Houdini

The Tottenham players did their annual end of season lap of honour after their home match on Saturday even though they have one more home match to play. They've mentally checked out for the season, can't see them getting anything tomorrow against Manchester City.

I care about Man United as a whole, every level and gender.

Why wouldn't I care about the women's team?

Final Day Fixtures (All kick of times are 16:00 BST) Sunday 19th May Arsenal Vs Everton Brentford Vs Newcastle United Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester United Burnley Vs Nottingham Forest Chelsea Vs AFC Bournemouth Crystal Palace Vs Aston Villa Liverpool Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers Luton Town Vs Fulham Manchester City Vs West Ham United Sheffield United Vs Tottenham Hotspur

At least the Premier League season will be finished next week, can't say that I will miss it to be honest. On the other hand our women's team are doing a great job on the positive side of things!

Standings at the end of Gameweek 35-36 Main league 1. Dobbo - Mounting a Challenge 2,357 pts 2. Houdini - Party Tricks FC 2,028 pts 3. Herbs - Herbilore 1,874 pts 4. PeteFromLeeds - Not Caspian Terns 1,850 pts 5. Brett-Butler - Veni Vidi Mitrovici 1,783 pts 6. Mack - Mackington United 1,768 pts 7. awardinary - Mount Evraest 1,764 pts 8. Sarah - MarshoUnited 1,761 pts Head to head league 1. Dobbo - Mounting a Challenge 90 pts (30 wins, 0 draws, 6 losses) 2. AVERAGE 63 pts (21 wins, 0 draws, 15 losses) 3. Herbs - Herbilore 61 pts (20 wins, 1 draw, 15 losses) 4. Houdini - Party Tricks FC 54 pts (18 wins, 0 draws, 18 losses) 5. Mack - Mackington United 43 pts (14 wins, 1 draw, 21 losses) 6. PeteFromLeeds - Not Caspian Terns 42 pts (14 wins, 0 draws, 22 losses) 7. Sarah - MarshoUnited 42 pts (14 wins, 0 draws, 22 losses) 8. awardinary - Mount Evraest 36 pts (12 wins, 0 draws, 24 losses) Gameweek 35 results: AVERAGE 52-61 MarshoUnited, Not Caspian Terns 25-88 Mounting a Challenge, Party Tricks FC 55-60 Mackington United, Herbilore 30-64 Mount Evraest Gameweek 36 results: MarshoUnited 90-84 Mackington United, Mounting a Challenge 102-34 Mount Evraest, AVERAGE 71-88 Herbilore, Not Caspian Terns 35-97 Party Tricks FC Gameweek 37 fixtures: MarshoUnited Vs Mount Evraest, Mackington United Vs Herbilore, Mounting a Challenge Vs Party Tricks FC, AVERAGE Vs Not Caspian Terns

Saturday 11th May Fulham 0-4 Manchester City (12:30) West Ham United 2-0 Luton Town Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1 Crystal Palace Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Burnley Newcastle United 1-0 Brighton & Hove Albion Everton 3-1 Sheffield United AFC Bournemouth 1-0 Brentford Nottingham Forest 1-1 Chelsea (17:30) Sunday 12th May Manchester United 0-2 Arsenal (16:30) Monday 13th May Aston Villa 1-2 Liverpool (20:00) Tuesday 14th May Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Manchester City (20:00) Wednesday 15th May Brighton & Hove Albion 2-1 Chelsea (19:45) Manchester United 1-1 Newcastle United (20:00)

This Week's Results: 1st Sarah, LewisGT 20 pts 3rd Rooney 19 pts 4th Dobbo, King Rollo 17 pts 6th Houdini, PeteFromLeeds 15 pts 8th Flatcap, Suedehead2 12 pts 10th Steve201, Mack 10 pts Standings: 1st King Rollo 476 pts 2nd LewisGT 473 pts 3rd Houdini 468 pts 4th Dobbo 463 pts 5th Sarah 452 pts 6th Steve201 443 pts 7th Rooney 442 pts 8th Suedehead2 429 pts 9th Flatcap 421 pts 10th Mack 416 pts 11th awardinary 222 pts 12th PeteFromLeeds 188 pts 13th DJHazey 159 pts Well done to Sarah & LewisGT on winning this week. Thank you to everyone who took part this week.

Bayer Leverkusen's incredible season long unbeaten run continues after coming back from 2-0 down to get a 97th minute equaliser against Roma in the Europa League semi final 2nd leg. They are unbeaten for a European record 49 consecutive games.

100 goals conceded now for Sheffield United which is the joint most of all time in a Premier League season with Swindon Town from the 1993/94 season when they played 42 games instead of 38. Sheffield United will no doubt have the outright record by the time this season ends. It's looking very likely now that all 3 promoted teams will go straight back down into the Championship.

Semi-Final Part 2: Tuesday 7th May: PSG 1-0 Borussia Dortmund Wednesday 8th May: Real Madrid 2-1 Bayern Munich

Alpine: Gasly vs Ocon [Q, R] Aston Martin: Alonso [Q, R] vs Stroll Ferrari: Leclerc [Q, R] v Sainz Jr Haas: Magnussen vs Hulkenberg [Q, R] Kick Sauber: Zhou vs Bottas [Q, R] McLaren: Norris [Q, R] vs Piastri Mercedes: Hamilton [Q, R]vs Russell RB: Ricciardo [Q, R]vs Tsuonda Red Bull: Verstappen [Q, R]vs Perez Williams: Sargeant vs Albon [Q, R] Pole Position: Max Verstappen Winner: Max Verstappen Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen

Thursday 2nd May Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur (19:30) Friday 3rd May Luton Town 1-0 Everton (20:00) Saturday 4th May Arsenal 3-1 AFC Bournemouth (12:30) Brentford 1-0 Fulham Burnley 0-2 Newcastle United Sheffield United 1-2 Nottingham Forest Manchester City 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers (17:30) Sunday 5th May Brighton & Hove Albion 1-1 Aston Villa (14:00) Chelsea 2-1 West Ham United (14:00) Liverpool 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur (16:30) Monday 6th May Crystal Palace 1-1 Manchester United (20:00)

Quite a rise for me over the years!

Wednesday 1st May: Borussia Dortmund 0-2 PSG

^ Also posting the penultimate round of fixtures now because I would be delayed in posting the fixtures/results after the round beginning on 2nd May ends, so posting those fixtures in advance here.

Fixtures (All kick of times are 15:00 BST unless stated otherwise) Saturday 11th May Fulham Vs Manchester City (12:30) West Ham United Vs Luton Town Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Crystal Palace Tottenham Hotspur Vs Burnley Newcastle United Vs Brighton & Hove Albion Everton Vs Sheffield United AFC Bournemouth Vs Brentford Nottingham Forest Vs Chelsea (17:30) Sunday 12th May Manchester United Vs Arsenal (16:30) Monday 13th May Aston Villa Vs Liverpool (20:00) Tuesday 14th May Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (20:00) Wednesday 15th May Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Chelsea (19:45) Manchester United Vs Newcastle United (20:00)

Fixtures (All kick of times are 15:00 BST unless stated otherwise) Thursday 2nd May Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (19:30) Friday 3rd May Luton Town Vs Everton (20:00) Saturday 4th May Arsenal Vs AFC Bournemouth (12:30) Brentford Vs Fulham Burnley Vs Newcastle United Sheffield United Vs Nottingham Forest Manchester City Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (17:30) Sunday 5th May Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Aston Villa (14:00) Chelsea Vs West Ham United (14:00) Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (16:30) Monday 6th May Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (20:00)

This Week's Results: 1st Dobbo, Mack 23 pts 3rd Steve201 21 pts 4th Sarah 19 pts 5th Rooney, Flatcap, King Rollo 13 pts 8th Houdini 10 pts 9th Suedehead2 8 pts 10th LewisGT 4 pts Standings: 1st King Rollo 459 pts = 2nd LewisGT, Houdini 453 pts 4th Dobbo 446 pts 5th Steve201 433 pts 6th Sarah 432 pts 7th Rooney 423 pts 8th Suedehead2 417 pts 9th Flatcap 409 pts 10th Mack 406 pts 11th awardinary 222 pts 12th PeteFromLeeds 173 pts 13th DJHazey 159 pts Well done to Dobbo & Mack on winning this week. Thank you to everyone who took part this week.

Standings at the end of Gameweek 34 Main league 1. Dobbo - Mounting a Challenge 2,167 pts 2. Houdini - Party Tricks FC 1,876 pts 3. PeteFromLeeds - Not Caspian Terns 1,790 pts 4. Herbs - Herbilore 1,756 pts 5. Brett-Butler - Veni Vidi Mitrovici 1,667 pts 6. awardinary - Mount Evraest 1,666 pts 7. Mack - Mackington United 1,624 pts 8. Sarah - MarshoUnited 1,610 pts Head to head league 1. Dobbo - Mounting a Challenge 84 pts (28 wins, 0 draws, 6 losses) 2. AVERAGE 63 pts (21 wins, 0 draws, 13 losses) 3. Herbs - Herbilore 58 pts (19 wins, 1 draw, 14 losses) 4. Houdini - Party Tricks FC 51 pts (17 wins, 0 draws, 17 losses) 5. PeteFromLeeds - Not Caspian Terns 42 pts (14 wins, 0 draws, 20 losses) 6. Mack - Mackington United 40 pts (13 wins, 1 draw, 20 losses) 7. Sarah - MarshoUnited 36 pts (12 wins, 0 draws, 22 losses) 8. awardinary - Mount Evraest 33 pts (11 wins, 0 draws, 23 losses) Gameweek 34 results: MarshoUnited 47-98 Mounting a Challenge, AVERAGE 76-79 Mackington United, Not Caspian Terns 125-38 Mount Evraest, Party Tricks FC 106-94 Herbilore Gameweek 35 fixtures: AVERAGE Vs MarshoUnited, Not Caspian Terns Vs Mounting a Challenge, Party Tricks FC Vs Mackington United, Herbilore Vs Mount Evraest

Saturday 27th April West Ham United 1-1 Liverpool (12:30) Fulham 2-0 Crystal Palace Manchester United 3-1 Burnley Newcastle United 4-0 Sheffield United Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-0 Luton Town Everton 2-0 Brentford (17:30) Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea (20:00) Sunday 28th April AFC Bournemouth 1-1 Brighton & Hove Albion (14:00) Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Arsenal (14:00) Nottingham Forest 0-3 Manchester City (16:30)

This Week's Results: 1st PeteFromLeeds, King Rollo 19 pts 3rd Suedehead2, Steve201 18 pts 5th Houdini 17 pts 6th Dobbo 14 pts 7th Rooney, Mack 12 pts 9th Sarah 11 pts 10th LewisGT 10 pts 11th Flatcap 8 pts Standings: 1st LewisGT 449 pts 2nd King Rollo 446 pts 3rd Houdini 443 pts 4th Dobbo 423 pts 5th Sarah 413 pts 6th Steve201 412 pts 7th Rooney 410 pts 8th Suedehead2 409 pts 9th Flatcap 396 pts 10th Mack 383 pts 11th awardinary 222 pts 12th PeteFromLeeds 173 pts 13th DJHazey 159 pts Well done to PeteFromLeeds & King Rollo on winning this week. Thank you to everyone who took part this week.

My plan was for Tottenham Vs Chelsea to be the first match of the next round because of the gap between this weekend's fixtures and Thursday some days later. Also because of how close it will be to Luton Vs Everton next Friday. For those that have made early predictions for Chelsea Vs Tottenham I'll keep them in mind when the following round starts.

Also if they lose their next match they will be officially relegated. I think there's a good chance that they will end up with more than 100 goals conceded, 99.9% that it will definitely happen if they lose one of their remaining matches 5-0. It wouldn't be hard for them to conceded a further 3 or 4 goals in the other games that they will have left.

Fixtures (All kick of times are 15:00 BST unless stated otherwise) Saturday 27th April West Ham United Vs Liverpool (12:30) Fulham Vs Crystal Palace Manchester United Vs Burnley Newcastle United Vs Sheffield United Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Luton Town Everton Vs Brentford (17:30) Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (20:00) Sunday 28th April AFC Bournemouth Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (14:00) Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (14:00) Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester City (16:30)