Thought it would be a fun hypothetical to imagine a series of something (whatever you like) with any line-up you want, perhaps imagine a theme for a Celebrity Big Brother series, show who you want to strut their stuff on Strictly, or who you're dying to see eat kangaroo balls on I'm A Celeb!

Fun topic *.* Channel 5 CBB Allstars 2 (A PROPER ONE)

Tiffany Pollard

Gemma Collins

Megan McKenna

Stephanie Davis

Courtney Act

Kirstie Alley

Sarah Harding

Julian Clary

Kim Woodburn

Renee Graziano

Luisa Zissman

Charlotte Crosby

Carol McGiffin

Denise Welch

 

I didn’t intend for it to be all female :’) everyone would be tired of this after like day 6 but oh my GOD the prospect

(warning: I got too into this xx)

 

 

I've got a few BB ones I'd LOVE to see as a dream, perhaps a "swap" over one summer where the US format gets UK contestants and the UK format gets US/Can contestants!!

 

The UK series could have (the British public would hate half of these lmao), I tried to vary it from the obvious or being all female big characters:

 

Britney Haynes (BBUS)

Goes without saying, the most entertaining BBUS HG of all time, espeically if she was in with all these big characters she'd probably clash with and be annoyed by because sassy Britney was the best Britney, especially in the diary room. She'd be the fan fave who comes 4th shockingly when she was meant to challenge for the win.

 

Janelle Pierzina (BBUS)

THE comp beast has to rely on her personality, it couldn't be an all stars without her tbh. She'd probably be like a mid-out who avoids being nominated for a few evictions but then ends up blowing up over something and ruining it.

 

Vanessa Rousso (BBUS)

Might be a mess but she was such a good player I'd love to see again and hey maybe in this different environment. She'd probably melt down before long.

 

Evel Dick (BBUS)

A BB legend and IMAGINE him being blindsided coming in and seeing Daniele (his estranged daughter for those who don't know *.*). Knowing Britain he'd be the horrible one who winds everyone up and wins.

 

Daniele Donato (BBUS)

As above, their terrible relationship since the show makes me really want them to come back in some way :lol: She would sooooo be the one blamed for their frosty relationship a la Charlie BB17 with Jason and be out early.

 

Zach Rance (BBUS)

More of a second chance, but he'd stir up some shit and definitely deserves another chance, always said he needs to come back! Would probably wind people up and stay for a fair bit bc the public love it.

 

Johnny Mac (BBUS)

A cutie and a sweetheart who'd bring a burst of fun, probably the nice fun heart of the house one who wouldn't get nominated until nearer the end, if at all.

 

Dan Gheesling (BBUS)

The mastermind of BBUS having to adapt so people in the public like him would be interesting, not sure he'd manage it :kink: Might end up being v arrogant and turning off both the public and housemates, idk I get that vibe on Twitter.

 

Cassandra Shahinfar (BBCan)

I always said she'd do amazingly in BBUK, she was quite frankly robbed in BBCan 4 and her second chance in 5 was a waste. A relatable fun girl next door who knows what she's doing and the public would probably love.

 

Neda Kalantar (BBCan)

A bitch on her second turn but we could do with a villain. She'd probably be a fan fave who stirs up shit but goes like 3rd or 4th.

 

Ika Wong (BBCan)

I mean... getting her and Neda back in the same house, yes plz. A sass queen who'd be a huge fan fave and call out all the shit graciously.

 

Demetres Giannitsos (BBCan)

Almost chose Karen from their series but couldn't split DemIka up tbh (plus I need some males oops). Plus eye candy x Probably the hot one who comes 3rd without doing much.

 

Kevin Martin (BBCan)

Could see him being a devious Dexter type, but more likeable. Eye candy II also.

 

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And the US series would have ourhousemates trying out the stragetic game with the US format (I won't pick Nikki or Tim as they've had their BBCan chance as iconic as both would be again). These are not at all my top few housemates I just thought of making a cast that might fit with a few stereotypical "roles"!

 

Gina Rio (BBUK)

In reality she'd be f***ed, I can imagine her doing a Nikki BBCan over the comps and not really having a social game, maybe she'd align with Dexter and he'd keep her safe with his trickster social game.

 

Dexter Koh (BBUK)

I can imagine him being a master manipulator and having a great social game where people think they can trust him, maybe he'd align with say Travis or Ashleigh who could win comps and then he'd take care of the social game side of things and Gina could have them for protection.

 

Victor Ebuwa (BBUK)

A loose cannon who wins first HOH and gets blindsided at the 2nd eviction for ruining his game with it going to his head.

 

Makosi Musambasi (BBUK)

A no shit taken Da'vonne type who'd never win anything to make the big moves she knows needs to be made.

 

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (BBUK)

I can imagine her, Makosi and Priya being in some underdog alliance that they form all "girl power!" on day 1 but they get picked off before getting to execute their ideas.

 

Charley Uchea (BBUK)

Total loose cannon who blows up her game on day 1 and is targeted by everyone for being a liability.

 

Deana Uppal (BBUK)

I can imagine her surprising and perhaps being the one to randomly win a HOH and make a huge move.

 

Ashleigh Coyle (BBUK)

Unassuming pretty young girl who isn't on anyone's radar for a long time but comes out of her shell about midway and wins tonnes of comps to become a real threat.

 

Raph Korrine (BBUK)

Unassuming super fan who's loved in the house and wins comps when he needs to.

 

Priya Malik (BBAU)

She'd so be the head of the underdog alliance who just never kick off and get picked off one by one but her and Makosi would have all the good ideas to flip the house, they'd just never get to execute it.

 

Travis Lunardi (BBAU)

Amiable comp beast, maybe has an actual rootable showmance with Ashleigh.

 

Ben Norris (BBAU)

The insufferable bitchy and kinda nasty queen who aligns with the right people and somehow survives because nobody sees what a knob he is, and if they do they don't see him as a threat.

 

Layla Subritzky (BBAU)

The hopeless but lovely and fun one who makes jury because she's not at all a threat and everyone likes her.

What about CBB housemates who would be good in CBBUS?

Roxanne Pallett xxx

Coleen Nolan tbh that bitch can lie for days x

Coleen 10/10 comp beast

All I've ever wanted is for Lady C to do Celebrity Big Brother.

 

Oh, and get the GC back in the jungle too. :lol: