PEARL is a young woman silleh :o

Pearl is in her early 110s, silly goose :(

Oh you have rumbled me :drama:

 

I just like to lure OAPs to my photgraphy studio and then have my wicked way with them. :smoke: Kathyp is next and then I;m going after Ryan's nan the shoplifter :o

 

 

And this reminds me now actually - a friend of mien said she stayed with her grandparents last week and they were having sex at 430 in the morning with all the doors open and everything :rofl:

 

SICK bast*rdS.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, granny sex :puke:

OK i got his age wrong, Sorry! :o :(

 

My nan isnt a shoplifter JEEZ :angry:

My grandparents never had sex, tis a fact. -_-

My grandparents never had sex, tis a fact. -_-

Can you explain your existence then please? :smoke: We think we've been shortchanged :kink:

I have photographic evidence that suggests otherwise Ryan :smoke:

 

And no Andre you came from a mixture of Celine Dion spawn and Jeremy Kyle's nostril hairs.

You and your Paint skills, doesnt mean evidence.... -_-

 

OMFG SHABNAMMMMMMMM :wub:

Can you explain your existence then please? :smoke: We think we've been shortchanged :kink:

Mwahahahahah. Now I could be really clever and say I meant my CURRENT grandparents, my actual grandmother having died when I was 2.

 

BUT I'll spare you all that and just say, they didn't have sex so live with it :angry:

Mwahahahahah. Now I could be really clever and say I meant my CURRENT grandparents, my actual grandmother having died when I was 2.

 

BUT I'll spare you all that and just say, they didn't have sex so live with it :angry:

Oh hush you backstreet abortion :smoke:

Oh hush you backstreet abortion :smoke:

Aha, well, yeah... you just wait... I'm going to... and, then... I'll show you!

Aha, well, yeah... you just wait... I'm going to... and, then... I'll show you!

You're almost as bad at comebacks as Matt., bless :wub:

SHABNAM :wub:

 

It feels so freaky posting in here :(

 

I feel like I've just pulled the saggy flab away from the entrance to Shabs' minimoo and stepped into the world for the first time.

You're almost as bad at comebacks as Matt., bless :wub:

It was a deliberate $h!t comeback, DUR.

 

(DUR makes any comeback brilliant tbh :wub: )

 

SHABNAM :wub:

 

It feels so freaky posting in here :(

 

I feel like I've just pulled the saggy flab away from the entrance to Shabs' minimoo and stepped into the world for the first time.

Continue posting. Tis healthy to blatantly spam in two threads at the same time, once in a while.

SHABNAM :wub:

 

It feels so freaky posting in here :(

 

I feel like I've just pulled the saggy flab away from the entrance to Shabs' minimoo and stepped into the world for the first time.

Are you the spawn of Shabnam? :o

It was a deliberate $h!t comeback, DUR.

 

(DUR makes any comeback brilliant tbh :wub: )

Not if it's just DUH on its own though :(

 

Continue posting. Tis healthy to blatantly spam in two threads at the same time, once in a while.

Does anybody else think we're heading back to a golden age on BJ? :wub: Phil back as admin, breaking user records, thread hijackings...:heart:

Phil as admin is hardly an amazing feat.

It's getting good again tbh :o I am loving this random conversing about $h!t with random people :wub: I love how all the newbies flock to threads like that as well, they just don't understand :heehee:

Phil as admin is hardly an amazing feat.

I never said that, but he was when the golden ages were happening, and it's like they're happening all over again :wub:

 

It's getting good again tbh :o I am loving this random conversing about $h!t with random people :wub: I love how all the newbies flock to threads like that as well, they just don't understand :heehee:

I know :heart: Random threads are just FANTASTIC :wub: And bless Jonnny, he doesn't have a clue :lol::(

It reminds me of staying up into the early hours of the morning ruining every thread in the Lounge with Nicky, Kelly, Matt and others, and then getting moaned at for not setting a good example :heehee:

 

Admin are just big fat hypocrites most of the time.