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Thanks Dan :heart:

50. So agree about the album tracks, wish they'd just go!

thankfully it seems judging by the midweeks that they've now been replaced by Christmas classics :dance: Only 5 in the top 40 now and 4 of them are proper singles
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UBBHTDCAM: ULTRAVIOLENCE'S BIG BRASH BITCHY HATECHART TO DEVOUR CRIMES AGAINST MUSIC

#25-#21

 

25. Jamie Lawson- Wasn't Expecting That

24. Aronchupa- I'm An Albatraoz

23. Coldplay- Adventure Of A Lifetime

22. Ariana Grande- One Last Time

21. Years And Years- Shine

 

Top 20 soon but first to take a break to look at my Spotify top 100 and Future Hits for the rest of 2015/2016 after this section

 

Hatecart Commentary for Jamie Crapson

Having Ed Sheeran’s boring ballads is bad enough. Having Ed Sheeran Wannabe’s plain boring ballads is even worse. Well anyway Jamie Lawson gave us an entry into the latter category which sees him just miss out on a top 5 placing and this is the last song I’m commentating on for this years hatechart. I wasn’t expecting that :P Anyway this is easily one of the worst songs of this year as it is just wasn’t expecting that said in a croakily voice for 3 minutes on loop and thank gosh it is doing as well in the charts as I expected it to after it went to 1 on iTunes. It was also a sales one but missed the official top 5 thankfully and this song really is beyond awful. Hope you’ve enjoyed my commentary this year and I wasn’t expecting that I’d be co-hosting! (The Wasn’t expecting that jokes are awful but still 10000x better than the song). This really is a poor Ed Sheeran song made even worse.

 

I'm An Albatraoz is a horrible song- lyrically and 'musically'- and should have never ever became a hit. Such an awful annoying tedious waste of time crappy poop that should have stayed in the toilet. Horrid song.

 

Dullplay returned to infect their charts with another disgusting offering in the form of Adventure Of A Lifetime (That Will Occur When You Finally Bloody Break Up Which Will Hopefully Be Soon). The track is unsurprisingly annoying and terrible and is probably worse than A Sky Full Of Stars which seemed impossible. Paradise and Yellow remain their only 2 good songs.

 

Time to be attacked for this opinion but oh well, One Last Time is a dull boring piece of awfulness that is not good pop as everyone seems to proclaim on here :( Ariana is the highest female artist here this year with this awful song that was bad when I got it for free about a year and a half ago and it has gotten worse with every listen so ugh that it became a hit. Terrible song.

 

And somehow missing the top 20 (starting to regret not putting it higher) is the last of 3 Years And Years entries in the form of Shrine. Thank gosh for the 5 day week meaning this horror missed the top spot (though more importantly Birdy top 10 and Petite Meller top 30, both in my top 5 streamed songs this year *.*). This is such a dull monotonous uneventful terrible song and once again I find Ollie's vocals so uninteresting and I struggle to see how this was such a big hit :(

 

Top 20 predictions?

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FUTURE HITS 2015 + 2016

 

X-Factor Winner | Will do quite well if Louisa wins but will flop if it is either of the other awful 2

 

Hailee Steinfeld- Hell No's And Headphones/You're Such A / Taylor Swift- Out Of The Woods | 3 songs hanging around my chart at the moment and can all be pretty big hits if pushed and when they get videos.

 

Stooshe- Lock Down | This is poor for Stooshe standards but should still do well as it is quite good and I really want them to be successful again!

 

Who Is Fancy Ft Meghan Trainor & Ariana Grande- Boys Like You | This is utterly incredible and could shoot straight to #1 this week. They are all fantastic on this, especially Meghan and the video is utterly amazing. Expect big things from this song in my chart this year and next year!

 

Zara Larsson- Lush Life | Should be another hit for Zara here as it is another great song from her!

 

Jamie L'Awful :puke:

 

still don't get how you hate One Last Time though, it's probably her best song.

 

liking the other ones in that section actually oop. Adventure Of A Lifetime is growing on me, I'm An Albatraoz is nice and fun and Shine is great

Wasn't Expecting That is sleep-inducing, and I'm An Albatraoz makes me want to rip my ears off, but the three others are excellent (and Shine is one of the best songs of the year :angry:)
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SPOTIFY TOP 100 OF 2015- #100-#81

 

100. Becky G- Shower

99. Lucie Silvas- How To Lose It All

98. Leona Lewis- I Am

97. Kelsea Ballerini- Love Me Like You Mean It

96. Blaise- Thunderstorm

95. Lana Del Rey- High By The Beach

94. Birdy + Rhodes- Let It All Go

93. Ellie Goulding- Something In The Way You Move

92. Rita Ora- Poison

91. Ella Eyre- Comeback

90. Nick Jonas- Jealous

89. M83 Ft Haim- Holes In The Sky

88. Lana Del Rey- I Can Fly

:down: 87. (1, 3 & 6) IDINA MENZEL- LET IT GO *.*

86. Felix Jaehn Ft Jasmine Thompson- Ain't Nobody (Loves Me Better)

:down: 85. (14) Paloma Faith- Only Love Can Hurt Like This

84. Alexa Goddard- We Broke The Sky

83. Idina Menzel Ft Kristen Bell & Frozen Cast- Making Today A Perfect Day

82. Adele- Hello

81. Charli XCX- Breaking Up

 

Time to take a little break from hating and show some loving with my 100 most streamed songs of this year *.* My top 100 this year is so much better than my one last year as it is really representative of what I've actually listened to this year :heart:

 

Queen Idina is the only entry from last year in this section as Let It Go has a singular entry at #87 after being #1, #3 and #6 in last year's most streamed songs *.* Idina's only other entry comes at #82 in the form of Making Today A Perfect Day :heart:

Actually Only Love Can Hurt Like This was also from last year will get position in couple of minutes

 

Charli XCX will be one of the artists to appear the most this year and Breaking Up is the first of her many entries. Despite being one of my favourite artists, Lana's only 2 entries miss the top 85 with I Can Fly doing great but High By The Beach looking weirdly low, swear I listened to that more.

 

Ain't Nobody makes my top 100 most streamed despite never making my top 40 personal chart, Hello slays despite only being out for a month and many chart hits make it here!

 

Commentary completed in about 10 minutes as laptop bout to run battery :drama:

 

Back now!

Becky G makes the top 100 as I fell in love with it this year and the first of many BJSC entries come in the form of Kelsea, Blaise (HOW!!) and Alexa :heart: But can a BJSC song go the full way and win?

Comeback also makes it in this year and Let It All Go also ge

hi Ultra

 

High by the Beach is really low compared to what I'd have thought. For me, it's one of my favourite singles, really dreamy and catchy at the same time. Thought it was a good lead single apart from its subject matter which isn't very suited to radio.

 

Glad to see Jealous so high, that was definitely one hell of a single. Shame not one other thing he did came anywhere close to it, especially the horrible Levels :(

 

SITWYM is seriously good, really hope she sees sense and gives it a great video and promotional push so it can be a massive hit - one of her best ever songs - such a hook and her voice suits it so well.

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SPOTIFY TOP 100 OF 2015- #100-#81

 

80. Natalie La Rose Ft Fetty Wrap- Around The World

79. Echosmith- Bright

78. Zedd Ft Selena Gomez- I Want You To Know

77. Paloma Faith- Leave While I'm Not Looking

76. Britney Spears Ft Iggy Azalea- Pretty Girls

75. Meghan Trainor- Dear Future Husband

74. Blonde Ft Melissa Steel- I Loved You

73. Muse- Psycho

72. Carrie Underwood- Smoke Break

71. Ellie Goulding- On My Mind

70. Kelly Clarkson- Heartbeat Song

69. Amanda Seyfried- Honey Honey

68. Naughty Boy Ft Beyonce And Arrow Benjamin- Runnin

67. Amanda Seyfried- Gimme Gimme Gimme

66. Rihanna- Disturbia

65. Meghan Trainor Ft John Legend- Like I'm Gonna Lose You

64. Charli XCX- Need Ur Luv

63. Paloma Faith- The Crazy Ones

62. Sia- Elastic Heart

61. Demi Lovato- Cool For The Summer

 

Welcome to #80-#61 and more songs that really make me happy with my chart this year :heart:

 

Despite flopping in my chart, Natalie La Rose scores a top 80 position here due to early streaming release and Bright somehow makes the top 100 let alone top 80 :o . Also haven't listened to I Loved You in like 10 months so that really relied on early year streams! :o

 

Pretty Girls/Dear Future Husband/Heartbeat Song are all very low here compared to their EOY placing at the moment and Runnin's newness sees it do solidly!

 

Despite finally releasing new music this year, RiRi's only sighting is 2008 classic Disturbia and Demi Lovato just misses the top 60 with Cool For The Summer- a track that I listened to more on YouTube than Spotify/Apple Music due to a long heldback release!

 

More Paloma (with old and her most recent track), Charli XCX, Ellie and Amanda Seyfried here (the first 2 of 4 Mamma Mia entries)!

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SPOTIFY TOP 100 OF 2015- #60-#51

 

60. Elle King- Ex's And Oh's

59. Little Mix- Love Me Like You

58. Rachel Platten- Stand By You

57. Ella Henderson- Mirror Man

:down: 56. (37) Katy Perry- Hot N Cold

55. Tinashe- Player

54. Samantha Ronson- Built This Way (Slow Remix)

53. Bebe Rexha- I'm Gonna Show You Crazy

52. Leona Lewis- Fire Under My Feet

51. Lucie Silvas- What You're Made Of

 

The top 60 kicks off with 3 massive recent hits that I am in love with :heart: Was expecting Little Mix a little bit higher but guess it would be with the Christmas Mix!

Mirror Man *.* Hot N Cold is one of the few songs to keep a place in the top 100 from last year and I have absolutely no clue how Tinashe is anywhere near that high! I've definitely streamed LMLY more than Player. Samantha Ronson's classic from Mean Girls just misses my top 50 along with Joseph's fave Lucie Silvas, Leona who sadly didn't get a bit hit SO FAR this era and Bebe Rexha who deserves to break out :(

 

Top 50 later :) Predictions?

Shower, SITWYM and Stand By You :music:

 

Taylor Swift probably has at least 15 songs in the top 50 :heehee:

Not expecting any Taylor in your top 50, that's for sure :lol:

 

Wow, you listened to Hot N Cold quite a lot! :o For me, it's one of her worst singles, very catchy for sure but I like how polished her other pop songs are.

 

Fire Under My Feet was really bad, never heard an uptempo be so boring - what a disappointment - glad she's not done well this era because the music has really been subpar imo.

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thankfully it seems judging by the midweeks that they've now been replaced by Christmas classics :dance: Only 5 in the top 40 now and 4 of them are proper singles

Jamie L'Awful :puke:

 

still don't get how you hate One Last Time though, it's probably her best song.

 

liking the other ones in that section actually oop. Adventure Of A Lifetime is growing on me, I'm An Albatraoz is nice and fun and Shine is great

Thanks Dan :heart:

Thank gosh for Christmas songs! And Ariana's best is already Boys Like You tbh (or Brake Free)

 

LOL at the 'it is just Wasn't Expecting That said in a croakily voice' part :rofl: amazing lmao!!!!

Thanks Rob and glad your loving the commentary :heart:

 

Wasn't Expecting That is sleep-inducing, and I'm An Albatraoz makes me want to rip my ears off, but the three others are excellent (and Shine is one of the best songs of the year :angry:)

Thanks Taylor, glad to see you hating some of them :heart:

 

I agree with Aronchupa and One Last Time :puke:

 

Other three I completely disagree with :(

Thanks Harry and YASSS at more One Last Time hate *.* :heart: I practically didn't know anyone else who hated that awful song!

 

KELSEA :wub: :wub:

Thanks Cody and Kelsea love :heart:

 

hi Ultra

 

High by the Beach is really low compared to what I'd have thought. For me, it's one of my favourite singles, really dreamy and catchy at the same time. Thought it was a good lead single apart from its subject matter which isn't very suited to radio.

 

Glad to see Jealous so high, that was definitely one hell of a single. Shame not one other thing he did came anywhere close to it, especially the horrible Levels :(

 

SITWYM is seriously good, really hope she sees sense and gives it a great video and promotional push so it can be a massive hit - one of her best ever songs - such a hook and her voice suits it so well.

Thanks Josh :heart:

Same! My theory is that the 95th is based off the album plays and the plays for the single version before it got changed was deleted cause I don't get it either!

Levels is ok but Jealous>>>>>>>>> so I agree with you :heart:

SITWYM HAS to be a single *.*

 

Shower, SITWYM and Stand By You :music:

 

Taylor Swift probably has at least 15 songs in the top 50 :heehee:

Thanks Adam and glad to see you liking lots :heart:

Swifty of course has none here! But she does have 12 songs in the upcoming Bought Songs played on phone countdown!

 

Not expecting any Taylor in your top 50, that's for sure :lol:

 

Wow, you listened to Hot N Cold quite a lot! :o For me, it's one of her worst singles, very catchy for sure but I like how polished her other pop songs are.

 

Fire Under My Feet was really bad, never heard an uptempo be so boring - what a disappointment - glad she's not done well this era because the music has really been subpar imo.

Thanks Josh :heart:

Yep no Taylor for Spotify!!

And spoilers for the Bought Songs countdown but Hot N Cold is also top 10 there :o It is her best though, not one of her worst :( And Fire isn't bad also :cry:

I can't believe you hate One Last Tim :cry: :lol:

 

Jamie Lawson's song is diabolical!

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SPOTIFY TOP 100 OF 2015- #50-#41

 

50. Charlie Puth- One Call Away

49. Carly Rae Jepsen- Call Me Maybe

48. Samantha Jade Ft Pitbull- Shake That

47. Madonna- Living For Love

46. Charli XCX Ft Rita Ora- Doing It

45. Rachel Stevens- Sweet Dreams My LA Ex

44. Bryan Adams Ft Mel C- When You're Gone

43. Jessica Mauboy- This Ain't Love

42. Pierce Brosnan Ft Meryl Streep- SOS

41. Ella Eyre- Together

 

Charlie Puth kicks off the top 50 with his beautiful ballad, followed by Carly's first of 3 top 50 entries with million seller smash Call Me Maybe :heart: Samantha Jade also ends up way higher than I expected and Madonna slays with Living For Love *.* More classics from Rachel, Mel C and Mamma Mia and Ella Eyre misses the top 40 for once instead of the top 10 (not the most exciting of sections!!)

 

SPOTIFY TOP 100 OF 2015- #40-#31

 

40. Cheryl- Only Human

39. Demi Lovato- Something That We're Not

38. Something's gone missing around here as I know Shawn Mendes was #35 and Ella Eyre was #41 a couple of hours ago

:up: 37. (67) Rita Ora- I Will Never Let You Down

36. The Weeknd- Can't Feel My Face

35. Shawn Mendes- Stitches

34. Dominic Cooper Ft Amanda Seyfried- Lay All Your Love On Me

33. Miley Cyrus- See You Again (Rock Mafia Remix)

32. Meghan Trainor- Lips Are Movin

31. CHVRCHES- Leave A Trace

 

Cheryl kicks off the top 40 with her practically identical cover of Christina Perri's mega hit from the year before and the first of 2 Demi classics appear in #39 in the form of poptastic album track Something That We're Not. My favourite song of the year is at #38 :cheer: (In all seriousness something was there earlier but has completely disappeared, anybody got any suggestions for what it could be?). Rita sees a hefty climb for her 2014 #1 smash (with still no bloody album) and I have a heart attack at 3 male artists being next to each other and high up as well. Stitches is incredible and finally becoming an official hit and the last Mamma Mia track is at #34! Miley's classic breakthrough track sits pretty at #33- one more from her to come but what will it be? Meghan's Lips Are Movin smash also does great and CHVRCHES seem wildly innacurate that high as I adore the song but don't get how I've listened to it more than Stitches or even some songs around 80th tbh!

 

Racing through the Spotify Charts as so busy! #30-#1 will be done tonight, Bought Songs chart tomorrow and HateChart tonight and hopefully concluded by Friday. Hope this isn't too fast for anyone and hope y'all enjoying it :heart:

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SPOTIFY TOP 100 OF 2015- #30-#21

 

30. Calvin Harris Ft Disciples & Ina Wroldsen- How Deep Is Your Love

29. Demi Lovato- Give Your Heart A Break

28. Little Mix- Black Magic

27. Florence + The Machine- What Kind Of Man

26. Ella Eyre- Good Times

25. Charli XCX- Red Balloon

24. Wolf Alice- Giant Peach

23. Jess Glynne- Hold My Hand

22. Iggy Azalea Ft Jennifer Hudson- Trouble

21. Kate Winslet- What If

 

Many of my favourites songs of this year in the section :heart:

 

Had no clue HDIYL would be anywhere near that high!! The 2nd of two Demi classics is in 29th and Little Mix's massive July #1 hit is a place above :heart: By far the best song from this Florence era is 27th and Ella Eyre's highest song surprisingly is Good Times which is probably my least favourite Ella single! Charli's last of many many entries this year is in the form of the incredible Red Balloon from Home and Wolf Alice also score a big hit on streaming along with chart queen Jess Glynne *.* Iggy Iggz and J-Hud's so underrated and terrific collaboration is 22nd and just missing the top 20 is Kate Winslet's beautiful What If from a movie which was the first number 1 of this year :heart:

 

The top 20 has 6 songs that summed up/were released in Summer (Late July/August) and 2 all time classics!

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SPOTIFY TOP 100 OF 2015- #20-#11

 

20. Tove Lo- Talking Body

19. Lucy Hale- Lie A Little Better

18. Foxes- Body Talk

:up: 17. (76) Kelly Clarkson- Since U Been Gone

16. Miley Cyrus- Party In The USA

15. Delta Goodrem- Wings

14. Charlie Puth Ft Meghan Trainor- Marvin Gaye

13. Selena Gomez Ft ASAP Rocky- Good For You

12. Carly Rae Jepsen- I Really Like You

11. Hailee Steinfeld- Love Myself

 

Kicking off the top 20 is the first of two Tove Lo tracks in my top 20 most streamed songs. Talking Body is such a tune and a fantastic song! Lucy Hale from Pretty Little Liars booms straight into 19th with Lie A Little Better and we have two Cami Li favourites back to back as Body Talk dances it's way to a shockingly high 18th :o Kelly's all time classic and one of the best songs of all time climbs 60 places after it celebrated it's 10th year anniversary and the last old song comes courtesy of Miley Cyrus's American classic :heart: Delta Goodrem kicks off the top 15 with a song I wasn't expecting to love as much as I did and Marvin Gaye zooms up very high- helped by the early Spotify release :heart: Wasn't expecting Selena anywhere near that high but Good For You is an excellent song and Carly Slay Jepsen's 2nd of 3 entries is in 12th. I Really Like You however was more played on my Bought Songs where it ranks 2nd for the year! And just missing the top 10 is Hailee Steinfeld with the incredible Love Myself. I actually think it would have been top 10 if I hadn't been streaming the EP version for the last month :o

 

Top 10 in a couple of hours, any predictions :heart:

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