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I can't see the big teams that flopped this time around (England, Portugal, Spain, Italy) doing nearly as bad in the next World Cup.

 

Gutted it's all over. But not long until the actual football season starts up again!

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My views on the 32 teams of the World Cup:

 

Brazil- Lucky, Humiliated by Germany, Holland

Croatia- Unlucky, solid, woeful

Cameroon- Dreadful

Mexico- So near but so far again

Spain: Shadow of 2010

Holland: Brilliant- Contender for Euro 2016

Chile: Good

Australia: Came up short

Colombia: Exciting

Greece: OK

Japan: Poor

Ivory Coast: Robbed

Uruguay: Bit into the last 16

Costa Rica: Brave

England: Crap

Italy: OK then to run out of ideas

Switzerland: Average

Ecuador: Came up short

France: Good

Honduras: Kicked

Argentina: Second

Nigeria: Top 2 African Team

Bosnia: Nerves

Iran: Not quite enough

Germany: Winners

USA: Team to respect

Portugal: One-man team

Ghana: Came up short against tough opposition

Belgium: The Young Ones

Algeria: Plucky underdogs

Russia: Capello curse

South Korea: Not good enough

Suedehead's Alternative 2014 World Cup Awards

 

The rubbish commentary award

 

If it was measured over the tournament as a whole ITV’s Sam Matterface would be the clear winner for his sheer ineptitude and his apparent inability to understand how the tournament worked. However, the individual worst commentary has to be the BBC’s Jonathan Pearce for his total failure to grasp the basics of goal-line technology on the France v Honduras game.

 

Best commentary moment

 

The BBC commentator in the Brazil v Germany semi-final for his comment shortly after the score went to 5-0 “If you’ve just switched on, that scoreline is not a mistake”.

 

Most confused pundit

 

Glenn Hoddle for believing that Al Jazeera is a country.

 

Worst co-commentator

 

A tie between Andy Townsend and Mark Lawrenson. The latter’s surname should be pronounced Lore-renson with the emphasis on the second syllable as a tribute to his failure even to attempt to pronounce players’ names correctly. Swine-styger anyone?

 

Best goal celebrations

 

Colombia for their dancing

 

Most pointless goal celebration

 

Brazil after their “consolation” goal in the semi-final.

 

Wembley tribute award

 

All the stadiums which had large numbers of empty seats for the first few minutes after the start of the second half.

 

Nostalgia award

 

The few players (mostly goalkeepers) who played in black boots.

 

Silliest haircut

 

Palacio (followed by the referee with the comb-over).

 

Most pleasant surprise

 

After a number of players (including Neymar in the opening game) escaped a red card FIFA did not order a massive clampdown with the result that all matches ended with at least 21 players on the pitch. It meant that some players continued to be very lucky to stay on the pitch but it also showed that it is possible to be relatively lenient without matches descending into a succession of nasty fouls.

There was no worse co-commentator than Clarke Carlisle.

 

Lawro is brilliant, just for the comedy :D

The trouble is Lawrenson is the only person who thinks he is funny.

The trouble is Lawrenson is the only person who thinks he is funny.

 

I find him hilarious :lol: Some great Lawro quotes down the years!

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