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I cannot believe this tripe has managed to reach number one to follow in the footsteps of TRULY great classics such as Every Heartbeat. It defies belief, even Cascada cant get to the top spot. Rant over.

 

:o :o :o I was about to post that exact same line!!!!!

 

That song sounds so tacky. All the scallies must have got together and visited HMV.

The original is still effing terrible. The lyrics are absolutely dire. It's about a chatroom for god's sake.

 

then again in comparison:

 

"Fritz Fritz

Beat it Fritz

And take your fingers off her t*ts

And if she says

She loves you too

It's a lie oh my - it just ain't true

Fritz Fritz

Listen Fritz

Don't tell me - it's your key that fits

You say she's yours but I say well

I'm gonna kick you down to hell

 

[*] Hey hey hey Fritz

Your key fits nicely

My body opens to your touch

So ring my bell and just entice me

I need your lovin' oh so much

Hey hey hey Fritz

I know I thrill you

But if you love me please take care

Cause if Max gets you he will kill you

You better watch out for him Fritz

Cause he's wild

And baby when he aims he hits

 

Oh Fritz I know you love my t*ts

 

Rap: Fritz Fritz

Shut up Fritz

And just stop puttin' on the Ritz

And don't you think

You're big and strong

Just because your little Fritz is so long

Fritz Fritz

Watch out Fritz

You better leave for your wife and kids

You say she wants you but I say

You'd better move back home and pray

 

Oh Fritz I know you love my t*ts"

 

or on the other hand:

 

"Oh, Willy use a Billy

Don't be silly

Oh baby, sex is joy, but use a Billy, boy

Oh, Willy use a Billy

Silly Willy

A Billy for your thrilling joy, oh use a Billy, boy

 

I wanna a Billy boy

 

So you want sex

Sex, sex with a exit

It will cause you any chance

But Willy you'll be careful sure

And use a Billy with your love

Ding dong dinge dong

To find out you're the number one

To go and go and use your toy

But not without a Billy boy

 

Oh, really Willy, use a Billy

Don't be silly

Oh baby, sex is joy, but use a Billy boy

Oh, Willy use a Billy

Silly Willy

A Billy for your pretty toy

Oh, really Willy, use a Billy

Don't be silly

Oh baby, sex is joy, but use a Billy boy

Oh, Willy use a Billy

Silly Willy

A Billy for your thrilling joy, oh use a Billy boy

 

Oh Willy, I wanna a sweet vanilla Billy boy

I wanna Billy boy

Ahhh, ahhh

 

So move your hip

Hop, hips cause I let you

 

Let me in, your something t*ts

It's not enough making love to her

You need a Billy when you come

Oh come, everyone

Cause she's some help, and she's no nothing

 

Really don't make feel annoyed

When you forget your Billy boy"

Just got the normal version of Now You're Gone. Its not as fast, less chavy, and way better imo :D

 

It's certainly less fast but I've become accustomed to the quick chav version now :lol:

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