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The tiny, densely populated island of Utopia is classed as 'below average' in most sports, however they excel at swimming, particularly long distance, as people often swim 10s of miles of ocean to the mainland continents!
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Xanaga are one of the best at swimming. We have our star swimmer - Leon Roberts - who won 10 gold medals at the last contest. (Mainly for Back stroke and freestyle). But we are crap at most other things. (Although we do have a young female Trampolnist who you should watch out for.. )!

 

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LOL I love how EVERYONE is the best at swimming. Y'ALL CAN'T BEAT TA'LISA'S WORLD RECORD OF 6 GOLDS :smoke:
LOL I love how EVERYONE is the best at swimming. Y'ALL CAN'T BEAT TA'LISA'S WORLD RECORD OF 6 GOLDS :smoke:

I said it first, check yourself. :smoke: You can believe me, Nick

LOL I love how EVERYONE is the best at swimming. Y'ALL CAN'T BEAT TA'LISA'S WORLD RECORD OF 6 GOLDS :smoke:

 

Leon Roberts won 10 gold medals in the last contest.

 

Thank you and goodnight. :smoke:

I said it first, check yourself. :smoke: You can believe me, Nick

Kopečka will be expecting big things in swimming and field events, with star participants as follows: Ta'Lisa Shardone Quahvique aims to top her record of 6 golds in women's swimming from the first Olympiad; Jomke Kresse will be going for another gold in men's freestyle and butterfly; Eyrik Cermolven is seeking to break the Olympic record for men's shotput after a gold in 2005; Malvilke Nayroussen hopes to take the women's gold for diving, and Quismen Kalvilmek will be defending the men's record for the javelin. Outside of the field and swimming events, Hadisse Jolasevic will be trying to top her 2005 silver in the 200m women's race; Dr. Erno Erno Ernovic will be going for men's judo gold, and the Kopeček archery and football teams will all have high hopes for 2009 after their youthful silver successes in Kopečka four years ago. Whether Kopečka can top their winning total of 31 golds, 22 silvers and 21 bronzes is another matter though ;o

Read it. AND WEEP.

Leon Roberts won 10 gold medals in the last contest.

 

Thank you and goodnight. :smoke:

Is it even POSSIBLE to win 10 golds? :lol:

Read it. AND WEEP.

I was not available at that moment. So it doesn't seem fair... :( *weeps anyway*

Basically I think in the last Olympics there were about 3 times as many Gold medals won as there were available to win.... And has anyone mentioned the long distance swim? :smoke:
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Basically I think in the last Olympics there were about 3 times as many Gold medals won as there were available to win.... And has anyone mentioned the long distance swim? :smoke:

 

It can be done :kink:

 

The last olympics was unofficial and nobody really knows who won :kink: This is the first real indicator of who's the best.

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How can everyone say "We have won so much gold" when there have been no sports contest? :drama:

 

Tinnmark have a bronze in shooting :smoke:

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OMG :kink:

 

We should hire someone to film the "Buzzjack Olympics" :lol:

tbf Stevina rule at all track and field events. :lol:
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SYNCHRONISED TRAMPOLINING


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Welcome to the stunning Indoor Gymnastics arena for the third and fourth medals of the BJO Games. Today we present the medals for the Synchronised and individual trampoline events. BaNG start hot favourites after securing the last world championships, but the home crowd will hope their team, who broke into the top 10 in the world last month will be able to scrape into the top 8 and secure a medal after a dissapointing opening day. Numayania and Elёdan will be hoping for a big step up from their teams as they look to defend their lead and Kopečka will be hoping to re-assert their autority. Ashton had a medal-less first day and will be hoping to rectify that here today. The 31 teams have been split into four groups and two from each will qualify to the top 8, or the final round.

TRAMPOLINING PRELIMINARY

Section 1
Ashton
Liechenstaan
Dalisska
Stevinia
Tinnmark
Xyland
Angelicland
Elёdan

Section 2

Herzebania
FSR Rontvia
Palmyra
Sangria
New Rivermaya
Skall

Numayania
Hendinia

Section 3

Utopia
Botanikka
People's Republic of Jester
Lievant
Mdiče
Juranabaijan

FNT Nickodonia
Xanaga

Section 4

Lorikeet
Nonsuch
Kopečka
Kingdom of Shadow
Torchwood
Quotosibb
BaNG


No big surprises there, but another heartbreak for the hosts as their team narrowly miss out on a place in the top 8. BaNG are still looking strong though and now we move onto the final!

SYNCHRONISED TRAMPOLINING FINAL

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Well there you go, BaNG score their first gold of the games :w00t:, with Ashton and Juranabaijan miles back in 2nd and 3rd. Can BaNG repeat their success in the individual event? Only time will tell!

Gold: BaNG
Silver: Ashton
Bronze: Juranabaijan

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Indeedly, we were in the strong section :smoke:
And what does it tell that No.1 has 58/60 and No.8 has 47/60 points? ... How many points would the losers of the sections get then? :lol:

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