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  1. 1. Who is the worst singer out of these from page 19 of thw word???

    • Mariah Carey?? (The Worst Singer Of All Time!!!)
      12
    • Tony Hadley?? (Sounds Like A Elephant Trapped Inside A Shipping Container)
      2
    • Madonna??
      13
    • Fred Durst??
      10
    • David Clayton Thomas?? (of Blood, Sweat And Tears
      0
    • Kelly Jones???
      0
    • James Blunt??? (a Dismal Wet-Blanket Ingratiator)
      13
    • Keith Richards???
      0
    • Chris Martin???
      3
    • Meat Loaf??? (Epitome Of 'Clarkson Rock')
      0
    • Simon Le Bon??? (A Honking, Straining Gutbucket :Lol:)
      1
    • Rod Stewart??? (Since 1972)
      2
    • Jennifer Lopez???
      6
    • Phil Collins??? (The Singing Bank Manager)
      0
    • Dido??? (baffingly successful non-voice)
      1
    • Clifford T Ward???
      1
    • Heather Small???
      2
    • James Morrison??? (not on the word list a 'special' addition)
      3

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Technically, Mariah does have a superb voice... But, it's the monster she and Whitney created that's the problem.... ie, the ridiculous histrionics, the "diva" mentality, the total inability to actually sing a song just as a song and inflict layers upon layers of octave-bashing (Mariah's excruciating version of Phil Collins' "Against All Odds" being a perfect example)... I think Kelly Osbourne summed it up perfectly when she took p*** out of Aguillera and did an impression of her singing a Christmas Carol... Pretty much sums it up really.. And now you have every fukkin' two bit chancer on rubbish like "X-Factor" going along to the audtions and just aping Mariah's style in the most Karaoke-esque fashion (hello Leona...), and those judges just fawn all over it thinking it's all so fukkin' wonderful THAT is what has given her the title of "Worst Singer of all-time", not because of her actual singing voice, but because of the horrendous garbage she has inflicted upon the world..... No female solo artistes just seem to sing a bloody song anymore.....
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This is a stupid thread imo, clearly NONE of them are terrible singers :manson:

 

Theres people like Cassie and Hilary Duff releasing music? -_-

You clearly didnt catch her Que Hiciste performance on Idol :o

 

It was flat flat flat. You could tell she was putting every effort into trying to stay in tune. She let her dancers do all the performing.

 

Technically, Mariah does have a superb voice... But, it's the monster she and Whitney created that's the problem.... ie, the ridiculous histrionics, the "diva" mentality, the total inability to actually sing a song just as a song and inflict layers upon layers of octave-bashing (Mariah's excruciating version of Phil Collins' "Against All Odds" being a perfect example)... I think Kelly Osbourne summed it up perfectly when she took p*** out of Aguillera and did an impression of her singing a Christmas Carol... Pretty much sums it up really.. And now you have every fukkin' two bit chancer on rubbish like "X-Factor" going along to the audtions and just aping Mariah's style in the most Karaoke-esque fashion (hello Leona...), and those judges just fawn all over it thinking it's all so fukkin' wonderful THAT is what has given her the title of "Worst Singer of all-time", not because of her actual singing voice, but because of the horrendous garbage she has inflicted upon the world..... No female solo artistes just seem to sing a bloody song anymore.....

 

Sums it up perfectly. Christina Aguilera destroyed Back To Basics with her vocal acrobatics.

This is a stupid thread imo, clearly NONE of them are terrible singers :manson:

 

Theres people like Cassie and Hilary Duff releasing music? -_-

 

You're obviously using a very loose definition of "music".

 

Still, Hilary Duff has a descriptive surname. She's gone for an even more direct route than James Blunt who at least disguises it with a bit of rhyming slang.

Hilary Duff's voice is fine :huh: Shes not especially talented but she can sing in tune.

 

I find it utterly ridiculous that her name is even being mentioned in this thread about the 'worst singer of all time'!

I didn't vote for any of them. Each one of those can sing and can sing well. I think that basically if a person is not liked for whatever reason (jealousy, maybe?) then people will always criticise them. Mariah is the most successful female artist of all time, and so naturally will attract jealousy. By criticising her trademark voice is an easy attack.

Exactly -_-

 

I honestly pity anyone who believes these people 'cannot sing' :huh:

I honestly pity anyone who believes these people 'cannot sing' :huh:

 

What even Fred Durst....?? :lol: :lol:

 

I think he's bloody c**p, even by Metal standards....

 

Anyway, it's not really about whether these people can technically sing or not, it's more about the music (or muzak in Mariah's case...) that it's producing...

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i was reffering to whoever put "mariah carey is the worst singer of all time" in the thread title. not you personally.

 

and they aren't the worst singers of all time either :wacko: wtf?

 

No, all the rest were just bad singers, Mariah was voted as the worst out of that lot, the ultimate is $h!teness :lol:

 

you're telling me artists such as cassie and ciara $h!t all over people like whitney houston, celine dion and mariah carey? please.

 

Whitney was in the best list, as ref and comparison to Mariah

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Hilary Duff's voice is fine :huh: Shes not especially talented but she can sing in tune.

 

I find it utterly ridiculous that her name is even being mentioned in this thread about the 'worst singer of all time'!

 

well i waould expect thats becuase Hilary Duff would generally be considered as one of the worst actors of all time instead and be save for that.

 

 

But, it's the monster she and Whitney created that's the problem.... ie, the ridiculous histrionics, the "diva" mentality, the total inability to actually sing a song just as a song and inflict layers upon layers of octave-bashing (Mariah's excruciating version of Phil Collins' "Against All Odds" being a perfect example)...

 

and that has to be bad seeing as the singing bank manager on the list himself

Technically, Mariah does have a superb voice... But, it's the monster she and Whitney created that's the problem.... ie, the ridiculous histrionics, the "diva" mentality, the total inability to actually sing a song just as a song and inflict layers upon layers of octave-bashing (Mariah's excruciating version of Phil Collins' "Against All Odds" being a perfect example)... I think Kelly Osbourne summed it up perfectly when she took p*** out of Aguillera and did an impression of her singing a Christmas Carol... Pretty much sums it up really.. And now you have every fukkin' two bit chancer on rubbish like "X-Factor" going along to the audtions and just aping Mariah's style in the most Karaoke-esque fashion (hello Leona...), and those judges just fawn all over it thinking it's all so fukkin' wonderful THAT is what has given her the title of "Worst Singer of all-time", not because of her actual singing voice, but because of the horrendous garbage she has inflicted upon the world..... No female solo artistes just seem to sing a bloody song anymore.....

 

 

Loads of femail artists just "sing the bloody song", you just don't hear those songs because nobodies interested in a song just being bloody sung.

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LMFAO!

 

This whole thread is so ridiculous and should be closed - the question is who is the worst singer yet the options are unreasonable and people are answering as though the question was whose singing style do you hate?

 

:coffee: Sad.

to be fair the majority on there are good vocalists, just not good singers.

 

Vocaists can hit many notes with varying power etc a la Mariah, but singers are able to convey emotion and such through there songs

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LMFAO!

 

This whole thread is so ridiculous

 

Why is it ridiculous, these are the people selected by on page 19 of the word, it have provoked debate or are you one of these obsessives who cannot deal with criticism of your beloved 'false god'.

Oh dear. You sound like my mother with her theories.

 

The Word is obviously complete sh!t if it believes that these are the worst singers, and as I said, this thread should be closed because people are answering the question as though it was 'Whose singing style/musical genre cant you stand?'.

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The Word is obviously complete sh!t if it believes that these are the worst singers, and as I said, this thread should be closed because people are answering the question as though it was 'Whose singing style/musical genre cant you stand?'.

 

So you dont actually read the word then or know of it???

 

And anyway people can answer the question anyway they won't and decode it anyway they want just like they have decode the musical styles of KT Tunstall and Garbage and decide well hey its got a female vocalist so it must be cheesy pop. Who the hell here is actually gonna be a master of vcal technique and actually know much about that stuf? most are just happy to say 'i like that record, thats cool' just like Bryan Singer on his fave actors.

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