f*** sake they had Phil sleep with Dawn Swann! It’s not REAL.

 

Seriously maybe you should stop watching?

 

I fast-forward through all the stupid, unbelievable stuff - like Max being alive/ irresistible/ irresistible to a MOTHER WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE SCHOOL PLAY AND WHO HAS THREE KIDS IN SAID PLAY/ IS WELL KNOWN AT SAID SCHOOL/ HAS HER HUSBAND WAITING IN AUDIENCE!!! Or when they gave Max a PREMATURE BABY TO HOLD. Abby. They reaaaaaally stretch the seams for Max. Coronation Street manages to be believable? I told someone aboot that affair and they LITERALLY said they will stop watching. Dawn with Phil was also wildly unrealistic.

You must fast forward through all of it then. Probably why you never have anything of substance to say.

You must fast forward through all of it then.

 

Not the Slaters x

You must fast forward through all of it then. Probably why you never have anything of substance to say.

 

Unlike you who just gaped open-mouthed at Stacey and MAx without ever questioning why every writer on that storyline wasn't immediately fired for gross incompetence?

Unlike you who just gaped open-mouthed at Stacey and MAx without ever questioning why every writer on that storyline wasn't immediately fired for gross incompetence?

 

Good lord, what are you on about?

Stacey and Max at Christmas. It literally made no sense, went against what people would REALLY do, how they would act with societal expectations when expected to be in a play, how she would act when she has a family, and let's face it, Max is also not some sex god. He looks like a baked bean.

Stacey and Max at Christmas. It literally made no sense, went against what people would REALLY do, how they would act with societal expectations when expected to be in a play, how she would act when she has a family, and let's face it, Max is also not some sex god. He looks like a baked bean.

 

But it’s not real. Chillax.

Sharon apparently set to have an affair with

Keanu

 

Absolutely riveting :lol:

‘Mum? We ain’t inviting Sonia!’

Linda, "you ain't got your face on"

 

howling :lol:

Is that Sharon rumour just too similiar to a recent enough storyline that was by no means popular.

Is that Sharon rumour just too similiar to a recent enough storyline that was by no means popular.

 

I think the difference this time is that Keanu is over 18 and that Sharon is not in a position where she has a duty of care towards him. There’s an age gap but they’re truly two consenting adults.

 

I miss new Michelle :(

I miss new Michelle :(

 

I feel like I would too if they had actually given her a decent storyline apart from the 3 seconds we saw her standing up to stalker Tom.

The stalker storyline has huge potential to be great but it was so badly finished out and was all far to rushed.

The vicar is my favourite.

Rainie has the potential to be a legendary character if giving the right scripts.

Jean was the absolute highlight this evening, especially that scene with her and Hayley in the hospital after the scan.

Jean is such a Queen of Life.

Who is writing this crap?

 

Vicars have seen it all and do NOT speak like that, not even in the more blunt North East.

omg I just rediscovered this:

 

 

I miss Dot :(