As if it couldn't get ANY worse. Dr Eurovision is back.

Why won't this c**t just crawl under a rock and die already.

 

That's no way of talking about Paul. He's a very competent kisser :kink: ~

I was very proud of Portugal's performance. A very competent performance by a fierce up and coming vocalist. Love the way the commanded the audience into clapping on her limp chorus and the way the weird choice of outfit actually worked well with it all in the end. I totally get why it didn't qualify but it's a performance we can be very proud of no matter what all you nay sayers say (you just don't like it cuz you can't understand what she says~~~)

 

I didn't get the Czech song at all though. They performed it like their lives depended on it and the song is very well composed but what was that performance? Somebody tell me why did she take her shoes off because I didn't get that metaphor at all.

 

 

Coz she's amazing. Didn't you hear the crowd chanting MARTA before they got on stage? :wub:

Wow that is really annoying that Finland and Czech Republic qualified on televote alone, both would have made the final a lot more interesting...

I was busy fanning myself over Vaclav.