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Danæviia can alternatively be spelled as Danaeviia! :P but hey at least I finally gave the people what they wanted and dropped the South!
and gave us an æ in return :drama:
would a jade win make it the oldest winner since crystal?? g'won jade!

 

This song is actually slightly older than Crystal's! I think 'Relax' is currently the only winner from the 20th century ;o

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>> Dobago

 

Great show, great tracklist!

 

+18: Jupiterdonia || Fever 333 - One of Us

+15: Fljótavík || Sauvage - Wolves (Fljótavík Re-Edit)

+13: Wholune || HMLTD - Proxy Love

+12: Danæviia || Alex M.O.R.P.H. - Running For Peace

+11: Harmonica || G Flip - Killing My Time

+10: Deandria || Tikkle Me - Genius

+09: Jadakissnia || Pharao - I Show You Secrets

+08: Cumulonimbia || Joe Smooth - Promised Land

+07: Espen || DJ Maphorisa & DJ Raybel - iWalk Ye Phara (feat. Moonchild Sanelly, K.O, Zulu Mkhathini)

+06: Bøtanikkä || Ilkay Sencan - Do It

+05: Flynnonda || Vukovi - C.L.A.U.D.I.A

+04: Terra Avium || La Phaze - Avoir 20 ans

+03: Cowtermont || Amelie Lens - Never The Same

+02: Aelandor || BT - Skylarking

+01: Skall || Fort Romeau - Secrets & Lies

 

Next in line:

Aeroche || Skeler x Juche - Proxima

Thelonia || Everyone You Know - Dance Like We Used To

Singerpurear || The Ritchie Family - American Generation

FARC || Rein - Electric

>> Cadelicia

 

18 | Republic of Adonia

15 | Danaeviia

13 | Aeroche

12 | Flynnonda

11 | Jadakissnia

10 | Cowtermont

09 | St. Burbia

08 | Trifoski

07 | Deandria

06 | Skall

05 | Tinnmark

04 | Quintessa

03 | East Rukahavian

02 | FARC

01 | Dobago

A nice middle table position, happy with that so far- thanks for all the high points! More than I thought tbh. :o
Yay, was hoping for Dobbo points after the hype a few minutes ago *.* :kink: thank you! Also, Oliver did say everything was terrible aside from his 18, but I'll happily take 11 points nevertheless :lol: eek is this actually going to happen???
omg my fans coming through at the final minute, thanks Dobago and Cadelicia! Maybe we can avoid bottom 5 :cheer:
This song is actually slightly older than Crystal's! I think 'Relax' is currently the only winner from the 20th century ;o

whoa wot

the 18's are really coming through this contest, most i've gotten in a long long long long long time. happy that some people really loved KOTO11
Jada pulling away from the others I think? The closeness is stressful! I don't think this will be a win for Saturn but I think 4th? 3rd or 4th would be unique for us so I'd be very happy regardless.
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>> Republic of Adonia

 

18 Aesthetica || LOONA - Butterfly - stan loona 🦋

15 Rolloland || The Aloof - One Night Stand (The Long Night And The Samba)

13 elëdan || Rosalía - Me quedo contigo

12 Terra Avium || La Phaze - Avoir 20 ans

11 Trifoski || Golden Boy - Rippin Kittin feat. Miss Kittin

10 Jadakissnia || Pharao - I Show You Secrets

09 Harmonica || G Flip - Killing My Time

08 Daehun || Vesala - Uusia unelmia

07 Thelonia || Everyone You Know - Dance Like We Used To

06 Aelandor || BT - Skylarking

05 Ambienta || Boards Of Canada - 1969

04 East Rukahavian || Jenni Vartiainen - Made In Heaven

03 Espen || DJ Maphorisa & DJ Raybel - iWalk Ye Phara (feat.. Moonchild Sanelly, K.O, Zulu Mkhathini)

02 Aeroche || Skeler x Juche - Proxima

01 Dobago || KAZKA - ПЛАКАЛА (CRY)

 

>> Beaverdonia

 

 

Hello. This is the delegate from the recently-returned proud and haughty Beaverdonia impaktnation. We come with a more conciliatory plenipotentiary this time to strike a more peaceful note x

 

We got jiggy to dance this month. We are the most unique country EVER in the HISTORY of BJSC with how special our votes are. Y'all can never know what mood the votes will be - alternative, novelty, dance, dance novelty, who knows? We are an unknown entity, the occult block. You neever know what we'll vote for - unless that song is a novelty song aboot the sex x We defy definition and expectation. Will you ever get Beaver votes? Who the hell knows! We are a mystery as deep as the sea, our musical bounty as boundless as well x .

 

 

#beaverdecides (#unlessthere'sajuryvote,orarunawayAerochewin)

 

Also, Masonry Bovine, make sure my votes are included on a post with someone else's, so that I don't add to the post count x Little Mix are SHITE and look like party clowns and have personality/ "music" with as much depth as a puzzle! ITLMand LM5 LOLOLOL WHAT A NAME!!! FOOKEN FLOPPED!! Get over it, salty mixers, especially Chez Wombat Joe JonasStyles and Jonjo!! End the the greatest girl band in the world religion now!! Say NO to the greatest girl band in the world turning the site into an echo chamber!!! The album is the worst they've ever done, and Watsappi is an offence to the ears. Song about Watsapp? No thanks! Pippa was reet tbh - it is Forever P.II. Get over it!!! THIS IS THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE! #postingstrikecontinues #jointhepostingstrike #shoutboxisopen #justiceforblacksquaregettingwarnedforcriticisingthecrapcowellband #justiceforme #justiceforcommonsense #justiceforthechartthreadbeingclosedduetolittleshitshometruthsabouttheirlackofquality/flops #shuttingdowndebatejustpushespeopletopushback!!! #powertothepeople!!!!! #thetruthsetsyoufree

 

So, without further ado, hur we have the deciding votes!

 

Also, I really liked this final actually, so don't focus too much on the points. I liked all of them in different ways, as all are v. different, so it's hard to rank. I put the ones I like in a list, put me absolute faves at the top, and the rest I just put wherever as they were all good quality. 2 could be 8, 8 could be 1. This final was reet up me street!

 

 

The Mealworm Points:

 

1 - FARC || Rein - Electric

 

2 - Cowtermont || Amelie Lens - Never The Same

 

3 - Fljótavík || Sauvage - Wolves (Fljótavík Re-Edit)

 

 

You three don't get comments for bein in the mealworm section

 

Grubby Mudworm Points:

 

4 - Aeroche || Skeler x Juche - Proxima

 

5 - Danæviia || Alex M.O.R.P.H. - Running For Peace - This and Aeroche are v similar, but I think I slightly prefer this one? It reminds me of the no.1 clubland classic, All I Want To Do Is Do It (Big Girl Big Girl)

 

6 - Tinnmark || Rat City - Kind of Love feat. Isak Heim - fun jaunty pop

 

 

 

Caterpillar Munching on Angiosperm Leaves Points:

 

7 - St. Burbia || HUGEL - WTF ft. Amber van Day - More solid pop

 

8 - Deandria || Tikkle Me - Genius - Solid pop

 

9 - Wholune || HMLTD - Proxy Love - Omg WHAT IS THIS? Yes!

 

 

Wriggling Worm Points:

 

10 - FSR Rontvia || Wim Mertens - Close Cover - stanning tbh

 

11 - Ambienta || Boards Of Canada - 1969 - more adult contemporary. Yass!!!

 

12 - Kluminican Republic || Sleeping At Last - Saturn - oh ma FANNY ELLLL!!!! Last time I use a potensh in Buzzerdale :o I could easily point this 18, but I can't be passin up on a winner, soz :kink: :angel: Skank!

 

Episode XI: Church and Sexy State

 

Part I

 

The morning Sunday winter light was running down buildings and pooling in puddled streets, just like the gentle, chilly rain that had fallen overnight. Around the pub, The Smuggler, blood ran intermixed with water and dyed the rain the international colour of horror. Not that there were many people around to see this, of course. The cobbled pathways, narrow, winding roads and forgotten alleys that made up the dale were empty as Christmas morning.

 

Busty blonde, T Boy, stepped around the remnants of her pub, stepping over gangster and ghostbuster body alike. The outer wall of the pub and its iconic, coloured-glass-heavy doors were now just shattered brick, charred wood and fragments of T Boy's dream. A suit fluttered around a mafia corpse on the ground as wind rushed into the broken pub. The ghostbusters lay face-down, their large backpacks sticking up like brown boulders. The booths, the doors, the paintings, the cushions, everything was destroyed, covered in ectoplasm, bullet holes, bullet shells, blood, and just generally ripped apart.

 

Lottie scampered away from pulling pints after a telling-off from T Boy. The bar groaned under the weight of the pints that hadn't been peppered with bullets. Ghost droppings floated in the rest.

 

A white van rattled up the hill and pulled to a stop inside the ruined room. A moustached-man dressed in a Mario cosplay surveyed the scene, ticking things off his clipboard and squinting at everything. "Masonry Bovine Constructions" was sprawled across the side in red spray paint.

 

"Give it to me straight, doc dressed as a plumber," T Boy said, flicking his magnificent blonde locks and shaking his busty bust. "What is the damage?"

 

"Hmm," said Bridge Cow, squinting at the broken wall fish tank and the dead goldfish on the floor. "Well, in my expert opinion, this fish is done for."

 

"Not that," huffed T Boy. "I mean, what is going on with the building - I need costs, estimates, grown up building information!"

 

"Oh. Harrumpf," said Bridge Cow. "Well, in my expert opinion, this building is done for."

 

"NOOOOOOO!" screamed T Boy. "This is all just pieces, pieces of a dream!"

 

"Pieces of a dream, did you just say? I have never heard, being in such a badly destroyed pub, a voice scream like that. It was like a ton of bricks fallin' on me bonce." As he said this, bricks fell from the ceiling and struck him in the bonce. Once he had recovered, T Boy helping him, dizzily and swaying, to his feet, Bridge Cow continued. "Whoops, always forgettin' me hard hat like that! I'm surprised a bath didn't drop on me bonce like it did to Abby that one time in Eastenders!"

 

As he said that, a bath dropped down and struck him on the bonce like it did to Abby that one time in Eastenders. (38 seconds in.)

 

 

"Funny. I can't remember having a bath directly above him," mused T Boy. "Pretty sure that was the living room..."

 

After being revived by T Boy's busty looks, BridgeCow stumbled over to his white van and completed his cosplay by putting on his red helmet.

 

"Anyway," he continued, "in my expert opinion, all this can be rebuilt. I can get this booza back on its feet. But it gonna cost ya."

 

"How long will it take?"

 

"Hmm. A couple weeks, at least."

The skies darkened as thick clouds momentarily rolled over the pub and congregated overhead like a meeting of teenagers drinking in a park, spurts of beer drops tipping out onto the bullet-ridden roof.

 

PsychicSeven stepped over some bricks and mortar, a violin pressed against his cheek as he played this:

T Boy and Bridge Cow shivered, but went back to muttering about payment plans and bricks and mortar, wood and door signs. Psychic7 was clad head to foot in thick velvet robes, black. He played and muttered things as he stepped around the bodies, kicking them over to see their faces. He stopped and grinned as he pushed over one of the mafia and clocked a sight of his face. Riser.

 

"Er. Ris-Er," said Psychic7.

 

So, the leader of the American mafia was seemingly dead. Or so it seemed... Psychic7 stepped over him and moved around some more, scouting the bodies. He stopped over another, a ghostbuster this time. His grin widened. He was face-to-face with a celebrity male ghostbuster from New Zealand called Liam Hempings-and-worth.

 

"Interesting. Veeery interesting," he said. "I predict the dead will walk again tonight!"

 

 

 

 

Witchetty Grub Points:

 

13 - Republic of Adonia || KOTO - Tiger Fire Cyber Fighter - THIS IS YOUR NEW SOUND!! No need to recalibrate. Keep THIS!!!

 

15 - Bøtanikkä || Ilkay Sencan - Do It - MORE OF THIS PLEASE!

 

16 Quintessa || Cat Pierce - You Belong To Me - this sounds like the song I tried to send this month but got vetoed on, Mermaid by Skott. Yass reet up me street! I will keep listening to this as often as Hana Underwater or Mermaid Skott.

 

 

 

And now for the big one:

 

 

Trouserworm Points:

 

 

18 Singerpurear || The Ritchie Family - American Generation - top-class eccentric 70s BOP. 10/10 wud listen.

 

 

 

Thank yoou, good night! And remember, those who need to listen should listen, as I won't name any names: Buzzjack is not an echo chamber. Omg sooo goood :wub: best album evarr :wub: massive success :wub: is not the only valid opinion x FUNNY HOW THOSE DON'T HAVE 'evidence' backing those up lool, even though I CLEARLY listed LM5's USA sales, soooo you knooow... Also, everyone go look at my profile. I was VEEERY nice to that Desfaze. But look at how they replied AFTER gettin my attention with attacks on the forum too! DisgRACE. I'll pass those to any mod who wants to look into it. If I wrote that I'd have been warned and had pms flyin for days!!! Where is his punishment? Where, where?? He got none as he's a Salty Mixer? Oh. Okay x After that, go look at LM5's/ITLM USA stats, as they'll get you banned if you mention/ask for them on hur x

 

 

 

Oh oops I wanted to vote for more than I could! I actually wrote this post goin backwards to put me faves at the top, so I'll just leave them hur instead of at the start anyway:

 

 

(In order of Appearance in me faves list)

 

 

 

Flynnonda || Vukovi - C.L.A.U.D.I.A

 

Rolloland || The Aloof - One Night Stand (The Long Night And The Samba)

 

 

Thelonia || Everyone You Know - Dance Like We Used To

 

 

East Rukahavian || Jenni Vartiainen - Made In Heaven

 

 

(Also if I voted too many, don't think so this time, then add the 1/2 tracks or whatever to commiserations please, Masonry Bovine! :D

 

 

 

#PEOPLEPOWER #THETRUTHWILLSETYOUFREE

 

 

Beav has listed 16 songs (including a '16 pointer') so I'll just take the top 15 and shift everything down a point xx

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