I am :wub: I'm finding songs I forgot I even had :o :love:

 

And you seem rather hip for a supposed 98 year old :P

 

What can I say.......Time has been really nice for me :wub:

 

And Robbie keeps me fit :yahoo:

 

I just gave my mother a lovely rendition of a little ditty I wrote. Here's the first verse if you want to sing along at home: -_-

 

Phones her up at 12 o clock

Uncle Arthur starts to knock

That's when the bedding starts to rock

Because my she's riding on his...

...foot

To figure out is not complex

After beer, it's what comes next

What they're doing? I suspect

They're both next door having....

...tea

 

Mrs Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.

Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big

Cock a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit

And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like

Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.

Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their

Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,

The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt

Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a

Contaminated water can really make you sick;

Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your

Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck

And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying f*ck!

 

:dance:

I just gave my mother a lovely rendition of a little ditty I wrote. Here's the first verse if you want to sing along at home: -_-

 

Phones her up at 12 o clock

Uncle Arthur starts to knock

That's when the bedding starts to rock

Because my she's riding on his...

...foot

To figure out is not complex

After beer, it's what comes next

What they're doing? I suspect

They're both next door having....

...tea

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I could give you a good Dutch one :cheer: :cheer:

 

If only it was allowed to speak another language than English over here :(

 

Don't you agree with that Pedantic Reindeer :P

 

Mrs Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.

Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big

Cock a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit

And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like

Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.

Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their

Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,

The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt

Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a

Contaminated water can really make you sick;

Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your

Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck

And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying f*ck!

 

:dance:

 

:lol: My mate had that on her phone... she had a habit of playing it REALLY loudly in public places :(

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I could give you a good Dutch one :cheer: :cheer:

 

If only it was allowed to speak another language than English over here :(

 

Don't you agree with that Pedantic Reindeer :P

 

There's more to it than that first verse :lol:

 

It even has a little tune to go with it! :dance:

 

I'm sure in umpteen months i'll be top of the UK charts with it and you'll all be thinking "Wow, i've heard that somewhere before" :lol: :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I could give you a good Dutch one :cheer: :cheer:

 

If only it was allowed to speak another language than English over here :(

 

Don't you agree with that Pedantic Reindeer :P

 

You are tempting me! :kink:

There's more to it than that first verse :lol:

 

It even has a little tune to go with it! :dance:

 

I'm sure in umpteen months i'll be top of the UK charts with it and you'll all be thinking "Wow, i've heard that somewhere before" :lol: :P

 

Yeah I'm sure I will remember it :lol:

 

 

You are tempting me! :kink:

 

Well i'm off now anyway so I don't have to deal with it if you decide to give it a go :rofl:

 

 

Hope you all have a great Christmas time :cheer:

 

Bye Bye :heart:

 

There's more to it than that first verse :lol:

 

It even has a little tune to go with it! :dance:

 

I'm sure in umpteen months i'll be top of the UK charts with it and you'll all be thinking "Wow, i've heard that somewhere before" :lol: :P

 

That's what I thought when I composed my #1 smash hit modern classic musical of the future GarageBand loop-centered album 'Pyromanic', with such classics songs as 'Guns 4 Huns (You Barbaryan!)', 'Welcome To Haghdad', 'Raving With Medusa (I Love Your New Haircut!)', 'Whistle Out Of Town (I Did Not Have Violent Relations With That City)' and 'Molotov Cocktail On The Rocks', but alas, it wasn't to be :(

That's what I thought when I composed my #1 smash hit modern classic musical of the future GarageBand loop-centered album 'Pyromanic', with such classics songs as 'Guns 4 Huns (You Barbaryan!)', 'Welcome To Haghdad', 'Raving With Medusa (I Love Your New Haircut!)', 'Whistle Out Of Town (I Did Not Have Violent Relations With That City)' and 'Molotov Cocktail On The Rocks', but alas, it wasn't to be :(

 

:lol:

 

I'm not so sure about classics, but me and my mate have written a few songs for a laugh, like Uncle Arthur (the one I posted a clip of), I Used To Be A Man and Her Boyfriend Was A Chav.. all just daft songs that were written for no particular reason other than to have a laugh at :lol:

 

I don't do "serious" -_-

:lol:

 

I'm not so sure about classics, but me and my mate have written a few songs for a laugh, like Uncle Arthur (the one I posted a clip of), I Used To Be A Man and Her Boyfriend Was A Chav.. all just daft songs that were written for no particular reason other than to have a laugh at :lol:

 

I don't do "serious" -_-

 

:lol:

 

I had my own band and label and everythng, but could I be f*cked to find a CD printer and to copy the songs to all those CDs? All we did was change the notes of the GarageBand loops and sing over them :kink:

 

But it was fun and that's what mattered B)

 

Plus, a teacher told me the lyrics to 'Raving With Medusa (I Love Your New Haircut!)' were very witty, so I was a happy bunny for half an hour :kink:

:lol: well done! The most praise I ever got from a teacher was "very good" <_<

 

I love listening to crimbo music on the eve of the mass of christ ^_^

The chart is on, come and chat in the chart thread, as its a bit quiet :(

aww... but im listening to some festive music :cry:

aww... but im listening to some festive music :cry:

:lol: :P

I have to go to the clarty Christmas party now... :cry:

 

Be back hopefully in time for the top ten ^_^

Hope so :P

Merry Christmas everyone, have a great time! :D

 

I've said it in the Mods Lounge, in the Lounge and now in here - that should be everyone covered! ^_^ Ooh no, the Robbie forum :o

Merry Christmas everyone, have a great time! :D

 

I've said it in the Mods Lounge, in the Lounge and now in here - that should be everyone covered! ^_^ Ooh no, the Robbie forum :o

Although i ahve already said it a fair few times, Happy Christmas Andre x

Happy Christmas to you all and your families and thanks for ANOTHER top 3 finish! Fantastic news... best gift a mod can ask for at Christmas :cry: :lol:

Happy Christmas to you all and your families and thanks for ANOTHER top 3 finish! Fantastic news... best gift a mod can ask for at Christmas :cry: :lol:

I'm off really soon, so Merry Christmas, Michael, heres to a great 2007 on this forum :wub: