15 Norway: YAAAAAAAASSS, that really got my gay ass sassy clicking along to that and JOY has hit me well and truly. 9.5/10

It's just LIKE the UK to be one of the worst songs in the final, while being in between two of the best.

7.0- Malta

4.5- Albania

1.5- Czech Republic

3.5- Germany

9.0- Russia

3.0- Denmark

8.0- San Marino

8.5- North Macedonia

5.0- Sweden

1.0- Slovenia

6.0- Cyprus

8.5- Netherlands

7.0- Greece

2.0- Israel

8.0- Norway

Oh poor Michael Rice! :(

Not long to you’re back in the waffle shop love x

I don't want to get too like... ahead of myself but Norway, by a country mile, has the best reaction on my Twitter feed of the night. I've got a feeling that's going to do REALLY well in the televote - would it be too much to predict it to do a Hey Mamma?

Oh Britain... you never disappoint in disappointing.

Ugh this is so dull

omg UK, what is this?

Norway was just a joy and sandwiched between 2 ballads made it work even better.

Not long to you’re back in the waffle shop love x

 

He got rid of it apparently, he was sick of people coming in and asking for autographs :lol:

Hopefully not bottom 5.

I don’t hate the song but this just does not work at all, it’ll be totally forgotten between Norway and Iceland

Wow we are really gonna give Germany a run for its money aren't we? SO DRAB

Only Aeroche would Q with this.

UK has an x factor winners vibe to it.

7.0- Malta

4.5- Albania

1.5- Czech Republic

3.5- Germany

9.0- Russia

3.0- Denmark

8.0- San Marino

8.5- North Macedonia

5.0- Sweden

1.0- Slovenia

6.0- Cyprus

8.5- Netherlands

7.0- Greece

2.0- Israel

8.0- Norway

0- United Kingdom

 

This occasion is too 'bigger' for him.

He got rid of it apparently, he was sick of people coming in and asking for autographs :lol:

 

Then not long until he signs on for Universal Credit

HORRENDOUS. This must not be encouraged.

Obviously not that outstanding but that's my favourite UK entry for a few years.