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You're like the local chav innit.

No that's my brother. Actually there aren't many chavs within a 10 mile radius of me, or maybe that's because there aren't many people at all within a 10 mile radius of me, or maybe everyone's just scared of me :(

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You see, the thing about chavs is that they never realise that they are one. You're a snobby chav I think. :)
You see, the thing about chavs is that they never realise that they are one. You're a snobby chav I think. :)

Aaron, are you a chav?

 

I'm not a snob :mellow:. Our family are well poor. And our house is a $h!thole, it's quite depressing :cry:. There's nothing in my room, it's drab and depressing. Half the rooms no-one uses. The plaster is peeling off because it's made of horse hair. The walls are scabby and made of different colours on the same side of the same room and just merge together in one yucky mess. Parts of the house are a pit, some things remain untouched for months. My stepmum (sorta) never cleans my room, i have to clean it myself but my cat crapped in it and i can't remove the stain of it properly :snif:. We never use the heating because we can't afford it. It got down to 4C in my bedroom one or two nights. The piano is out of tune and falling to pieces, i used to play that for hours at a time when i was younger :cry: . The house stinks, literally. I try to do my bit but no-one cares. Seriously, i'm not attention seeking or anything.

 

Lol i never meant to say this, but i'll post it anyway :(

Aaron, are you a chav?

 

I'm not a snob :mellow:. Our family are well poor. And our house is a $h!thole, it's quite depressing :cry:. There's nothing in my room, it's drab and depressing. Half the rooms no-one uses. The plaster is peeling off because it's made of horse hair. The walls are scabby and made of different colours on the same side of the same room and just merge together in one yucky mess. Parts of the house are a pit, some things remain untouched for months. My stepmum (sorta) never cleans my room, i have to clean it myself but my cat crapped in it and i can't remove the stain of it properly :snif:. We never use the heating because we can't afford it. It got down to 4C in my bedroom one or two nights. The piano is out of tune and falling to pieces, i used to play that for hours at a time when i was younger :cry: . The house stinks, literally. I try to do my bit but no-one cares. Seriously, i'm not attention seeking or anything.

 

Lol i never meant to say this, but i'll post it anyway :(

No. I'm normal.

 

AWWW. Your piano is broken?! That's totally not a snobby thing to own, neither is living in the middle of nowhere. :)

 

The rest sounds $h!tty though. :(

No. I'm normal.

 

AWWW. Your piano is broken?! That's totally not a snobby thing to own, neither is living in the middle of nowhere. :)

 

The rest sounds $h!tty though. :(

You see, the thing about chavs is that they never realise that they are one

 

Harve 1 - Aaron 1 :)

 

Living in the middle of nowhere just means that no-one wants to live near you because you live in what most people consider to be a $h!thole, even the tourists avoid the villages around us and i live in the Peak District lmfao. It's a crappy piano, and it's an upright piano, not a grand piano. I live on a farm, not a gated community.

Harve 1 - Aaron 1 :)

 

Living in the middle of nowhere just means that no-one wants to live near you because you live in what most people consider to be a $h!thole, even the tourists avoid the villages around us and i live in the Peak District lmfao. It's a crappy piano, and it's an upright piano, not a grand piano. I live on a farm, not a gated community.

I should have expected that. I'm not one though. -_-

 

Or maybe it means you live in the middle of an expensive house in the country, away from the peasants. Aren't all pianos really expensive? o:

I should have expected that. I'm not one though. -_-

 

Or maybe it means you live in the middle of an expensive house in the country, away from the peasants. Aren't all pianos really expensive? o:

I dunno because it's ancient and my granny had it before she got multisystematrophy. And before i were born. Los Campesinos! translates as The Peasants in spanish btw. Just had to get that in there. We don't own our house, we rent it. Some nasty southerner owns our entire village :cry:. Well my mum's house.

I dunno because it's ancient and my granny had it before she got multisystematrophy. And before i were born. Los Campesinos! translates as The Peasants in spanish btw. Just had to get that in there. We don't own our house, we rent it. Some nasty southerner owns our entire village :cry:. Well my mum's house.

Aww, it must be valuable, I'll make sure I nick it. Leaver sourtherners out of this. :arrr:

 

and LC!

 

LOL, Harve is suicidal.

That's not helpful, he needs our support.

^ Agreed. Crappy endless suburbia -_-

 

Aww, it must be valuable, I'll make sure I nick it. Leaver sourtherners out of this. :arrr:

 

and LC!

That's not helpful, he needs our support.

You've probably seen him if you watch countryfile :smoke: Why the hell have they changed it to 7pm. It was part of our Sunday mornings :cry:

DEATH TO THE SOUTHERNERS!

BOO! :angry: I find that the Southerners are way outnumbered on here. -_-

 

^ Agreed. Crappy endless suburbia -_-

You've probably seen him if you watch countryfile :smoke: Why the hell have they changed it to 7pm. It was part of our Sunday mornings :cry:

It ain't exactly Desperate Housewives though. :s

 

Nope, never seen it tbh.

 

http://www.kevchino.com/graffix/interviews/loscamp_interview.jpg

 

What a motley crew eh? I suppose the girl on the end looks nice.

BOO! :angry: I find that the Southerners are way outnumbered on here. -_-

It ain't exactly Desperate Housewives though. :s

 

Nope, never seen it tbh.

 

http://www.kevchino.com/graffix/interviews/loscamp_interview.jpg

 

What a motley crew eh? I suppose the girl on the end looks nice.

They're just trying to look amateur :smoke:. They are a bit insane. I listened to a 40 minute podcasts and they were like hyper 9year olds, in a good way.

 

Southerners aren't outnumbered at all tbh. Depends what you class as southern. I'm about as far north you can go still being in the midlands.

They're just trying to look amateur :smoke:. They are a bit insane. I listened to a 40 minute podcasts and they were like hyper 9year olds, in a good way.

 

Southerners aren't outnumbered at all tbh. Depends what you class as southern. I'm about as far north you can go still being in the midlands.

Well they've got it down to an art. (that's gotta be from a song lyric?!) Listening to podcasts is a bit far Harve, I don't think I'd listen to a Bev one even. only cos she'd talk about tea, the gym, F1 and footie

 

I don't know of too many on Buzzjack. Me, Chris, Jester, thisispop, Jonie and Mikal in his current location. I guess I don't know where too many are from though.

 

On the subject of Los Campesinos!

They sang happy birthday to Aled

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D57ZwuEaGUY

 

See, aren't they nice?

I believe that's to someone called Alyn. Gosh Harve, learn your Welsh.

I don't know of too many on Buzzjack. Me, Chris, Jester, thisispop, Jonie and Mikal in his current location. I guess I don't know where too many are from though.

I believe that's to someone called Alyn. Gosh Harve, learn your Welsh.

Yeah but all Ellen and Leks were doing was talking about what they did on tour :P

 

Yeah but how many northerners can you mention? Actually i'm a closet southerner.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...dDerbyshire.svg

^ Let me post the damn pic

 

Apparantly Crewe is in the north :S. I'm further north than Liverpool and as far north as Sheffield BUT I'M STILL SOUTHERN :angry:

 

I just use my accent to hide it :kink:

 

Alyn = Aled almost. I don't actually know who Alyn is, i've not been obsessed enough to research... yet.

Yeah but how many northerners can you mention? Actually i'm a closet southerner.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...dDerbyshire.svg

^ Let me post the damn pic

 

Apparantly Crewe is in the north :S. I'm further north than Liverpool and as far north as Sheffield BUT I'M STILL SOUTHERN :angry:

 

I just use my accent to hide it :kink:

 

Alyn = Aled almost. I don't actually know who Alyn is, i've not been obsessed enough to research... yet.

Umm...probably more than I can from the south. Your county looks more north at least.

 

I expect Alyn was someone in the crowd, it's another Welsh name innit.

 

Umm...probably more than I can from the south. Your county looks more north at least.

 

I expect Alyn was someone in the crowd, it's another Welsh name innit.

Not all of Derbyshire is northern. Went to Derby today twas suburbic and claustrophobic. Not good NO

Ooh get you! Nothing wrong with suburbia, can't stand being claustrophobic or crowded though.
Ooh get you! Nothing wrong with suburbia, can't stand being claustrophobic or crowded though.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/1538258049_620e2b4e9e.jpg

:cry:

TOO MANY PEOPLE

 

Suburbs are just plain and boring and uniform and routine and too spirally and too 'flowy'

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