Aww Aly at #21. :D I'd forgotten about that time I woke up with him in my bed not so long ago. :w00t:

Oh David, you aren't STILL slutting it up are you?!

Oh David, you aren't STILL slutting it up are you?!

I actually have a boyfriend now, so no I'm not! :D This happened whenever it was I posted that photo. I think it may have been September?

Oh yes, the one where André looked bald. A noted classic of the genre.

Dear old Aly here was once voted (somewhere at some point) the poster who had done naughty things with the most Buzzjack members.

 

What an honorful title to have :D

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Edited.

 

You definitely are a hollahback girl.

Edited.

What did this say? I can exclusively reveal now that next time Matt with dot is in a countdown like this the commentary is going to be SO JUICY.

As a result of the action which led to the above post I can declare that the Lounge may or may not be hosting a FREE SPEECH APPRECIATION WEEK in the near future. I can also officially announce: Voltaire AGOG at Matt with dot.

Probably said something like 'I am a twat'. How original, definitely not heard that before :D

 

Matt just needs to learn to get a sense of humour.

I seen what it was something along the lines of "f*** this. I'm coming back. YA'LL messed with the wrong c**t"

 

How very homosexual.

I seen what it was something along the lines of "f*** this. I'm coming back. YA'LL messed with the wrong c**t"

 

How very homosexual.

Orly? INTERESTING.

It's Matt.'s personal mission to bring down BuzzJack. U go girl!

You have to admire him really. Has anybody ever tried so hard to prove that they don't care about something?

You have to admire him really. Has anybody ever tried so hard to prove that they don't care about something?

 

Probably not. Whatever next. Perhaps Matt will get the CPS involved. I know I would if I was so outraged.

 

For the record Matt, if you want to hack my account and delete the forum my password is 12345shoat.

Apologies for the delay people. For now let's CEASE [AND DESIST] talking about Matt with dot and progress:

 

20-16

 

20. Rooney 5634 (19.8%)

 

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Buzzjack's very own truelad and probably the only BJ member who is not pretending to be heterosexual (SILAS, SIT DOWN!), Rooney has been member, Lounge mod and Global Mod in his time - scattering the site with his own brand of bare jokez (his Buzzrate or recent 'Members who could have had it all' thread, anyone?), whilst also managing to be rather lovable and liked by MOST. Still very involved in the running of the Lounge and pulling the strings of a lot of Lounge events, now that he's retired from the mainstream these days Roo can most often be found posting in the Sport forum and taking the piss out of one of Buzzjack's more unfortunate souls in a thread near you.

 

19. Cassidy 5705 (39.7%)

 

http://hiphopspy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cassidy-pictures_3_.jpg

 

From one Lounge mod 'lad' to another, Big Cass only makes fleeting appearances these days but was once upon a time a Lounge staple - laying down the rules (as little as possible) and otherwise being hilarious at a time where Tirrun was merely a twinkle in Lady Buzzjack's eye. Most often he can be found enquiring about your WEEKEND PLANS whilst not really giving two shits, being too busy for this online nonsense and forging a rap career based on very limited material of questionable quality.

 

18. Shoat 5708 (40%)

 

http://www.blackpoolgrand.co.uk/media/1801_Su_Pollard.JPG

 

Dame Shoat was an online legend back when I was still raping the cheerleader smiley and trying to persuade Jester to make me TV mod (A VERY LONG TIME AGO.) A CoolClarity, PopTrash and CHC staple, Buzzjack rejoiced the day that Shoat decided to make us his home and quickly ensured he couldn't escape by forcing him into several moderator positions with high-esteem and allowing him full control of sub-mod Tirrun's leash. Sadly since standing down amidst grossly misconstrued internet rumours, we fear Shoat may be deciding to take more of a backseat. Fingers crossed he and his caustic wit will never wander too far from the Lounge's many facepalmable dregs.

 

17. Ryan 6217 (22.3%)

 

http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/ryan_reynolds_01.jpg

 

You'd never guess now but Ryan was once one of the site's most popular members. He EVEN won a Rate, but for some reason decided that internet popularity wasn't for him and returned to life as a local Sunderland lad doing local Sunderland things and returning occasionally to catch up with his FeelGoodLoveInc crew (Tirrun NOT welcome) and throw shade at members who are just too new to GET HIM. (There was once a rumour that Ryan was QUITE THE LOOKER. Upon further investigation on Google, I can confirm this to be true. Find evidence above.)

 

16. Mart!n 6548 (7%)

 

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Over the nine years of Cool Clarity and Buzzjack existence, Mikey has notched up over 130,000 posts whilst his IQ drops exponentially (cue Tirrun with THE GRAPH.) Despite his huge number of posts he still has immense trouble typing in correct English, spelling his name correctly (although minus an exclamation mark we are ALMOST there) and completing simple forum functions. Hugely liked by many chart regulars who are known to worship him for copying and pasting data freely available to ANYBODY who suscribes to Musicweek, Mikey is the forum's Karl Pilkington - except he be nowhere near as hilarious. Rumours he raped the :magic: smiley to within an inch of life with a pack of Richmond's SAUSAGES are unconfirmed.

Whilst I am liked by most, unfortunately not enough to appear in enough love charts, or score any 11s in rates :(

 

Cassidy can unfortunately be seen round the Liverpool area. Often infultrating the popular nightclub called 'Krazyhouse' and texting Rooney at obscene times at the night about Lana Del Ray.

That commentary for poor brave Mikeu really has MADE MY LIFE

15-11

 

15. Gary 6651 (33.7%)

http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/forty_year_old_virgin.jpg

 

The fact that Gary made it anywhere NEAR the Top 50 on this countdown is surprising since he has (genuinely) spent about two thirds of his adult life in the Gallery, posting pictures of oiled-up shirtless men (for which we are ALL grateful) and then re-visiting them day-by-day to knock one out over his increasingly sticky keyboard. One can only assume that his 6.5k+ posts in the Lounge were those pictures re-posted or a randy Gary fornicating over them whilst making out with his computer screen. Comparisons to a sexless, horned-up teenager can be drawn, but would be fiercely disputed.

 

14. Silas 6662 (19.3%)

http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/parrish_hunter/images/hunter_parrish_6_jpg.jpg

 

Silas' world is one full of hate, anger and vitriol for anything that DARE inconvenience him - be it traffic lights, kilts, Sugababes 4.0 fans, overly-defensive closeted homosexuals, the Scottish National Anthem or Dundee. It is not uncommon to venture into a seemingly-ordinary thread and see Phil vomiting up hateful essays about minor problems with his day, at the expense of any member who dare question him. A huge fan of Scotland and (I believe, though I'm not entirely sure since he doesn't often mention it) Australia, it is interesting to note that Buzzjack's most fiercely heterosexual member, who likes girls and pictures of girls and always talks about girls whenever girls are mentioned because he likes girls (HONEST), presumably named himself after the scrumptious Hunter Parrish (pictured) who plays Silas in Weeds.

 

13. Grandwicky 6749 (32.5%)

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(I wonder how long it'll be before the younger members of BJ start to use this picture as EVIDENCE of their unquestionable, yet suspiciously predictable, heterosexuality.) Nicky is a golden oldie who back in 2006 was as good with a cheerleader smiley and an off-topic thread as any modern-day spam merchant (as were we all, ashamedly.) Another damned heterosexual, Nicky was a fan of Rachel Stevens and Tesco-brand electrical appliances back in the day, but these days has moved onto rock and indie music and gaming discussion.

 

12. GrAmii 6849 (28.7%)

http://alexeimckinikov.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/emo-kid.jpg

 

Another hugely popular, former popularity-contest winner who presumably went onto better things (even if they DO involve regularly socialising with Aly) is Graham. Graham, or Grami to his friends, was unique, hilarious and rather lovely but never particularly HAPPY whilst a regular on Buzzjack - wearing his heart on his sleeve and telling many a tragic emo love story in the Lounge, contributing heavily to his 6.8k posts. Winner of Funniest and Most Charismatic awards, Graham was most importantly a staunch protester against Tirrun in the beginning and campaigned mercilessly to have him castrated.

 

11. Tyler 7684 (23.8%)

http://www.trepaning.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chris-crocker-crying.jpg

 

Everybody's favourite Britney-stanning Georgian homosexual is TYLER, who has racked up over 7.5k posts in the Lounge. Previously known as Allysa and best buds with Kelly, Tyler really came into his own on Buzzjack when he dropped the charade and admitted that joining up as a girl was probably a mistake and that he is infact (though you wouldn't guess) a real boy. As a former Lounge mod he is fabulous, hilarious and knows exactly how to deal with the intellectually-challenged amongst us. Unfortunately for TyTy, these days he is best known as a bit of a one-trick pony rather than as the strong, independent woman he was in his peak. He can be found in the Britney forum where he spends 23 hours a day sacrificing cheetos.

The 10 members left are:

 

Chris.

Craig

David

Jark

Jester

Josh

Kelly

Pavel

Slick

Tirrun

 

Feel free to speculate!