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:o Damon!!

 

Matt :cheer:

 

Time to liven up with a joke!

 

Have you ever had a Tarka Masala?

 

Norma

 

:lol: I get that with the help of google B)

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Matt :cheer:

:lol: I get that with the help of google B)

 

Oh bugger! So you know the punchline?

 

Norma

I have not had a tarka masala :o What's the punchline? :o

 

Also, I got my exam results today and I got a 2:1 in all of my modules so far :cheer:

Well done Andre! :cheer: I don't know the punchline either (unless its otter related...!) and helloooo Damon!
Thanks Matt :cheer: I'm well happy. And now I have the whole day to do nuffing :wub:
Thanks Matt :cheer: I'm well happy. And now I have the whole day to do nuffing :wub:

The best kind of day :lol:

Well done Andre! :cheer: I don't know the punchline either (unless its otter related...!) and helloooo Damon!

 

It is otter related! And well done Andre!

 

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

 

Norma

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No idea! :o

 

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers!

 

You're probably too young to have heard of Bill Withers though! I'm too old for Buzzjack! I think its time for me to sign myself into the Margaret Thatcher Home For The Perpetually Bewildered!

 

Norma

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers!

 

You're probably too young to have heard of Bill Withers though! I'm too old for Buzzjack! I think its time for me to sign myself into the Margaret Thatcher Home For The Perpetually Bewildered!

 

Norma

I am in my 30s :lol: Bill Withers did Lovely Day B)

 

See, not that old after all, Ms Snockers.

OK try this little conundrum then. Make notes if you want to - for coding purposes.

 

A man goes into a fish & chip shop and asks for:

 

2 Fish & Chips

2 Sausage & Chips

1 Pie & Chips

1 Pudding & Chips

1 Chips & Curry Sauce

1 Portion of Chips

 

The attendent studies him for a moment or two and then asks 'You're a policeman aren't you?'

 

How did he know?

 

 

Norma

 

OK try this little conundrum then. Make notes if you want to - for coding purposes.

 

A man goes into a fish & chip shop and asks for:

 

2 Fish & Chips

2 Sausage & Chips

1 Pie & Chips

1 Pudding & Chips

1 Chips & Curry Sauce

1 Portion of Chips

 

The attendent studies him for a moment or two and then asks 'You're a policeman aren't you?'

 

How did he know?

Norma

He had his uniform on?

He had his uniform on?

 

Yes! It doesn't translate well into text does it?

 

OK - I'm going to make someone laugh before the night is over! The Take That forum is a bit dead at the moment - which is why I'm invading Blur / Gorillaz space!

 

A white horse goes into a bar and asks for a pint of lager.

 

The barman says "Hey, we have a whiskey named after you"

 

To which the white horse replies,

 

"What? Eric?"

 

Norma

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Yes! It doesn't translate well into text does it?

 

OK - I'm going to make someone laugh before the night is over! The Take That forum is a bit dead at the moment - which is why I'm invading Blue / Gorillaz space!

 

A white horse goes into a bar and asks for a pint of lager.

 

The barman says "Hey, we have a whiskey named after you"

 

To which the white horse replies,

 

"What? Eric?"

 

Norma

It's Blur, Norma :o

 

And that made me smirk :P

 

A bad joke for you:

 

Did you hear about the curry that got hit by a bus? It went into a korma!

 

:(

It's Blur, Norma :o

 

And that made me smirk :P

 

A bad joke for you:

 

Did you hear about the curry that got hit by a bus? It went into a korma!

 

:(

 

I've just edited! What a plonker! But as I brought a colour into it by accident ... what do you think of the following article?

 

http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=65249

 

Hidden deep within the Take That forum to make you visit there again!

 

Norma

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I was conned ito visiting the TT forum! :o

 

Ha Ha! It worked then! Right - lets see if an Arctic Monkey fan falls for it too!

 

Norma

 

Ha Ha! It worked then! Right - lets see if an Arctic Monkey fan falls for it too!

 

Norma

Bad Snockers! :angry:

Bad Snockers! :angry:

 

All's fair in love and posting! I'm determined to see our forum go past 8,000 posts before Saturday night - and preferably with more than just two posters! :lol: You know who we are!

 

Norma

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