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As isn't tradition, I bring you the predictions thread with this paragraph copied from last year (which was copied from the year before) with the required edits. I just need somewhere to write my thoughts!

 

• Feel free to go into as much or as little depth and detail as you wish, from ‘I think the UK will come last’ to full predictions of everyone’s positions with points and justifications essays.

• You will make some predictions that turn out to be wrong, that's the name of the game. The challenge will be to see if you can end up with comparatively less egg on your face than everyone else, just make sure you've thought through your bold assertions before you make them.

• New information comes to light all the time between now and the live show so you can revise your predictions as often as you like (within reason though, obviously).

• If you're Ryan and you say something completely correct despite Lex saying such a prediction is laughable like "Salvador will win the semi 1 televote" as early as April 4th 2017 then prepare to brag about this forevermore.

 

BuzzJack, start predicting NOW!

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Very initial predictions with the little running order info we have:

 

SEMI 1

Overall - Televote - Jury

 

01 01 03 Cyprus

02 05 02 Greece

03 02 06 Hungary

04 09 01 Portugal

05 08 05 Belgium

06 03 12 Estonia

07 11 04 Australia

08 06 09 Serbia

09 04 15 Iceland

10 12 07 Slovenia

11 10 10 Belarus

12 07 14 Poland

13 14 08 Finland

14 15 11 Czech Republic

15 13 16 San Marino

16 16 13 Montenegro

17 17 17 Georgia

 

SEMI 2

Overall - Televote - Jury

 

01 02 01 The Netherlands

02 01 05 Russia

03 05 02 Sweden

04 03 06 Switzerland

05 10 03 Malta

06 08 09 Azerbaijan

07 09 08 Armenia

08 04 14 Norway

09 06 12 Denmark

10 11 07 Albania

11 15 04 Austria

12 07 15 Lithuania

13 12 10 North Macedonia

14 13 13 Romania

15 16 11 Ireland

16 14 16 Croatia

17 17 17 Moldova

18 18 18 Latvia

 

FINAL

Overall - Televote - Jury

 

01 02 01 The Netherlands

02 01 04 Russia

03 07 02 Sweden

04 03 08 Hungary

05 08 03 Italy

06 05 07 Cyprus

07 04 09 Switzerland

08 10 05 Portugal

09 12 11 Greece

10 20 06 Malta

11 11 16 Azerbaijan

12 09 19 Serbia

13 16 12 Albania

14 17 13 Belgium

15 06 25 Norway

16 22 10 Australia

17 15 18 Denmark

18 14 20 Iceland

19 13 22 Spain

20 19 17 Armenia

21 24 14 United Kingdom

22 23 15 Slovenia

23 18 23 France

24 25 21 Israel

25 21 26 Estonia

26 26 24 Germany

I’d be extremely shocked if either Sergey or Joci beat their previous results with what seem to be widely agreed are weaker songs

 

In fact, let my first prediction be that Hungary is quite the borderline qualifier!

OK...worth a stab

 

Semi 1

01 Greece

02 Cyprus

03 Australia

04 Slovenia

05 Hungary

06 Portugal

07 Belgium

08 Estonia

09 Iceland

10 Finland

11 Serbia

12 Czech Republic

13 Poland

14 Belarus

15 San Marino

16 Montenegro

17 Georgia

 

Semi 2

01 Netherlands

02 Switzerland

03 Russia

04 Sweden

05 Armenia

06 Malta

07 Azerbaijan

08 Albania

09 Denmark

10 Norway

11 Lithuania

12 Romania

13 Austria

14 Ireland

15 North Macedonia

16 Croatia

17 Moldova

18 Latvia

 

I written off Finland but I think there is just enough impact for it to squeak through. Greece will, I think, be absolutely eaten up by the jury as it ticks every conceivable box. Slovenia could potentially have their best result on their hands. Iceland will also sneak in, partly thanks to semi final fans being less made up of young families and grannies.

 

I think Netherlands and Switzerland will be the top two of the final. Russia will come around 6th in the final. It’s a bit too “theatre” to win I think and I do think there is a sentiment of anti-Russia that will hinder the jury vote. I don’t even think UK and Ireland televoting will get Lithuania over the line this year either.

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Semi 1 Early Predicta

 

POS. TELE JURY

01 01 03 Cyprus Tamta Replay

02 04 01 Greece Katerine Duska Better Love

03 03 02 Hungary Joci Pápai Az én apám

04 05 04 Belgium Eliot Wake Up

05 06 06 Serbia Nevena Božović Kruna

06 02 13 Iceland Hatari Hatrið mun sigra

07 07 09 Czech Republic Lake Malawi Friend of a Friend

08 12 05 Slovenia Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl Sebi

09 09 08 Estonia Victor Crone Storm

10 11 07 Portugal Conan Osíris Telemóveis

11 08 11 Poland Tulia Pali się

12 16 10 Australia Kate Miller-Heidke Zero Gravity

13 14 12 Georgia Oto Nemsadze Sul tsin iare

14 10 16 San Marino Serhat Say Na Na Na

15 13 15 Belarus ZENA Like It

16 17 14 Montenegro D-Moll Heaven

17 15 17 Finland Darude feat. Sebastian Rejman Look Away

 

I don't think Iceland will be quite so polarising as people think as it does have a great beat, great show and they are very likeable. The televoters will love them especially in such a weak semi, and the jury will either love or hate them (AWS didn't place dead last in 2018 with the juries and the televoters placed them 5th for example). I think there will be quite a bit of differences between the juries and televoters on who should qualify because there are just so many slow songs lol. Montenero and Finland seem like the obvious last placers to me.

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Semi One

 

Overall - Televote - Jury

 

01 | 02 | 01 Slovenia

02 | 01 | 03 Cyprus

03 | 03 | 02 Greece

04 | 04 | 05 Portugal

05 | 09 | 04 Estonia

06 | 05 | 08 Hungary

07 | 06 | 10 Serbia

08 | 11 | 06 Australia

09 | 12 | 09 Czech Republic

10 | 07 | 14 Poland

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11 | 14 | 07 Belgium

12 | 08 | 15 Iceland

13 | 10 | 13 San Marino

14 | 13 | 12 Belarus

15 | 15 | 11 Finland

16 | 16 | 17 Montenegro

17 | 17 | 16 Georgia

 

Semi Two

 

Overall - Televote - Jury

 

01 | 01 | 01 The Netherlands

02 | 04 | 03 Malta

03 | 06 | 02 Sweden

04 | 02 | 06 Russia

05 | 05 | 04 Azerbaijan

06 | 03 | 07 Switzerland

07 | 09 | 05 Armenia

08 | 08 | 09 Albania

09 | 12 | 10 Romania

10 | 07 | 15 Norway

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11 | 10 | 13 Ireland

12 | 11 | 14 Denmark

13 | 17 | 08 Austria

14 | 14 | 12 North Macedonia

15 | 16 | 11 Croatia

16 | 13 | 18 Lithuania

17 | 15 | 17 Moldova

18 | 18 | 16 Latvia

Yeah I agree, Belgium will scrape through at best probably.

 

I can definitely see Iceland getting pretty good jury support actually, it has a lot to it as a package. It will be divisive but I think a lot of jurors will like it. Televoters will love it I'm sure.

 

I hope the juries and televoters are kind to Kate M-H! I'd be so disappointed to see Australia DNQ with this.

I can definitely see Iceland getting pretty good jury support actually, it has a lot to it as a package. It will be divisive but I think a lot of jurors will like it. Televoters will love it I'm sure.

 

I’d go as far as saying I think it can continue a pattern of Iceland coming 2nd in years ending with 9. I expect it to be a HUGE televote favourite, the people it will appeal to it will really appeal to and it’s not the sort of song that will split votes as it’s so different.

Here's roughly how I see Semi One shaping up (order listed does not necessarily reflect the finishing order)

 

Safely through

 

Cyprus

Greece

 

Semi-Safely through

 

Estonia

Serbia

Australia

 

Wildcards

 

Iceland

Portugal

 

Borderline - IN

 

Slovenia

Czech Republic

San Marino

 

Borderline - OUT

 

Hungary

Belarus

Belgium

 

Struggling

 

Poland

Finland

 

No Chance

 

Montenegro

Georgia

 

These didn't turn out as I expected and will be a funny reference point come May

Semi 1

01 Greece

02 Iceland

03 Cyprus

04 Belgium

05 Portugal

06 Slovenia

07 Estonia

08 Hungary

09 Serbia

10 Australia

11 Poland

12 Belarus

13 San Marino

14 Czech Republic

15 Finland

16 Montenegro

17 Georgia

 

Only songs I would really rule out are the bottom 3 - I can even see San Marino springing a surprise.

 

Semi 2

01 Netherlands

02 Switzerland

03 Sweden

04 Malta

05 Russia

06 Armenia

07 Norway

08 Azerbaijan

09 Albania

10 Denmark

11 Romania

12 Lithuania

13 Croatia

14 Macedonia

15 Ireland

16 Moldova

17 Latvia

18 Austria

 

I'm pretty confident of the top 8 qualifiers but could see Romania or Croatia getting in over Denmark. I do think Albania could also do really well in this semi given how much it should stand out.

 

Final (Why have I done this)

 

01 Switzerland

02 Netherlands

03 Greece

04 Iceland

05 Cyprus

06 Italy

07 Russia

08 Sweden

09 Malta

10 Armenia

11 Spain

12 Portugal

13 Norway

14 Albania

15 Azerbaijan

16 Slovenia

17 Serbia

18 Hungary

19 France

20 Australia

21 UK

22 Belgium

23 Estonia

24 Denmark

25 Germany

26 Israel

 

I'm really unsure of the winner at the moment and do think staging/hype could send it to any of the top 9 really, apart from Russia. I just got the best vibes from Switzerland when I first heard it and do think it will appeal to casuals more than the other upbeat songs and Netherlands.

Semi 1

01 Greece

02 Cyprus

03 Slovenia

04 Estonia

05 Portugal

06 Hungary

07 Iceland

08 Australia

09 Czech Republic

10 Poland

 

11 San Marino

12 Belgium

13 Serbia

14 Belarus

15 Finland

16 Montengro

17 Georgia

 

Really cannot call this semi, exciting!! I'm almost certain of the top 4 being through, I can see Slovenia's cool vibe being a fairly big hitter. Between 5-14 or so, I think they're all in contention, I'd like to think Portugal will be fine but that along with Iceland feel quite polarising and could go either way.

 

Semi 2

01 Netherlands

02 Sweden

03 Russia

04 Switzerland

05 Albania

06 Malta

07 Azerbaijan

08 Armenia

09 Norway

10 Croatia

 

11 Denmark

12 Romania

13 Lithuania

14 Ireland

15 Macedonia

16 Latvia

17 Moldova

18 Austria

 

Bit easier to call, fairly certain on the top 9 but I could see 10-13 all fighting for that last spot. Can't see past Netherlands for the overall win, I think Switzerland might be being a bit overhyped and may flop a bit a la Occidentali's Karma and "only" come like 7th

I hope the juries and televoters are kind to Kate M-H! I'd be so disappointed to see Australia DNQ with this.

 

It’s the only NF song I’ve heard that made me think “winner”. On reflection, perhaps not so now but it’s high impact and on the right side of crazy. I think this is getting a lot of underserved and unexpected shade from the Euro community. I also think the bookies have got this wrong.

 

This is surely SAILING through?

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I think Cyprus are being overestimated this time

 

I agree. I don't think it stands out in its genre as much as Fuego did. I could quite easily see it getting a 'shock' 11-16th style finish at the moment (though of course Fuego was elevated so much by the live performance so who knows).

 

It’s the only NF song I’ve heard that made me think “winner”. On reflection, perhaps not so now but it’s high impact and on the right side of crazy. I think this is getting a lot of underserved and unexpected shade from the Euro community. I also think the bookies have got this wrong.

 

This is surely SAILING through?

 

I'm quite surprised that a lot of the fandom don't seem keen on it too. I'm not expecting a win by any stretch but I seriously would not be able to fathom a DNQ for a great song with an important message by such a fantastic and extremely talented artist that really stands out from the pack positively in my opinion.

 

I know a lot of the community remain disappointed that Australia didn't go with 2000 and Whatever though. I still find that overrated honestly - I love the artist, their style and the message of the song but the actual melody and performance were both seriously lacking, it was like Unklejam reheating a Black Box b-side.

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I think Australia's hopes could be completely transformed if they come up with a brand new stage show from scratch. As it stands, it unfortunately comes across like a joke performance that massively distracts from the quality vocals and decent song that there is. Instead all that we have in our minds (if listening) or are seeing is a pastiche of some of the big joke act performances over the years. I know the meaning behind it but it does so much more harm than good.

 

Judging from the videos provided on the Eurovision channel, if people tuned in to them and watched them all for the first time they'd think that this year's joke act is Australia over any other I think and that's not what they should be portraying.

And all indications are that they're changing the staging iirc? There's definitely something there but they need it to be a "spectacle" and on the right side of over the top.

 

TBH I think the fans are just salty because it's Australia so I wouldn't read too much into it.

Agreed, Kate MH absolutely has the ability to pull off an amazing show and I hope I'm underpredicting her - I didn't know they were looking very likely to change the staging!

 

Eurofans are just ridiculous over Australia, so that doesn't help. They all lapped up opera when it was La forza yet now it's a "joke" just because it's a bit unconventional and mixes opera into a pop song and has crazy staging. The dress just kind of feel a bit *too* La forza, but as said I can't see it being too difficult to do something that's suitably OTT for Eurovision without taking the piss.

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