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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I wan it ^_^

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This has to be the worse one EVER! The guys think they are funny cos they can cough and slip 'wan'ker' into it, sooooo original I must say.

 

The girls are just well.... blonde, not to mention pretty damn ugly.

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The girls are just well.... blonde, not to mention pretty damn ugly.

And chavvy :puke2:

 

I'm not impressed so far either.

I never watch it until a few weeks in when it gets good. It bores me to death at the begining. :rolleyes:

"What's your name?"

"Bonnie."

"Bonner?"

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Funniest launch night ever!!!! So many 1 liners!

 

"Self proclaimed ****-puff"

"I'm here to prove not all gay muslims are terrorists."

"It's not my fault you're ugly, spend ten grand on your face."

"You're born into a life of misery...We're all b*st*rds!"

I missed most of it, was watching the Eurovision semi final, looks like I didn't miss much
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I missed most of it, was watching the Eurovision semi final, looks like I didn't miss much

Not really. A few loons and a hideous diary room :puke2:

Did no one else think it was hilarious?

 

I don't think it seems as bad as last year. At least they've got some relatively normal people in there this year.

I half watched this and Eurovision with more focus on ESC, which was far better. :wub:
'Bonner', the minging northerner - she's just Lesley from last year - one of these ugly girls who's convinced they're God's gift - vile.

Did no one else think it was hilarious?

 

I don't think it seems as bad as last year. At least they've got some relatively normal people in there this year.

 

I laughed when Pete fell down the stairs. :lol:

Sounds interesting.

BB IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!!!! :dance:

 

God i love BB :cheer: , this is where i really get to reveal my nasty side and have a gud 'ol rant.....

 

Watched the opening show (whilst flicking between ESC which might i add was a huge results diss!!!) and MFG, they are well...interesting creatures arent they?!!!

 

(Excuse for obnoxious comments etc... started typing as they were coming out of house (so these are my first thoughts on paper!!! ;) plus added bits later and corrected spelling mistakes et al after)

 

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BONNIE

 

Bonn(er)ie :P - what a biyatch. Thinks she's gorgeous - someone ought to tell her her eyes are wonky! :wacko: (and everything and everything...!) should have seen her face when the fit birds walked in. Jeeealouuuusss :lol: PS. Why does she talk like a re****?! and she has to pronounce everything ending in "er"

 

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PETE

 

Who was next..?? Oh yeah .... Pete. had me in total stitches.. laughing all the way thru his entrance. Thought he was taking the piss for a while...will start to grate on people after a while....he is calling everyone a w****r as they come into the house...!!! (He'd be right with most of them!!! ) Seems alright but i wouldn wanna be in that house!!! fell down stairs and showed bum hah!!! :P

 

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GEORGE

 

George :puke2: (another tosser called George!!!)- god i HATE his guts. Self obsessed snob. Pro-hunting= EVIL SON OF A BITCH! He's not even as good looking as he thinks he is either! Hates overcamp men....moan moan moan....lazy piece of dung...doesnt do housework. Get off yer ass!!!!

 

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SHAHBAZ

 

SHABANG!!!! as i like to call him. The self confessed ****-Poof!!! He is a great character. Love him. The way he got all the miserable beeds off the sofa dancin and singin to "Celebrate Good Times"..... :thumbup: A massive Kylie fan how stereotyp!! I like him A LOT

 

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LEA

 

Lea. 35 looks 85!!! :o Pete Burns all over again.... bore/ What a ghastly appearance. Miss Fake UK. Spent 35 grand on plasto. What a complete waste a money!!! Seems a nice character though once in house....might get to grow on me. How BIG are her BOOBIES???!!!! B)

 

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IMOGEN

 

IMOGEN!!! :wub: :wub: The sexiest of the lot. Absolutely stunning walkin out of car. Seems pretty normal....welsh lass. Nice girl. Think shell be a fave...

 

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MIKEY

 

Mikey. Mmmm dont quite know what to make of him. Seems OK until he started ranting on about how women should do everything and then thought what a creep. Ruled by his dick! Vernon Kay eat yer 'art out!!

 

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DAWN

 

Dawn. Wrong name for her more like NIGHTMARE. Whats she say, everyones a b'tard and is false, she has no friends (no wonder!) ...and youre born, live and die. SOMEBODY SLIT HER WRISTS NOW!!!!! God wtf? Why put her in??? Later - Alan Carr on Dawn....the mood room it will be like an eclipse when she walks in!!!!! LMAO HATE HER!!! GET THE WITCH OUTTA THERE!!! Wtf is an "EXERCISE SCIENTIST"?????!!

 

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GLYN

 

Glyn. OMG put it away. He thinks he has a nice body. WHERE?! Lifeguard, are you takin the p? UGLY AS SIN. Looks like computer nerd. Why does he have an ego when he looks like that? Im no Brad Pitt but dont pretend i am!!!

Losing welsh accent could be faking.....All girls love him..... what the blind ones?! :D

 

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RICHARD

 

RICHARD. Or big dick!!! :lol: Canadian!! Mountie!!! Right said fred revival. Loves men- duh obvious!!!! OMG can u say that on national TV....what??? Loves to .... corpses???!!! Is he 4 real??! Military gear, wearing cowboy hat. Quite like him. So camp. G will hate him... How can you have phobia of pregnant women. WEIRD MAN.

 

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GRACE

 

Grace. Amazing grace how sweet her smile...Sloane Ranger. Fah fah fah...will get on with gruseome george....20 looks 40 her face is so OLD. been taking tips from Lea?! :) Loves her designer labels mum bought her 340K house....hasnt done a hard days work in her life.....seems ok.

 

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LISA

 

LISA!!!!!!!!! :thumbup: So love her. Chinese....god when she opened her mouth - strong northern accent??? So funny. Love her shell cause trouble. One of my faves already.

 

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SEZER

 

ALL HAIL CAESAR!!!! Or he spells it Sezer?! God what a f~in knobhead. Loves himself ladies man owns own company. Think hes total jerk. up his own backside.

 

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NIKKI

 

Nikki. How chavtastic is this girl??? Footballes wife wannabe....loves shopping, painting nails.....wants to marry rich man and use his credit card.....shell get no-one with that atttidude. Did she just say she needs good shag hasnt had it in six months?!! Sort of like her but dont wanna admit it....EURGH!!! :(

 

Well thats it hope you enjoyed. Sorry if i offended any1 but i speak my mnd when i rant - please feel free to verbally abuse me in the posts below.... TA DA!!! :thumbup:

sounds good although im doubtful if it will affect final winnings...

 

Wasnt there one season when the final money infact was affected by something ( a game )?

Anybody buying extra Kit Kat's ;)

 

It seemed strange Davina didn't say how to get them on the show...

Do you actually believe they exist???!!! Its just a stunt with Endemol/Kit Kat. Theyve already got the person lined up.... PS How cynical am I?! :lol:

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