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Wild Dances the worst... seriously :o?! I'd list that as my favourite ESC song ever!

 

What's not to love?!

Edited by ñïćk

I feel vindicated in my tastes in that every one of those tracks is a stone cold moment of gloriousness. (well, not entirely sure about In My Dreams and Mamo but I like that sweeping statement)
I feel vindicated in my tastes in that every one of those tracks is a stone cold moment of gloriousness. (well, not entirely sure about In My Dreams and Mamo but I like that sweeping statement)

In My Dreams is the fucking TITS you SWINE! (You're supposed to LOVE that sort of thing anyway aren't you?!)

 

Anyway, that list is pretty amazing, 2008 and 2010 excepted. MINE

 

1982: Finland: Kojo - Nuku pommiin (the second worst Eurovision song of all time.)

 

1985: Denmark - Kirsten & Søren - Sku' du spørg' fra no'en

 

1989: Italy - Anna Oxa & Fausto Leali - Avrei voluto

 

1991: Austria - Thomas Forstner - Venedig im Regen

 

1993: Austria - Tony Wegas - Maria Magdalena

1994: Ireland - Paul Harrington & Charlie McGettigan - Rock N Roll Kids

 

1997: Norway - Tor Endresen - San Francisco

1998: Norway - Lars Fredriksen - Alltid sommer

1999: Portugal - Rui Bandera - Como tudo começou

2000: Israel - PingPong - Be Happy

2001: Estonia - Tanel Padar, Dave Benton & 2XL - Everybody

2002: Belgium - Sergio & The Ladies - Sister

2003: Estonia - Ruffus - Eighties Coming Back

2004: Turkey - Athena - For Real

2005: Latvia - Walters & Kazha - The War Is Not Over

2006: Latvia - Vocal Group Cosmos - I Hear Your Heart

2007: Montenegro - Stevan Faddy - Ajde kroci

2008: Estonia - Kreisiraadio - Leto svet

2009: Latvia - Intars Busulis - Probka (the worst Eurovision song ever.)

2010: Lithuania - InCulto - Eastern European Funk / Slovenia - Ansambel Zlindra & Kalamari - Narodnozabavni Rock (both HIDEOUS)

2011: Moldova - Zdob si Zdub - So Lucky

2012: Georgia - Anri Jokhadze - I'm A Joker

2013: Armenia - Dorians - Lonely Planet

Narodnozabavni Rock is AMAZING!

 

As for Alex's abomination of a list, his songs for 2011, 2012 and 2013 were clear highlights of their respective years.

Narodnozabavni Rock was DISGUSTING and those three minutes were a PROPER endurance session.
Narodnozabavni Rock was DISGUSTING and those three minutes were a PROPER endurance session.

They were 3 minutes of pure brilliance!

2012 : Cyprus - La La Love

2013 : Finland - Marry Me

 

2000: Israel - PingPong - Be Happy

 

This one is actually quite enjoyable but the performance is hilarious.

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Of the years that I've heard all of the songs:

 

2003: Poland (Ich Troje - Zadnych granic)

 

(Bar a few, I haven't checked out the 04-06 semi finals)

 

2007: Iceland (Eiríkur Hauksson - Valentine Lost)

2008: Spain (Rodolfo Chikilicuatre - Baila El Chiki-Chiki)

2009: Slovakia (Kamil Mikulčík & Nela Pocisková - Let' Tmou)

2010: United Kingdom (Josh - That Sounds Good To Me)

2011: Croatia (Daria - Celebrate)

2012: Montenegro (Rambo Amadaes - Euro Neuro)

2013: Lithuania (Andrius Pojavis - Something)

2002: Latvia / Marie N - I Wanna

2003: Estonia / Ruffus - Eighties Coming Back

2004: Finland / Jari Sillanpää - It Takes 2 to Tango

2005: Sweden / Martin Stenmark - Las Vegas

2006: Malta / Fabrizio Faniello - I Do :puke: :puke: (LT United SO close though) Safe to say it's probably the worst ESC entry EVER for me bye

2007: Montenegro / Stevan Faddy - Ajde, kroči

2008: Estonia / Kraljevi Ulice + 75 Cents - Romanca

2009: Belgium / Patrick Ouchène - Copycat

2010: Russia / Peter Nalitch & Co. - Lost and Forgotten

2011: Armenia / Emmy - Boom-Boom

2012: Latvia / Anmary - Beautiful Song

2013: Armenia / Dorians - Lonely Planet

 

Something like that. Latvia, Armenia and Estonia enjoying double appearances YAY

2003: Poland (Ich Troje - Zadnych granic)

2008: Spain (Rodolfo Chikilicuatre - Baila El Chiki-Chiki)

2009: Slovakia (Kamil Mikulčík & Nela Pocisková - Let' Tmou)

2011: Croatia (Daria - Celebrate)

U MAKE ME SICK

1994: Ireland - Paul Harrington & Charlie McGettigan - Rock N Roll Kids

 

Dead to me.

In My Dreams is the fucking TITS you SWINE! (You're supposed to LOVE that sort of thing anyway aren't you?!)

 

That's only because I hardly know it rather than not liking it so I can't call a judgement!!! (OK it's pretty good)

 

Um from what I know...

 

2009: Latvia - Intars Buselis - Probka

2010: United Kingdom - Josh Dubovie - That Sounds Good To Me

2011: Belgium - Witloof Bay - With Love Baby

2012: Georgia - Anri Jokhadze - I'm A Joker

2013: Slovenia - Hannah - Straight Into Love (I think it has to be, Cezar grew on me just enough to avoid it)

 

Not going to do anything earlier as I'm sure there are worse ones waiting in the wings that I haven't heard.

I'll go from 1999 as that's the earliest year I can remember all the entries from...

 

1999: Poland: Mietek Szcześniak - Przytul mnie mocno

2000: Germany: Stefan Raab - Wadde hadde dudde da?

2001: Russia: Mumiy Troll - Lady Alpine Blue

2002: Belgium: Sergio & The Ladies - Sister

2003: Estonia: Ruffus - Eighties Coming Back

2004: Austria: Tie Break - Du Bist

2005: Belgium: Nuno Resende - Le Grand Soir

2006: Belarus: Polina Smolova - Mum

2007: Montenegro: Stevan Faddy - 'Ajde, kroči

2008: Montenegro: Stefan Filipović - Zauvijek volim te

2009: Latvia: Intars Busulis - Probka

2010: Bosnia & Herzegovina: Vukašin Brajić - Thunder and Lightning

2011: Portugal: Homens da Luta - A luta é alegria

2012: Austria: Trackshittaz - Woki mit deim Popo

2013: Montenegro: Who See - Igranka

 

2003, 2010 and 2013 are the only years where I don't mind my least favourite entry. The rest were diabolical!

2000 - Germany - Stefan Raabe - Wadde Hadde Dudde Da (cringe, I can't stand him)

2001 - Ireland - Gary O'Shaughnessy - Without Your Love (sounded like a Michael Bolton b-side from 1992)

2002 - Greece - Michalis Rakintzis - S.A.G.A.P.O. (I was horrified when this got the opening 12! Although it was from Cyprus so I didn't worry too much)

2003 - Israel - Lior Narkis - Words For Love (good Eurovision year let down by this and Ukraine)

2004 - Latvia - Fomins & Kleins - Dziesma Par Laimi

2005 - Croatia - Boris Novkovic feat Lado Members - Vukovi Umiro Sami

2006 - Israel - Eddie Butler - Together We Are One (SO boring)

2007 - Czech Republic - Kabát - Mala Dama (horrendous gruff vocals)

2008 - Estonia - Kreisiraadio - Leto Svet

2009 - Belgium - Copycat - Copycat (Probka is obviously horrendous but this makes my skin crawl, it's like a Jive Bunny version of a bad Elvis tribute act)

2010 - Russia - Peter Nalitch & Friends - Lost And Forgotten

2011 - Belgium - Witloof Bay - With Love Baby (gives me the creeps, shame on Belgium, two of the worst entries EVER in the space of three years. Roberto's facial expressions freaked me out too but at least the song was decent)

2012 - Georgia - Anri Jokhadze - I'm A Joker

2013 - FYR Macedonia - Esma & Lozano - Pred Da Se Razdeni (Greece and Italy seemed far less offensive live and I actually never had a problem with Armenia and Albania. So it has to be this)

I quite like Woki Mit Dem Popo :ph34r:

 

 

Also Atonement's least faves were in my top3 from their respective years with La La Love being my #1 from last year.

Also, Rock N Roll Kids and Everybody were genuinely my favourites of their respective years! They both get too much hate as winners, Marie N is by far the worst winner ever but even I Wanna doesn't plunge to the depths of some of the other 2002 horrors - Sister, S.A.G.A.P.O., the Turkish mess.

2009 - Belgium, Copycat

2010 - Lithuania, Eastern European Funk

2011 - Macedonia, Rusinka

2012 - Montenegro, Euro Neuro (although also kinda love it :P)

2013 - Armenia, Lonely Planet

 

2000 - Germany - Stefan Raabe - Wadde Hadde Dudde Da (cringe, I can't stand him)

2001 - Ireland - Gary O'Shaughnessy - Without Your Love (sounded like a Michael Bolton b-side from 1992)

2002 - Greece - Michalis Rakintzis - S.A.G.A.P.O. (I was horrified when this got the opening 12! Although it was from Cyprus so I didn't worry too much)

2003 - Israel - Lior Narkis - Words For Love (good Eurovision year let down by this and Ukraine)

2004 - Latvia - Fomins & Kleins - Dziesma Par Laimi

2005 - Croatia - Boris Novkovic feat Lado Members - Vukovi Umiro Sami

2006 - Israel - Eddie Butler - Together We Are One (SO boring)

2007 - Czech Republic - Kabát - Mala Dama (horrendous gruff vocals)

2008 - Estonia - Kreisiraadio - Leto Svet

2009 - Belgium - Copycat - Copycat (Probka is obviously horrendous but this makes my skin crawl, it's like a Jive Bunny version of a bad Elvis tribute act)

2010 - Russia - Peter Nalitch & Friends - Lost And Forgotten

2011 - Belgium - Witloof Bay - With Love Baby (gives me the creeps, shame on Belgium, two of the worst entries EVER in the space of three years. Roberto's facial expressions freaked me out too but at least the song was decent)

2012 - Georgia - Anri Jokhadze - I'm A Joker

2013 - FYR Macedonia - Esma & Lozano - Pred Da Se Razdeni (Greece and Italy seemed far less offensive live and I actually never had a problem with Armenia and Albania. So it has to be this)

With Love Baby was SO SO SO bad at the beginning but grew SO much on me after the contest. It's really weird. The vocals were amazing and the performance gave me a bit of goosebumps. :D

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