March 12, 200817 yr :o Damon!! Matt :cheer: Time to liven up with a joke! Have you ever had a Tarka Masala? Norma :lol: I get that with the help of google B)
March 12, 200817 yr Matt :cheer: :lol: I get that with the help of google B) Oh bugger! So you know the punchline? Norma
March 13, 200817 yr I have not had a tarka masala :o What's the punchline? :o Also, I got my exam results today and I got a 2:1 in all of my modules so far :cheer:
March 13, 200817 yr Well done Andre! :cheer: I don't know the punchline either (unless its otter related...!) and helloooo Damon!
March 13, 200817 yr Thanks Matt :cheer: I'm well happy. And now I have the whole day to do nuffing :wub:
March 13, 200817 yr Thanks Matt :cheer: I'm well happy. And now I have the whole day to do nuffing :wub: The best kind of day :lol:
March 13, 200817 yr Well done Andre! :cheer: I don't know the punchline either (unless its otter related...!) and helloooo Damon! It is otter related! And well done Andre! How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Norma Edited March 13, 200817 yr by Norma_Snockers
March 13, 200817 yr No idea! :o You put it in the microwave until its bill withers! You're probably too young to have heard of Bill Withers though! I'm too old for Buzzjack! I think its time for me to sign myself into the Margaret Thatcher Home For The Perpetually Bewildered! Norma
March 13, 200817 yr You put it in the microwave until its bill withers! You're probably too young to have heard of Bill Withers though! I'm too old for Buzzjack! I think its time for me to sign myself into the Margaret Thatcher Home For The Perpetually Bewildered! Norma I am in my 30s :lol: Bill Withers did Lovely Day B) See, not that old after all, Ms Snockers.
March 13, 200817 yr OK try this little conundrum then. Make notes if you want to - for coding purposes. A man goes into a fish & chip shop and asks for: 2 Fish & Chips 2 Sausage & Chips 1 Pie & Chips 1 Pudding & Chips 1 Chips & Curry Sauce 1 Portion of Chips The attendent studies him for a moment or two and then asks 'You're a policeman aren't you?' How did he know? Norma
March 13, 200817 yr OK try this little conundrum then. Make notes if you want to - for coding purposes. A man goes into a fish & chip shop and asks for: 2 Fish & Chips 2 Sausage & Chips 1 Pie & Chips 1 Pudding & Chips 1 Chips & Curry Sauce 1 Portion of Chips The attendent studies him for a moment or two and then asks 'You're a policeman aren't you?' How did he know? Norma He had his uniform on?
March 13, 200817 yr He had his uniform on? Yes! It doesn't translate well into text does it? OK - I'm going to make someone laugh before the night is over! The Take That forum is a bit dead at the moment - which is why I'm invading Blur / Gorillaz space! A white horse goes into a bar and asks for a pint of lager. The barman says "Hey, we have a whiskey named after you" To which the white horse replies, "What? Eric?" Norma Edited March 13, 200817 yr by Norma_Snockers
March 13, 200817 yr Yes! It doesn't translate well into text does it? OK - I'm going to make someone laugh before the night is over! The Take That forum is a bit dead at the moment - which is why I'm invading Blue / Gorillaz space! A white horse goes into a bar and asks for a pint of lager. The barman says "Hey, we have a whiskey named after you" To which the white horse replies, "What? Eric?" Norma It's Blur, Norma :o And that made me smirk :P A bad joke for you: Did you hear about the curry that got hit by a bus? It went into a korma! :(
March 13, 200817 yr It's Blur, Norma :o And that made me smirk :P A bad joke for you: Did you hear about the curry that got hit by a bus? It went into a korma! :( I've just edited! What a plonker! But as I brought a colour into it by accident ... what do you think of the following article? http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=65249 Hidden deep within the Take That forum to make you visit there again! Norma Edited March 13, 200817 yr by Norma_Snockers
March 13, 200817 yr I've just edited! What a plonker! But as I brought a colour into it by accident ... what do you think of the following article? http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=65249 Hidden deep within the Take That forum to make you visit there again! Norma I was conned ito visiting the TT forum! :o
March 13, 200817 yr I was conned ito visiting the TT forum! :o Ha Ha! It worked then! Right - lets see if an Arctic Monkey fan falls for it too! Norma
March 13, 200817 yr Ha Ha! It worked then! Right - lets see if an Arctic Monkey fan falls for it too! Norma Bad Snockers! :angry:
March 13, 200817 yr Bad Snockers! :angry: All's fair in love and posting! I'm determined to see our forum go past 8,000 posts before Saturday night - and preferably with more than just two posters! :lol: You know who we are! Norma
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