Posted February 20, 200718 yr http://www.thomaskost.de/img/portrait/portrait/02RightSaidFredMusicians.jpg Coming to a town near you thanks to the Daz roadshow it's Right Said Fred!!! 0vmGAeM-OIo AKgZFBD7-DA 9zdkZWQLyO4 The hard sell by Jude Rogers Saturday February 17, 2007 The Guardian I'm Too Sexy: three words that leak from the lips as elegantly as post-prandial vom, whisking poor sods like me back to school disco dancefloors, cringey lyrics about pussycats and tushes, and the horrific prospect of that line-formation "rumpy-pumpy" hoedown. God curse Right Said Fred. Sixteen years on, here they are on the latest Daz advert, their shiny bonces like uncooked saveloys. No Danny Baker-style doorstep challenges for them but cameo roles in Daz's latest "Cleaner Close" episode. You see, Daz is "the soap you can believe in", so creating a fictional street full of mockney bit-parters would re-fire our faith in red-boxed detergents.The "plot" is as threadbare as the PVC encasing each Fairbrass brother buttock. Here's Jackie, a riot of barmaid rasp and leopardskin, finding a gold disc in her loft and asking shiny-pated drummer hubby Vinny "worr-'APPUNNND?" "Our whites faded and so did the majick!", he bleats, as if greying cotton was more of a bane than hi-hatting along to Deeply Dippy. A hop-skip with two sparkling white T-shirts to a local Barratt Home - a pink van and pimped-up pup suggesting campery within - and there's Richard Fairbrass, drawling "we cuhn beee SEXEEE AGENNN!", like Laurence Olivier on MDMA. Cut to "White Said Fred" (ugggh) playing "I'm Too Sexy For My Whites" (agghh) in a Phoenix Nights-style club and jaw-wiggling Jackie grinding her bits adulterously before the frontman. Hello barking, hello tree, hello wrong 'un! So brain-numbingly bad, more 1991 revivals are surely imminent. What about The Scorpions advertising fart tablets with their lighters-aloft classic, Wind Of Change?
February 23, 200718 yr cant believe this is gettin a re-release later this year how funny (or not) would it be if it gets to number 1, lol
February 23, 200718 yr 'I'm Too Sexy' is an ANTHEM. :wub: I hope it gets to #1 like it deserved to on it's first release. :D
February 23, 200718 yr Whaw fab stuff! Thanks for posting. I love you but I don't like you! When it is being released I wonder?
February 25, 200718 yr Author 'I'm Too Sexy' is an ANTHEM. :wub: I hope it gets to #1 like it deserved to on it's first release. :D why I'm too sexy? should issue the Alex Christensen mix of Mojive. http://www.rightsaidfred.com/mm/audio/pictures/Fredhead.jpg some more quality Germanic pop touched by the hands of Alex Christensen: zIDkPgDgAs4 MSoU0_8OWKo co3_FGpsDCM
February 25, 200718 yr I thought it was 6 or 7 weeks at No.2...I think this is far superior to their only No.1 Deeply Dippy.
February 26, 200718 yr i think this could give them a hit again,i liked the original but never loved it i much prefered dont talk just kiss and stick it out the one theye did for comic relief
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