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Welcome to the Ultimate Music Video Results. Hopefully everything can go to plan and start at 20:30. I plan to get at least four/five results announced before the end of the day which will be a good accomplishment for me ^_^

 

Whilst you wait, entertain yourself with the UMV 2014 anthem:

 

Edited November 3, 201410 yr by Neil. S

WAYWF to flop because the video is so boring :drama:

18th Place

 

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Score - 109 points

Average - 4.2

 

Ouch. Starting this rate we get, yes you got it. Gentleman. No matter how many people came to Gentleman's defense, I think it was safe to say that it was obvious that it was going to be last. Although frankly, myself, this is such a surprise as I would've thought What About Us or WAYWF? would've been last. :huh: The overall view towards the video will be shown below in the consensus.

 

Rotten Satur-rater meter : 42%

 

(Consensus: Although delivering a new concept to the saturdays' fanbase, the low-budget music video give no justice to this slice of pop/r&b song, showing us cheap thrills and frankly odd storyline)

Edited October 21, 201410 yr by Neil. S

By Census do you mean Consensus....

The shade in no individual Rochessa shots... Obviously too good for this video and that awful mark. Get it together Buzzjack

By Census do you mean Consensus....

 

No. Not it isn't. Not even close. Never ever did I mean 'consensus'. Not at all.

Edited October 21, 201410 yr by Neil. S

The shade in no individual Rochessa shots... Obviously too good for this video and that awful mark. Get it together Buzzjack

Opposite, It's good Neil didn't include her to the flop last placed video.

Opposite, It's good Neil didn't include her to the flop last placed video.

 

Ja. Gentleman is too floppy for Rochelle

You see Tim!?

:cry: I fail to see why people would think 'What About Us' or 'What Are You Waiting For' would come last instead of 'Gentleman'... :unsure: It's not exactly like there was SO MUCH happening in 'Gentleman' either (or in their other videos as well). -_- I mean, seeing them acting like Housewives isn't exactly different from them sitting by the pool, jumping off a fence, dancing in a karaoke bar or on football field... I don't know, one of the good point of the Gentleman's video was that if was funny and full of "gifable" expressions...but '30 Days' managed to do that, first, much better and secondly, without the really awful effects/green screen.

Really? :huh: I think everything going on in Gentleman was very Tongue-in-Mouth and made me laugh out loud so many times (Okay maybe not loud as that would be creepy)

Really? :huh: I think everything going on in Gentleman was very Tongue-in-Mouth and made me laugh out loud so many times (Okay maybe not loud as that would be creepy)

 

Well yeah it was tongue-in-cheek and more or less well executed during the first minute or so. It's great until it hits the 'poker scenes' which are so utterly cringe-worthy it makes me turn my head not to watch my favorite popstars in the world do that. :lol: They just really didn't pull that one off.

 

AND THAT SCENE WHEN THEIR MALE VERSIONS OFFER THEM GIFTS. :lol: I CANNOT DEAL. :lol:

 

*Yes I'm watching the video as we speak and I'm cringing as never*

 

THE EFFECTS!

 

*cries*

Gentleman was the obvious choice. It's downright embarrassing.

Gentleman is like the turdiest of all turds. Everything about it is turdalicious!

Am I the only one that loves the video? I think it's meant to look cheap and outrageous! I mean the effects seem cheesy if anything but isn't that the whole feel of the video anyway? It's not far my fave!

:thinking:

Hmmm, it would be if you knew they had budget but chose not to use it and therefore this mean they could have made this to leak cheap and outrageous on purpose...But knowing their past videos and their experience with budget and everything, it just seems like they didn't have the money for the concept and effects they wanted to pull off, so the result turned out that way.

 

I personally believe the concept was good, or at least, part of it.. This whole 'Housewives' thing they had going on. I know the "male counterpart" sounds good on paper, but they just didn't pull it off. You know it was like, put on a tuxedo, pull back your hair, and try to walk like a man.

That's it

. It didn't feel like it was supposed to be humor or tongue-in-cheek (that part, I mean). In fact, they really seemed like they thought they were rocking it. In that way, it kinda reminds me of the people who cannot sing to save their lives, but goes on X-Factor and gets utterly shocked when the judges say they can't sing because they genuinely believe they do. :lol:

They should have hired male (hot) models and objectify the shit out of them, it wouldn't have made the video worse or anything. :unsure: Oh, they really should have filmed the video on The Desperate Housewives studio as well...

 

I, for one, love the song, though. :kink:

You see Tim!?

But I said the exact same?! Or at least I meant it when Isaid Rochessa were too good for Gentleman

But I said the exact same?! Or at least I meant it when Isaid Rochessa were too good for Gentleman

Mess :drama:

 

I thought you meant Neil was shading Rochelle for not including her :(

Mess :drama:

 

I thought you meant Neil was shading Rochelle for not including her :(

 

Lool I thought that :D

 

Anyways, at 17th place...

17th Place

 

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Score - 129 points

Average - 4.9

 

At 17th, you guessed it again, is If This is Love. This along with issues were apparently not good enough to be made gifable, hence, the still images. Unfortunately, this has been reflected by the reception of the fans themselves. Although beating Gentleman by a landslide, If This Is Love remains the girls' least favorite video to date. Although I genuinely liked the concept, it was a decent start for a debut video.

 

Rotten Satur-rater meter : 49%

 

(Consensus: Bursting with personality and a decent enough concept, the video remains a non-event which makes the video more or less forgettable in the minds of the fans.)

Edited October 22, 201410 yr by Neil. S