Qween

Was very much feeling myself coming DEAD LAST. Clearly doomed the moment Bre didn’t hate it. Quite pleased that’s the one “achievement” I’ve yet to add to my trophy cabinet. Thanks to the precious few who liked it as much as I did.

I was having the same issue earlier, but got my votes in. A much better final than I feared given the semi.

Thank CHRIST for that

Genuinely BAFFLED at Switzerland getting 0

Austria only need 100 points to stop WW3

So glad Sweden didn’t win

19th again but far more points at least

Cancel Eurovision - Erika deserved 3 times that

VILE

San Marino surely last?

Erika clearly too good for the juries

Qween Hera winning the “best spokesperson” award

This does feel like the televote is going to be the decider, which is quite fun

Where the f*** did that 12 from Italy come from?!?

Victory - 6 points