September 6, 2025Sep 6 Author Good morning BJSC nation....So last month, the inevitable finally happened. I'd been wondering for a while how exactly I'd respond to that moment - presumably with some kind of epic "crash out" or whatever, where my good-natured front crumbles down to reveal my "true colours". Yeah.......that never happened, and honestly the more I thought about it, I'm not sure what purpose that would serve? The start of my latest "I hate the voters" arc? How many times have I done that bit? And the catalyst for that is......losing an arbitrary qualification streak? I simply don't have it in me these days, my heart is no longer poisoned with envy or spite - I have found true zen in my life. It might in fact be a blessing in disguise, Trifoski were starting to become perhaps a little *too* successful, when we are not a nation built to match that level of pressure and expectation. I've already won the 'long game' anyway, all I really have to do is sit back and let nature run its course~ (......on that note, are you guys almost finished with the articles? Yeah, alright can we hurry it up a bit please? These are important for my public image....)But that's enough looking back, let's dive in to this month's offering from Trifoski!COMING THROUGH--HONK SHOO!!!（＾ω＾）◭ 177 ◮ ⋗ ACLOUDYSKYE ⋖⫸ SHOOTS ⫷bro hear me out on the perfect melodic indietronica pie.......i'm thinkinnnnn part Porter Robinson, part Parannoul! bright electronics! noisy riffs! punchy drums! ˉ̞̭⋆›◡‹˄̻̊ and how abooouttt.....(⚆ᗝ⚆)......Gary Lightbody singing over it? imagine...WeLLLL u don't gotta! ;P r boye SKYE takin it all the way from humble NYC to the B J S C with this awesome opening track from "This Won't be the Last time"~!!! we hope u been findin some _____SPACE____in ur hertz for this tune, cuz if it turns out y'all ain't been votin...........i'll be gettin ready to personally shoot up this bitch tomorrow night xxxoxxo 🔫🔫🔫
October 9, 2025Oct 9 Author Good morning BJSC nation....We are gathered here today to commemorate, and lay to rest......our one-month qualification streak.So much great music, an entire 4 minutes and 9 seconds of it, to be exact. So many fond memories, that will resonate for generations to come. Just recalling that specific moment where I copy+pasted that Youtube link for "Shoots" into the Google form.......my god, it's a feeling that simply can never be replicated. Not to mention the night where our 26th place finish was announced, and the nation partied harder than ever.Though the heartbreak may be strong, we cannot allow it to overshadow the positive impact it left on ALL of us. And let it be a reminder to reach out to those people who mean the most to you, and say how much you love and appreciate them. You might hold off, assuming you still have tomorrow......but you never know for sure.OOHHHH we're doin a funeral ??! 👀 u never invited meeee, what is it for? ur social life? methinks that got aborted before it even had a chance dude.... :SGO. AWAY. I'm in mourning, now is not the time for your stupid quips........but I suppose since the mood has now been ruined, ONCE AGAIN, we may as well just get down to business.......COMING THROUGH--HONK SHOO!!! (◕‿◕✿)◭ 178 ◮ ⋗ YONKAGOR ⋖⫸ IF I WERE TO DIE ⫷"catch of the day"? more liek CATCH OF THE FREEKIN DECADE~!! 𓆝 ⋆｡𖦹°‧aye aye, it's time for YON! KA! GOR! ₍^. .^₎⟆ the fish lovin' feline / chinese indonesian furry musician who's been cookin' up some peak for the past several yrs, and when this latest one dropped?? we had to drop it rite at ur doorsteps too! we couldn't wait!! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ a super wholesome, existential love song! gorgeous soundin' instrumental arrangement~~inspired by 60s american girls groups such as The Supremes and The Shirelles! all fronted by Dragonet, the latest yonkat to take the spotlight.....and HAWT DAMN do they do it in ~style~! (๑💗ᗜ💗)
February 26Feb 26 Author Good morning, BJSC nation...Been a minute, hasn't it? So much so I missed a whole turn of the calendar! How's 2026 been going for you so far then? Just like any other year? I hope not, I hope it's at least been a memorable or unique one in some fashion, and that you've been able to keep on keepin' on, in spite of the fact everything's going to shit and everyone sucks (except me). I've personally come to realise just how vital a presence I am to this contest....Trifoski is the lifeblood of BJSC, and that's why we can never afford to call it quits. I have responsibilities here, being the only remaining sane person in existence, and the only one who sees through this world's bullshit. If I had a third eye, it would be open right now.But that's enough time-wasting for now, let's pass the mic on to HYP3R to cover this month's entry shall we?EH ERRR....! not rite now bucko ⚆ _ ⚆ im busy buyin shitWha........what are you buying?get ur nosy-nose outta my shoppin cart gorrDAMNN- 😭 im workin on a unified theory,,,and lemme tell ya......u AINT SO slick buddy-!! ಠ ಠ once i got all my lil duckies in a row, i can finally unravel the MYST3RY of ur TANGLED WEB 4 all 2 sea!!!! 🕷️Alright.....? I'll just do it myself then. It's tough being the only sane person left sometimes.......◭ 182 ◮ ⋗ LIP CRITIC ⋖⫸ LEGS IN A SNARE ⫷Hailing from NYC, Lip Critic are following up the wonderful "Hex Dealer" with a new album this year, and said LP's lead single is in this very contest. The band describe Legs In A Snare as a "love song twisted into a horror story", Bret Kaser's distinct vocal performance guiding us through a track that feels strangely groovy, yet also discomforting at points, and even visceral when things eventually break down. If you're not on the Lip Critic wagon yet, I hope this tune will be enough to get you on board
May 3May 3 Author Good morning, BJSC nation...I hope you're in a good mood. Because, I for one, am not. Two months ago a certain SOMEONE decided to ""borrow"" my identity in order to buy every Trifoski entry off iTunes - apparently they believe I was running some kind of bizarre ARG with this thread, and told me I could use the whole debacle as "inspiration".....whatever that means. But y'know what else is a pain in the ass? Experiencing a muscle cramp during my promo run (and I do mean a literal run by the way, don't say I don't put in the work) - and far from the first time this has happened to me either. Am I just out of shape? Is it just me getting older? How am I supposed to exercise and get fit, when my body simply will not allow it? It's a trap, I tell thee! It's all just a ploy to make me suffer!Oh, and another thing - these yearly pollen attacks are really starting to get on my ti---HONK SHOOOOO!!! enufff YAPPIN big boi we DON'T GAF ✌߹𖥦߹)︎︎◭ 184 ◮⋗ RICHARD DAWSON ⋖⫸ JOGGING ⫷AHHYYEAHH !! alrite slouches and slowpokes....get ur trackiez on + let's get PHYSICAL~~! ┗(^o^ )┓三 oh....voting already ended.....well uhh......Richard Dawson is a singer-songwriter emerging from Newcastle, with this particular track "Jogging" taken from his 2019 album....."2020". Following the captivating medieval folk tales weaved on his previous record "Peasant", he would take a sharp turn to chugging rock riffs with hints of electronica on the tune you heard representing Trifoski this month. "Jogging" delves into subjects like anxiety, aided by Mr. Dawson's dry, diaristic lyrics, whilst also painting a bleak picture of modern Middle England - with the titular activity of jogging serving as an escape for the narrator - if only for a fleeting moment. All that, coupled with Mr. Dawson's unmistakable vocals, and still finding time to pen an undeniable chorus to boot - this transcendent piece is more than enough to establish Mr. Dawson's place as one of the finest musicians and wordsmiths of our time.Cat.
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