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- 28 - Sam & Mark - 2.04

- 29 - Steve Brookstein - 1.67

 

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From: Sam & Mark (Pop Idol 2) Steve (X Factor 1)

Singles: Sam & Mark - With A Little Help From My Friends (#1), The Sun Will Come Your Way (#19)

Steve Brookstein - Against All Odds (#1). Fighting Butterflies (??)

 

Two more vile creations that should have never been let out of the pop factory.

Steve Brookstein won the first X Factor and quickly vanished after scoring a #1 hit on 20,000 odd copies though he did return just last week or so with a new single BOOO HOO. Sam & Mark can now be seen scaring poor kids to death on Saturday morning TV after Michelle got all the cake and they were marketed as a duo having one flop #1 before quickly being erased from the chart world BLESS.

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Hmmm, yes, I just ASPIRE to be him. Excuse me while I just pop off to eat a whale omlette :arrr:

 

 

You mean about 10, followed by a chocolate cake :arrr: :rofl:

 

 

 

 

I never got Sam + Mark :unsure:... Steve deserves to be low too!

- 27 - G4 - 2.75

 

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From: X Factor 1

Singles: Bohemian Raphisody (#9)

 

Are they more hated than Westlife? :o I don't know but they are a hell of a lot better than Brookstein not that that's a hard feat to acheive. They've scored two top 10 albums in the space of a year and took their unique interpretation of Queen's classic 'Bohemian Raphisody' into the UK top 10 last March. They're definately something totally different to the usual c**p we get on these shows but that doesn't make them good :)

- 26 - One True Voice - 2.10

 

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From: Popstars: The Rivals

Singles: Sacred Trust (#2), Shakespear's Way With Words (#10)

 

Their debut sold over 250,000 copies according to Now 54... The follow up barely sold over 10,000 to scrape #10. Hailed as Girls Alouds rivals and originally set to be more successful OTV's career was wrecked before it began with cheesy forgettable pop the poor lambs.

Grrr all are $h!t except G4 they are ok.

 

I'll be intrigued to know who's done well. ^_^

23. Ainsle Henderson - 3.32

 

From: Fame Accademy 1

Singles: You Keep Me A Secret (#5)

 

23. Alistair Griffin - 3.32

 

From: Fame Accademy 2

Singles: Bring It On (#5), You & Me (Tonight) #18

 

25. Clea - 3.08

 

From: Popstars: The Rivals

Singles: Download It (#21) Stuck In The Middle (#23) We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off (#35) Lucky Like That (#55)

 

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Well three in one sexy package here. None of these are particulary offensive but the flops are so amazingly lush we must admire. Clea were the Pound Shop version of Girls Aloud still around this year actually in which they added a flop album to their list of erm successes. They're not that bad tbh :(

Alistair and Ainsle had a #5 hit apiece and then quicky went away nobody really cared :(

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Vile, vile and vile. Serve them right ^_^

 

I think they are alright as TV hosts. i bet the bbc even stick them up at primetime in a few years on a new deal or no deal apeing show with in a few years.

 

so when is Nicole Scherzinger up?

I think they are alright as TV hosts. i bet the bbc even stick them up at primetime in a few years on a new deal or no deal apeing show with in a few years.

 

so when is Nicole Scherzinger up?

I don't think she's in it, we're only doing British reality TV acts ;)

- 22 - Michelle Mcmanus - 3.59

 

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From: Pop Idol 2

Singles: All This Time (#1), The Meaning Of Love (#16)

 

Will's Predecessor she wasn't. After selling close to 300,000 copies of her debut in 2004 Michelle's 2nd single bombed like her popularity and her debut album fell sharply after debuting high. The Mcmammoth as she is affectionately known by me and the rest of her secret lvoe club are awaiting her triumphant comeback as she has supposedly lost weight :wub: She is the ultimate reality TV show star legend - I slag the frumpy meff so but she showed us that you don't have to be beautiful and Victoria Beckham thin to get a record contract.

- 21 - Rosie Ribbons - 3.61

 

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From: Pop Idol 1

Singles: Blink (#12), A Little Bit (#19)

 

Rosie wowed the judges on Pop Idol with a performance of her own song 'Colours'. She made it to the final 10 but was eliminated bless her knick knicks. 'Blink' was an amazingly catchy slice of RNB/Funk that made #12 in October 2002 though the follow up was bland and forgettable it also secured her a top 20 placing.

 

Telstar Records signed her to a five album deal, reportedly worth £1,000,000. After supporting Blue and Liberty X on tour, her first two singles "Blink" and "A Little Bit" were both UK top-20 hits, but due to Telstar's financial problems, her contract was subsequently terminated.

 

As of 2006, Rosie is believed to be working on a new album to return to the music industry.

19. Journey South - 3.73

20. Andy Abraham - 3.67

 

 

From: X Factor 2

 

 

What can I say? DIREEEE to the last piece of chicken in my hand right at this very special moment.

Pensioners up and down our merry country must've orgasmed when they got not one but two c**p albums for mother's day this year. May they rot in peace :)

- 18 - Cheeky Girls - 3.83

 

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From: Popstars: The Rivals

Singles: Cheeky Song (#2) Take Your Shoes Off (#3) Cheeky Holiday (#3) Have A Cheeky Christmas (#10)

Cheeky Flamenco (#29) Girls & Boys (#50)

 

 

Now I'm sorry but there has been a very big misjustice here. These two skinny little weirdos are the ultimate -_- So hilariously bad they took the UK by storm with 'Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)' in late 2002 selling over 1,000,000 copies of the single across Europe according to Wikipedia :o. 3 more top 10 singles followed what legends they are and big out to sexy momma Cheeky too who wrote Mon & Gabs singles. Cheeky Cheeky :kink:

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