Liz's song reminds me of Dusty Springfield hit Son of a preacher man, she's miming, and the backing music is out of tune

 

1/10

Was she miming? :unsure:

God this is awful already!

Oh Dear! Sounds like a Bad Dusty Springfield pastiche rejected by Emma Bunton for one of her albums.

 

 

Snap :lol:

Liz Mclarnon - 7/10

Brian Harvey - 5/10 (and that's being generous)

Brian Harvey is so out of tune! :o

 

I think Justin & Browne will win, but I like Big Brovaz's song.

Brian Harvey - Out of tune a bit, the song is ok, but not very good - 5/10 again

Song 2

 

Bit whiny, I've never like Brian Harvery, this tune does not do anything for me, its drivel

 

0/10 I can bring myself to give it a point

Liz McLarnon was alright, but as Barrowman said, not ESC material...

 

Brian Harvey AWFUL -_-

Liz - not really Eurovisiony enough but a nice little song (even if it is a rip off :lol: ) 6/10

Brian - again I don't think the continent would really get it 4/10

Song 2: I Can, performed by Brian Harvey

 

My Review:

 

Third rate R Kelly pastiche. The sort of song that will go down as well if the competition was being held in North America but this R'n'b lite would surely die a death in Eurovision.

 

5 out of 10.

Song 3

 

Can't really hear them singing to be honest there is a lot of noise, and the rap does not bold well for a Eurovision song

 

1/10

Big Brovaz - a good song, but would NOT GO DOWN WELL AT ALL IN EUROPE :arrr:

 

Please people, do not vote for this, rap doesn't work at Eurovision as has been proven countless times before, please don't guarantee us another bottom 5 finish :cry:

Big Brovaz - Best song so far, good r&B/hip hop, good vocals/rap lol - Rating: 7.5/10

Big Brovaz - 8/10

 

Not totally amazing vocals but good enough and great performance!

 

So far, I've liatened to all 3, and we don't stand a chance if any of those win

Big Brovaz - best performance so far, but it wouldn't work in Eurovision 8/10

 

I'm getting the heebie jeebies Scooch might be the cheese fest we need :o

SONG 3 Big Bro Thang, performed by Big Brovaz

 

My Review:

 

Despite the beat being clearly "inspired" by the BEP's Where Is The Love, that song was not too bad. Either that or I've been over generous to the first two songs.

 

7 out of 10.

So far, I've liatened to all 3, and we don't stand a chance if any of those win

 

Nope not a chance...but I think we could have a slight chance of finishing in top 10 with Justin Hawkins an that lady! :unsure:

Big Brovaz- 9/10!

God all these Europe songs are awful!

How many cross dressing ones are there? lol