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Yes, but it was clearly worth it! :magic:

That it was :cheer:

 

And bye Matt! ^_^

Thats cool of you :magic:

I suppose it was! ^_^ Bye Matt :D

 

 

and Bonjour Ash :cheer:

That's much better ^_^ I actually like the name Ash - well done! :magic:

WOW

 

Tyron with a half-normal username?!??! :oO:O: O: O:O: O:O: :oO: :oO::o

 

What is the world coming to? :(

 

And guess who's the lucky sod who gets to work the first night shift in the brand new shithole shop? :magic:

 

I'm dreading it tbh :(

WOW

 

Tyron with a half-normal username?!??! :oO:O: O: O:O: O:O: :oO: :oO::o

 

What is the world coming to? :(

 

And guess who's the lucky sod who gets to work the first night shift in the brand new shithole shop? :magic:

 

I'm dreading it tbh :(

OMG, your new avatar :angry: You gave that a crap reaction when I showed it to you IIRC :(

Time for me to unleash my next EPIC upon you all :heart:

 

This one's called King's Cross (Angry Sex). Ideally it would be performed by the Sugababes with similar production to Jamelia's Beware of the Dog. :cheer:

 

APPRECIATE B)

 

I walk through the door,

dressed just like a whore,

I know it annoys him, you could say it's my aim,

gettin' biggie to hate on me is really my game,

walk past the stove,

his face another shade o' mauve,

he better get to bed if he be wantin' my love.

 

I aim to annoy,

so in bed we can destroy,

the anger's all my fault,

but we both love the result,

at the end it is no loss

so he better hit the decks,

I think my King's cross

and now I think it's time for angry sex.

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) think it's time for angry sex

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) think it's time for angry sex

 

I hear him start to roar,

I think the bedroom is secure,

for my, wild animal,

do we have enough protection?

I've got quite a good collection

and our sex, is never dull, never dull, never dull!

 

I aim to annoy,

so in bed we can destroy,

the anger's all my fault,

but we both love the result,

at the end it is no loss

so he better hit the decks,

I think my King's cross

and now I think it's time for angry sex.

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) think it's time for angry sex

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) think it's time for angry sex

 

Am I straining our relationship?

Am I risking it all for this?

Is it worth the pain? Do I have that much to gain?

I know I try and try, and it makes him wanna cry,

but I don't think I could live without a daily dose of angry sex

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) Daily dose of angry sex

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) Daily dose of angry sex

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) Daily dose of angry sex

 

I aim to annoy,

so in bed we can destroy,

the anger's all my fault,

but we both love the result,

at the end it is no loss

so he better hit the decks,

I think my King's cross

and now I think it's time for angry sex.

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) think it's time for angry sex

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) think it's time for angry sex

I aim to annoy,

so in bed we can destroy,

the anger's all my fault,

but we both love the result,

at the end it is no loss

so he better hit the decks,

I think my King's cross

and now I think it's time for angry sex.

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) think it's time for angry sex

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) think it's time for angry sex

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) boy you better hit the decks

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) think it's time for angry sex

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) boy you better hit the decks

(Oooh, ooh ooh ooh) 'cos it's time to start this angry sex

 

*door slams*

 

:heart:

I think some girl on Myspace is trying to chat me up :mellow:

 

U lookin forward to goin to Uni?? Gonna miss neone??

 

I'm gonna miss my friends a LOT, and my family obvs. I hate saying bye to people =[

 

So u got a gf then or got your eye on anyone??

 

Nah, I haven't. I did have my eye on someone but I gave up on that idea cos I'm moving away! lol

 

gd idea mind u sayin tht id probs go 4 it neway and c wat happens

 

Nah, I've got more important things on my mind atm =]

 

She's the bold obvs. Eep.

Wrong tree, bark bark.

Exactly :lol: :lol:

 

I always thought she was weird :( She added me "just so we can chat" :blink: I mean, really, that's a bit odd :(

Exactly :lol: :lol:

 

I always thought she was weird :( She added me "just so we can chat" :blink: I mean, really, that's a bit odd :(

I bet shes spying on you :o STALKER ALERT!

I bet shes spying on you :o STALKER ALERT!

I doubt she's stalking me -_- Although I do recognise her but I don't know where from :lol:

 

Probably from behind that bush t'other day :o

I doubt she's stalking me -_- Although I do recognise her but I don't know where from :lol:

 

Probably from behind that bush t'other day :o

The less said about the bush the better. -_-

 

I have to go for a bit now (my flat is a tip, and I really need to clean) :cry:

 

Will you be about this evening? :w00t:

No :( I'm going out for meal with the family (being the Dad's 40th and all that), then a 19th birhday party. Sowwy :cry:
No :( I'm going out for meal with the family (being the Dad's 40th and all that), then a 19th birhday party. Sowwy :cry:

:o OK :( Well, I may catch you later before you go out :w00t: If not, speak soon, once you sort your net out at Sheffield :lol:

Yeah :w00t: It will take anywhere between 3 - 7 days I predict :o This I predict with absloutely NO knowledge of how to set up the connection, the type of connection I have etc. but at least it's something :lol:
Yeah :w00t: It will take anywhere between 3 - 7 days I predict :o This I predict with absloutely NO knowledge of how to set up the connection, the type of connection I have etc. but at least it's something :lol:

Well, you have my moby and e-mail anyway :lol: Have fun! ^_^

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