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Bloody Mary ● 6th single

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WELL APPARENTLY, according to Bumblebrë, more people than ever are abandoing Spotify for Tidal. How might that help the Gagz, you might well ask? Well, let me EXPLAIN!!! Spotify is a bigger entity, which means that, by the laws of spacetime, it has a larger gravitational pull, being a massive body. That means it is harder for streams to escape its yuge gravitational pull. Many streams do not escape its gravity well at all oh my .gif :o Lots of streams do not escape the pull to get to the chart, to the ovium of the chart :( This is especially true for heavier and denser tracks, such as GaGa's, which are either full of real instrumentation and production, with yuge videos, which also add to the particle weight of the streams (SheiBe, EoG!, PI!, etc) , or full of cheese (Bloomin Nora, Judas, Guy, etc). This means that GaGa usually suffers from the gravity well ACR of Spotify :(

 

Now! On Tidal however, the streaming service is smaller, which means it has less of a gravitational drag on streams, and so they escape its pull and go right to the chart ovium and get counted towards a song's streamings!!!

 

HOWEVER! Some of you might be thinking, but Tidal is full of water, and hydrogen atoms are very light, so the streams might float right past the chart ovium. Furthermore, Tidal adds HELIUM atoms to ha hits to get them to rise even higher and faster to the ovium, at the risk of them flying out into space :( Not to worry, as GaGa's heavy infusion of cheese or real instrumentation particles will balance that out, meaning a perfectly controlled rise into the charts!!! Usually, the weight of the tracks goes against it on Spotify, making many streams too heavy to escape the gravity well. On Tidal, however, it works the opposite way!!!!! :D Except GREAT RHINGE from Tidal GaGa's streamd this year, great things!!!

 

Maybe she won't be dropped after all and maybe even super heavy stream Bloomin Nora, from all the cheesy weight, will even manage to HIT THE CHARTS!!! :o But it will take about a week more for these new Tidal effects to be seen tbh :o That is how long it will take for their rise to the chart ovium to be seen

 

You heard it here first x

 

Omg THEÈEÉEÊEËEĒEĖEĘES

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Some Spotify placings today:

 

US: #130 (RE) — +300,634

DE: #53 (+46) — +134,034

FR: #52 (+36) — +99,225

IT: #36 (+42) — +95,978

UK: #88 (RE) — +85,065

FI: #24 (+26) — +17,734

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Looking at Spotify positions and seems that Bloody Mary is today at somewhere around where it was on December 16. Take the few Christmas track out on the way and it can possibly reach new peak in positions (#25) after all although not sure if it can go on to re-peak in streams. Current daily peak in streams is 2,729,114.
Spotify Global (Monday)

 

#42 (+79) - 2,057,377

 

Already on the rise!

Smash hit!

UK Amazon Music

#24. Bloody Mary

#41. Shallow

#91. Hold My Hand

#140. Bloody Mary

#180. ARUTW

#250. Bloody Mary

#334. Just Dance

#350. Rain on Me

#392. Judas

 

 

 

US Amazon Music

#15. Bloody Mary

#54. Bloody Mary

#79. Shallow

#290. Just Dance

#406. Hold My Hand

#408. Bloody Mary

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