For crying out loud do we need to bring the dead back up, as a Michael Jackson Thriller track.

And the possible cast! :lol:

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/tvandrad...e-goody-musical

 

And if anyone thinks my laughing smiley is inappropriate ... I don't!

 

Norma

 

:rofl:

 

That piece is hilarious especially the casting; although I think Marc Warren would be the best fit for Jeff Brazier's part.

 

But my favourite parts of this piece is:

 

No songs have been written for the musical yet, but I'm looking already forward to the showstopping Jade Goody-Shilpa Shetty race-hate duet, Shilpa Poppadom. Not to mention the reprise at the the end of act two when Jade, Danielle Lloyd and Jo O'Meara will gather around Shilpa (reclining on a chaise in a sari and looking snooty), clutch their lapels and bawl: "You're nuffin, you eat curry with your fingers / You're nuffin, Bollywood's full of mingers / Shilpa f***awallah, Shilpa f***awallah – who the hell are ya?"

 

Whilst if you are going to cast Gwyneth Paltrow at Kate Lawler then surely you should cast Samantha Morton or Hilary Swank as Jade Goody.

 

Its doomed to failure, Susan Boyle will take the place of Jade as the "OK Magazine" generations Princess and her sad genuinely life will become a page in reality TVs history. While Ms Boyle becomes the dream for the sad sub class of non achievement who cling to the hope that one day it could happen to them.