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I always though "American Woman" charted! Shame as it was a decent track. "Fighting Butterflies" ewwwww - cheesy track, cheesy singer and well crap.
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Why, thanks very much, there is a little treat for you before year end

 

I've only just realised you've started doing the #2 countdown again. :lol: Definitely my favourite of your threads. :D

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KUSHA LAS PLAYAS- LAS KETCHUP

 

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FOLLOW UP TO: THE KETCHUP SONG

 

I know- who knew this existed? It clearly bombed but the girls sung the whole thing in Spanish and hadn’t managed to break down UK audiences via the summer holiday before it was released, and besides singing about a trip to the beach in winter in the UK is unlikely to be tempting. I know there have been comments that this was never released in the UK but something must have been as I can't imagine a follow up to a No 1 single wasn't forthcoming?

 

MORAL OF THE STORY: YOU CAN’T ALWAYS BE FORGIVEN FOR YOUR LAST HIT

 

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WIDE RIVER- STEVE MILLER BAND

 

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FOLLOW UP TO: THE JOKER

 

For all those that still feel aggrieved by the fact that Deee-lite were denied a No 1 by 8 copies here’s some pop karma served up from you in the form of this flop from the Steve Miller Band that took 3 years to emerge and probably sold 8 copies in total! Like Kravitz, the lack of an advert to power the song proved fatal to this release, that and the fact that it’s instantly forgettable.

 

MORAL OF THE STORY: THE CHARTS HAVE A WAY OF SERVING UP JUSTICE

 

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WE R HERE- DJ PIED PIPER & THE MASTERS OF CEREMONIES

 

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FOLLOW UP TO: DO YOU REALLY LIKE IT?

 

In a summer with Shaggy, So Solid Crew, and Uncle Kracker, “Do You Really Like It” fitted perfectly with the times, foolish of them to think that their blend of garage and pop would still be wanted before the end of 2001. I can’t recall any publicity for this song at all, maybe I didn’t want to- anyhooo flop ahoy!

 

MORAL OF THE STORY: TRY NOT TO FOLLOW THE FAD OF THE DAY

 

WIDE RIVER- STEVE MILLER BAND

 

For all those that still feel aggrieved by the fact that Deee-lite were denied a No 1 by 8 copies here’s some pop karma served up from you in the form of this flop from the Steve Miller Band that took 3 years to emerge and probably sold 8 copies in total!

 

:lol:

 

I sort of like Do You Really Like It but never heard We R Here

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I've never heard that Pied Piper song before. In fact i didn't even know it existed. Im not surprised it didn't chart, that video must have been recorded with a potato :lol:

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Was We R Here definitely released? I always thought it was one of those last minute pulled releases that always used to happen in the early 00s...
For all those that still feel aggrieved by the fact that Deee-lite were denied a No 1 by 8 copies here’s some pop karma served up from you in the form of this flop from the Steve Miller Band that took 3 years to emerge and probably sold 8 copies in total! Like Kravitz, the lack of an advert to power the song proved fatal to this release, that and the fact that it’s instantly forgettable.

Steve Miller Band >>>>>> awful Deee-lite song.

Was We R Here definitely released? I always thought it was one of those last minute pulled releases that always used to happen in the early 00s...
Like 'You Are' by Atomic Kitten :drama: (Still bitter)
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Was We R Here definitely released? I always thought it was one of those last minute pulled releases that always used to happen in the early 00s...

As far as the internet tells me.... :D

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FEEL THE LOVE- RUI DA SILVA

 

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FOLLOW UP TO: TOUCH ME

 

Poor Rui Da Silva, his one big hit gave him no royalties as he had to give them all away due to an uncleared sample of a Spandau Ballet hit, and then his follow up performing so badly means I don’t think he made much from music.

 

MORAL OF THE STORY: A ONE STEP LESSON IN HOW TO MAKE NOTHING FROM A NUMBER ONE

 

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ON AND ON- YANOU

 

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FOLLOW UP TO: HEAVEN

 

Oh one that I quite like! Quite why it was all about the “zany” DJ Sammy I don’t know but Yanou got equal credit on the track so makes our list along with Do who also features here. Nothing remarkable really but it isn’t a cover so it failed without the rather more publicity friendly frontman. He went on to be a member of Cascada so did get another blast of fame and of course registers twice on this rundown!

 

MORAL OF THE STORY: GERMAN TRANCE DJ’S TEND TO VANISH ONE HIT (SEE TOMCRAFT)

 

 

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HOW YOU DO- FRANKEE

 

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Dear lord, she should be here surely? Apologies for the album cover (actually Frankee apologises) it seems the internet has chosen not to place the cover art for the single on its many pages....

 

MORAL OF THE STORY: TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE OUNCE OF TALENT BEFORE RELEASING A SONG

 

 

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Our full list of shame with peak position and sales to October of this year

 

COLDPLAY CHARLIE BROWN 22 143,000

LMFAO CHAMPAGNE SHOWERS 32 101,000

PITBULL RAIN OVER ME 28 83,000

KANYE WEST GOOD LIFE 23 63,000

FAMOUS SCOUTING FOR GIRLS 37 58,000

KE$HA BLOW 32 57,300

NERO CRUSH ON YOU 32 57,000

WILL SMITH JUST CRUISING 23 55,000

BOYZ II MEN MOTOWNPHILLY 23 52,000

KELLY CLARKSON I DO NOT HOOK UP 36 51,000

SIMPLY RED REMEBERING THE FIRST TIME 22 48,000

FlO RIDA TURN AROUND (5,4,3,2,1) 41 46,000

USHER NICE AND SLOW 24 44,000

PROFESSOR GREEN NEVER BE A RIGHT TIME 35 44,000

CLIFF RICHARD MORE TO LIFE 23 43,000

ESTELLE NO SUBSTITUTE LOVE 30 43,000

ARMAND VAN HELDEN ANYWAY 22 42,000

QUEEN I'M GOING SLIGHTY MAD 22 41,000

FAITH EVANS LOVE LIKE THIS 24 40,000

EXAMPLE NATURAL DISASTER 37 39,000

JAZZY JEFF & FRESH PRINCE I'M LOOKING FOR THE ONE TO BE WITH ME 24 35,000

LA ROUX I'M NOT YOUR TOY 27 34,000

TONY DI BART DO IT 21 33,000

MR BLOBBY CHRISTMAS IN BLOBBYLAND 36 32,000

ROGER SANCHEZ YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME 25 31,000

LIGHTNING SEEDS LIFE'S TOO SHORT 27 28,000

SINEAD O'CONNOR THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES 31 28,000

SANDI THOM WHAT IF I'M RIGHT 22 27,000

DIANA VICKERS THE BOY WHO MURDERED LOVE 36 27,000

COLDPLAY LOST 54 27,000

BLONDIE NOTHING IS REAL BUT THE GIRL 26 26,000

DEEP BLUE SOMETHING JOSEY 27 26,000

BEAUTIFUL SOUTH MY BOOK 43 26,000

CHESNEY HAWKES I'M A MAN NOT A BOY 27 25,500

DIZZEE RASCAL SCREAM 22 25,500

RIGHT SAID FRED THOSE SIMPLE THINGS/ daydream 29 24,000

ROLL DEEP TAKE CONTROL 29 24,000

KATIE MELUA THE FLOOD 35 24,000

CORNERSHOP SLEEP ON THE LEFT SIDE 23 23,000

BLU CANTRELL MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM 24 22,000

CHAKA DEMUS & PLIERS MURDER SHE WROTE 27 21,000

SHAKIRA ILLEGAL 34 21,000

2PAC PAC'S LIFE 21 19,000

EAMON LOVE THEM HO'S 27 19,000

CHICANE NO ORDINARY MORNING 28 19,000

PRINCE LET IT GO 30 19,000

TAIO CRUZ NO OTHER ONE 42 19,000

LIL KIM IN THE AIR TONITE 26 18,000

DAVID GUETTA ONE LOVE 46 18,000

BEYONCE EGO 60 18,000

CHARLES & EDDIE NYC (CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CITY 33 17,000

TONY CHRISTIE AVENUES AND ALLEYWAYS 26 16,000

VIC REEVES ABIDE WITH ME 47 16,000

MECK FEELS LIKE HOME 39 15,000

CHICO D.I.S.C.O 24 14,000

WRETCH 32 FORGIVENESS 49 14,000

DANIEL BEDINGFIELD FRIDAY 28 13,000

STILTSKIN FOOTSTEPS 34 13,000

ELTON JOHN CLUB AT THE END OF THE STREET 47 13,000

LMC YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE 30 10,000

SHAGGY SOON BE DONE 46 10,000

ENIGMA MEA CULPA PART II 55 11,000

WAMDUE PROJECT YOU'RE THE REASON 39 10,000

LOU BEGA I GOT A GIRL 55 10,000

THE PROCLAIMERS LIFE WITH YOU 58 9,000

CASCADA DANGEROUS 67 9,000

MYA MY LOVE IS LIKE WO 33 8,000

BLACK LEGEND SOMEBODY 37 8,000

GEORGE HARRISON ANY ROAD 37 7,000

ROOM 5 FT OLIVER CHEATHAM MUSIC AND YOU 38 7,000

SPILLER CRY BABY 40 7,000

EVA CASSIDY SONGBIRD 56 7,000

JIMMY NAIL LAURA 58 7,000

OWL CITY VANILLA TWILIGHT 94 7,000

WHITE TOWN UNDRESSED 57 6,000

MARIA MCKEE BREATHE 59 6,000

RUN DMC VS JASON NEVINS IT'S TRICKY 74 6,000

TOMCRAFT BRAINWASHED 43 5,000

MARIO WINANS NEVER REALLY WAS 44 5,000

OZZY OSBOURNE IN MY LIFE 63 4,000

SAK NOEL PASO (THE NINI ANTHEM) 158 3,400

NOTORIOUS B.I.G SPIT YOUR GAME 64 3,000

PARTNERS IN KRYME UNDERCOVER 92 3,000

DOOP HUCKLEBERRY JAM 95 2,500

BOB THE BUILDER BIG FISH LITTLE FISH 81 2,300

YOLANDA BE COOL LE BUMP DNC 2,100

KID ROCK ROLL ON DNC 1,500

STEVE MILLER BAND WIDE RIVER DNC 1,000

LENNY KRAVITZ AMERICAN WOMAN DNC 1,000

RUI DA SILVA FEEL THE LOVE DNC 1,000

DJ PIED PIPER AND THE MASTERS OF CEREMONIES WE R HERE DNC 1,000

LAS KETCHUP KUSHA LAS PAYAS DNC 1,000

YANOU ON AND ON DNC 1,000

FRANKEE HOW YOU DO DNC 1,000

STEVE BROOKSTEIN FIGHTING BUTTERFLIES DNC 1,000

NIZLOPI GIRLS DNC 1,000

 

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Many thanks again for all your contributions to the thread over the last month!

Thanks Gezza, been another great thread!

 

Poor Yanou/Do, it's a crying shame that none of Do's solo material was released here, Angel By My Side was particularly gorgeous. Pretty sure she's still a successful solo star in The Netherlands! Until further singles, most people I knew presumed that Do WAS DJ Sammy :lol:

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