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How can you let these people annoy you? If its someone from Big Brother then just don't watch it or buy The Sun.

 

No one personally annoys me to the extent of it raising my blood pressure or changing my life in any way it is more a case of people who just wish would disappear from public life

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How can you let these people annoy you? If its someone from Big Brother then just don't watch it or buy The Sun.

 

It doesn't really work like that. Everyone who watches Big Brother or whatever will have people they like and people they dislike in it. That's probably why those shows are so successful. No one is going to like all of the contestants, no matter how big a fan of the show they are.

Ummm, basically 'telling it like it is'.... I'm no fan of her music really, and I suspect that she's only in the position she's in because her dad's famous, but I cant actually find much argument with anything she says.... I mean, maybe labelling Bob Geldof a 'c/unt' was a bit below the belt, I think she could have made her arguments a bit more eloquent...

 

Do you really agree with all of the below then?

 

10 Reasons why I can't stand Lily Allen:

 

1. I spent just under £10 on an album which only has 4 good songs on it (the 3 singles & Alfie).

 

2. She acts all common as muck, sings in a fake "mockney accent and cultivates a street image", yet she went to one of the five most expensive & exclusive public schools in the country "Bedales".

 

3. She then had the audacity to call fellow new artist Sandi Thom "a fake". (Oh what a coincidence, her PR company handle Heather Mills McCartney, whilst Sandi's PR company handle Sir Paul McCartney. Who's' LIPA "Fame School" produced Sandi Thom - who was in 2002 "The Star Pupil - most likely to succeed" and has since performed over 400 gigs before getting signed to BMG/Sony, whilst Lily Allen had not played a live gig before she was signed by EMI.)

 

4. She has said that Heather Mills "is one of the most honest people in showbusiness I have met". So she obviously is a great judge of character (not), or admires gold-diggers. Also around that time Lily had on her MySpace page "Mark Chapman killed the wrong Beatle". (Needless to say her MySpace page was hacked by irate Beatles/Paul McCartney fans. When the page was put back up, that message had been removed.

 

5. She slagged off Kylie Minogue (the second most successful female artist in the UK) by saying "(her) performing at the Glastonbury Festival would be the ultimate insult to the event" & "(her) interview with Cat Deeley was to maximise sympathy towards her, to help her sell-out tickets for her forthcoming tour".

 

6. She has a very weak voice, and has limited vocal skills, and cannot remember the words to her own songs (on more than one occasion) when performing in concert. Yet she said that all the acts on X-Factor are "glorified karaoke singers" who do not deserve a record contract.

 

7. The media are scared of upsetting her dad Keith Allen, because he has been known to threaten journalists in the past, who have been less than complimentary about his work. (PS. I think he is the only good thing about the overly PC new version of Robin Hood on BBC1.)

 

8. The media want to keep in with her mum, Britain's top female film producer Alison Owen, who has produced the great British films "Hear My Song"; Elizabeth (starring Cate Blanchett, Geoffrey Rush, Christopher Rush, Joseph Fiennes & Richard Attenborough); Sylvia (starring Gwyneth Paltrow & Daniel Craig) & the very funny "Shaun Of The Dead"(starring Simon Pegg). Alison's TV work included producing the Harry Enfield show.

 

9. She had the audacity to call Bob Geldof "a c**t" and "a sanctimonious prat". (Actually the later may be correct), but has she instigated a Charity movement that have raised over £400million in Aid, to help save the lives of an estimated 20 million people, and instigated the inauguration of the African Political lobbyist group "The African Commission" in World business affairs?

 

10. She has sold more records than the far superior Amy Winehouse & Nerina Pallot. While Lily's performance on Never Mind The BuzzCocks showed that she can give one liners out, but she cannot reply to them, (unlike the real deal that is Amy Winehouse, who did so the week before with Simon Amstell. Or to quote Nerina Pallot (in Uncut magazine) "Maybe I could sell more records like Lily, but I'm not a c**t!"

 

Robbie Williams

Jimmy Carr

Ant + Dec

Kate Thornton

 

To name a few...

simon 'smug lets con the public' cowell (by far number #1!)

paris '#1 media whore of all time' hilton

tony 'no morals i am god' blair

george 'lets start WW3' bush

louis 'i slept with all my boybands' walsh

sharon 'i play bingo and make money by whoring my family to the media' osbourne

kate 'claw hand' thornton

june 'foghorn voice' sarpong

steve 'star fu**er' jones

phillip (btw FOD yup she's a beard) & fern 'lets do another fake laugh'

plus loads more....

In America:

 

1st Britney Spears has just been voted worst celeb of 2006 in an AOL poll with nearly 30% of the vote.

2nd Paris Hilton

3rd Mel Gibson

4th George Bush

5th Tom Cruise

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What has Lily Allen done to make people hate her?

 

sing chavily over some good records???

Sophie Anderton - a jobbing model - with no jobs.

Peaches Geldof - just utterly rancid - famous for nothing. Just nothing.

Mel Gibson - like his father, a downright Nazi. c**p actor, even worse director.

Tom Cruise - never trust a man in stacked heels.

Louis Walsh - someone should remind him of the age of consent for gay males.... ahem.

Leona Lewis- Mariah Carey-aoke. Bland, soulless and about as entertaining as a funeral.

Kerry McFadden - she should be locked in one of Iceland's freezers - forever. Vile.

Russell Brand - could a man BE any less attractive? Or amusing? YEUCH!

Jodie Marsh - for proving that, yes, about 70% of heterosexual men really ARE that stupid

Nikki/Pete Big Brother - tortoise in a wig and a swearing buffoon in bad clothes - enough already

Jade Goody - again - since when has looking like a farmyard animal been socially acceptable?

Westlife - for apparently exisiting. Burn them at the stake

Mariah Carey - just for breathing, naff naff naff - plus, she has t*ts like spaniels ears - NASTY

Heather Mills - one-legged prostitutes are SO last season...

Madonna - OK, still fab despite that $h!tty 'dance' album - but £120 a ticket? Worraf*ckingliberty!

Shakira - we can't EVER forgive a record as truly gut-churning as Hips Don't Lie.

Gwen Stefani - the trials of having a poofy husband has turned the poor lass's brains to jelly. 'Great Escape', and especially the first single, was ATROCIOUS.

 

 

^ I don't think the music to that Shakira song is even hers. My teacher was playing a Cuban cd and it was the exact same music. maybe they copied her but I doubt it...
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Shakira - we can't EVER forgive a record as truly gut-churning as Hips Don't Lie.

 

 

after a while i didnt mind Hips dont lie. it was more the fact of the appearence of that t*** from the fugees that i didnt like it at first.

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