Oooh, I know Warren Street ^_^

 

Victoria and Northern :funky:

And up the road, great Portland Street station, on the circle line :o

I am indeed back home :wub: It rained on me when I got out of the train station, so I could tell I was back :manson:

 

Ere! I still have me accent, I tell ee!

Say:

 

"Righto."

 

"I like a bit of girl on girl."

 

"I've been around the station a few times."

 

This will confirm whether you have a true Hot Fuzz West Country accent ^_^

Matt needs a microphone :kink:

Que? :unsure:

Say:

 

"Righto."

 

"I like a bit of girl on girl."

 

"I've been around the station a few times."

 

This will confirm whether you have a true Hot Fuzz West Country accent ^_^

:rofl: I could say:

 

Ere, I sawl aur muh down at ikeawl buyin summat....!

 

yeah, I am Bristolian again!

:rofl: I could say:

 

Ere, I sawl aur muh down at ikeawl buyin summat....!

 

yeah, I am Bristolian again!

It's all WELSH to me :(

Oh Matt, that reminds me :rofl:

 

Remember my ditzy friend who thought Germany was in Russia and China was in America? :lol: Well she's driving herself and a couple of friends to Essex Uni tomorrow :rofl:

 

I keep saying they're going to end up in Cardiff or something :rofl:

 

How I pity them :( Surely walking would be quicker? :(

Oh Matt, that reminds me :rofl:

 

Remember my ditzy friend who thought Germany was in Russia and China was in America? :lol: Well she's driving herself and a couple of friends to Essex Uni tomorrow :rofl:

 

I keep saying they're going to end up in Cardiff or something :rofl:

 

How I pity them :( Surely walking would be quicker? :(

Essex uni? How ironic! :lol: and oh dear! :rofl:

Essex uni? How ironic! :lol: and oh dear! :rofl:

I couldn't believe it when she told me today! :lol:

 

This afternoon she thought stirring a bowl of noodles would cook them :(

I couldn't believe it when she told me today! :lol:

 

This afternoon she thought stirring a bowl of noodles would cook them :(

How dim :( Ask her to buy you some tartan paint and an air bubble for your spirit level for Christmas :wub:

How dim :( Ask her to buy you some tartan paint and an air bubble for your spirit level for Christmas :wub:

I will as well :rofl: She's so easy to trick into believing something, but then I feel really guilty :( Or I grin and she works me out -_-

 

Tartan paint's going on my birthday list :kink:

I will as well :rofl: She's so easy to trick into believing something, but then I feel really guilty :( Or I grin and she works me out -_-

 

Tartan paint's going on my birthday list :kink:

My dad once asked an apprentice to get some air for a spirit leveal :( They sent him back asking for a hole for the middle of a tyre :(

 

:rofl:

My dad once asked an apprentice to get some air for a spirit leveal :( They sent him back asking for a hole for the middle of a tyre :(

 

:rofl:

:rofl:

 

I've heard so many variations of that joke! ^_^

 

:rofl:

 

I've heard so many variations of that joke! ^_^

Goes to prove my dad is evil. Not Dr. Evil, just evil :lol:

It's the LIGHTS, you're blinded by the ACTION, you need that HOLLYWOOD. B)

 

God the lyrics are poor when written down like that :(

It's the LIGHTS, you're blinded by the ACTION, you need that HOLLYWOOD. B)

 

God the lyrics are poor when written down like that :(

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is that from?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is that from?

Jay-Z and Beyonce :(

 

Don't hate me because I like chavvy music :(

Jay-Z and Beyonce :(

 

Don't hate me because I like chavvy music :(

I know you like it :( I will let you off though ^_^ Remember I have a penchant for Scooch :(

I know you like it :( I will let you off though ^_^ Remember I have a penchant for Scooch :(

Now that IS shameful :( May tiny little anteaters chew at your feet whilst you sleep :(

 

Do you remember Joey Deacon Matt? :o

Now that IS shameful :( May tiny little anteaters chew at your feet whilst you sleep :(

 

Do you remember Joey Deacon Matt? :o

Damn those aardvarks :angry:

 

And Whooo?

Damn those aardvarks :angry:

 

And Whooo?

Anteaters Matt, anteaters.

 

Joey Deacon was a sufferer of Cerebal Palsy. He appeared on Blue Peter in the 1970s, to educate the ignorant British kids about people with the illness. Unfortunately it backfired resulting in sufferers of the disease (and eventually just unintelligent or idiotic people) being called "Joeys", and of course it gave rise to the famous insult, where you put your tongue in your bottom lip and make a groaning noise like a "Joey" :lol:

 

Do you have that in Bristol? :o I knew it was an insult, but I didn't know it originated as an insult to cerebal palsy sufferers :o