber sex' and 'sex machine' will breach the unacceptable language rule?

Not a chance. I'm pretty sure Eurovision songs must have mentioned sex before...and that's before we get onto the likes of 'I'll get you to my bad ass spinning for you/I've got my bitches standing up next to me' from Serebro - Song #1, for example.

This is DISGUSTING YET FABULOUS *.* Coldest mess EVER!

 

http://i.imgur.com/U93HX.gif

 

(Yes, she actually has gifs!)

This is DISGUSTING YET FABULOUS *.* Coldest mess EVER!

Not a chance. I'm pretty sure Eurovision songs must have mentioned sex before...and that's before we get onto the likes of 'I'll get you to my bad ass spinning for you/I've got my bitches standing up next to me' from Serebro - Song #1, for example.

 

True! I just read that apparently Severina mentioned it a few years back - so the EBU must be happy with it. :)

The Sammarinese national broadcaster is launching a music video contest for the fans of Valentina Monetta. It's all about creating your own music video for The social network song. The winner will be awarded a trip for two to the popular Oktoberfest, in Munich, plus 1,000 euro. Runner-up cash prizes will be given as well.

 

Bonus prize:

 

The video with the most views on YouTube during the competition period will win a special bonus prize: You will travel to San Marino for a long weekend (flight and hotel inclusive) and visit the home country of Valentina Monetta. You will meet Valentina for an exclusive dinner.

 

http://www.esctoday.com/news/read/18635

 

Maybe some of us should enter. :kink: I currently living for Valentina and her mess of a song right now.

Meeting Valentina does sound like just about the most fabulous thing ever.

I'm so participating omfg.

I've only just realised that she's 37! I thought she was in her early 20s, talk about Sieneke in reverse!

She does look younger than Sieneke, doesn't she? :lol:

Meeting Valentina does sound like just about the most fabulous thing ever.

 

I would rather eat Engelbert's belly button fluff.

I've only just realised that she's 37!

 

so you didn't notice my comment :P

 

I don't get why a 37 years old woman have to act like a 12 years old girl.

 

 

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