Houdini

Wonder how long it will take now for the narrative to switch away from Arsenal and onto Man City?

Alpine: Colapinto vs Gasly [Q,R] Aston Martin: Alonso [Q,R] Vs Stroll Ferrari: Leclerc [Q,R] vs Hamilton Haas: Ocon [R] vs Bearman [Q] McLaren: Norris [Q,R] vs Piastri Mercedes: Antonelli vs Russell [Q,R] Racing Bulls: Hadjar [Q,R] vs Lawson Red Bull: Verstappen [Q,R] vs Tsunoda Sauber: Bortoleto vs Hulkenberg [Q,R] Williams: Albon [Q] vs Sainz Jr [R] Pole Position: Norris Winner: Norris Fastest Lap: Norris

Saturday 8th November Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Manchester United (12:30) Everton 2-1 Fulham West Ham United 1-0 Burnley Sunderland 1-2 Arsenal (17:30) Chelsea 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers (20:00) Sunday 9th November Aston Villa 1-1 AFC Bournemouth (14:00) Brentford 1-1 Newcastle United (14:00) Crystal Palace 2-2 Brighton & Hove Albion (14:00) Nottingham Forest 1-0 Leeds United (14:00) Manchester City 2-0 Liverpool (16:30)

Ruben Amorim wins the Premier League manager of the month award for October. Who would have predicted he'd win one of those this season haha? Bryan Mbeumo also won the player of the month.

Also a great goal from Van de Ven scored after running from near Tottenham's penalty area right up to the other end of the pitch. A good week for special Champions League goals!

Standings at the end of Gameweek 10: Main league 1. Brett Buttler - A Cunha Matatta 608 pts 2. Mack - Mackington United 574 pts 3. Sarah - MarshoFC 570 pts 4. Liam Sota - 23 (Twenty Three) 561 pts 5. Viper* - Pain In Diaz 558 pts 6. Houdini - New Dog. New Tricks 552 pts 7. Dobbo - Cunha Believe It? 526 pts 8. awardinary - Ha'Cunha Mateta 487 pts 9. Herbs - Herbilore 425 pts Head to head league 1. Sarah - MarshoFC 24 pts (8 wins, 0 draws, 2 losses) 2. Mack - Mackington United FC 21 pts (7 wins, 0 draws, 3 losses) 3. Liam Sota - 23 (Twenty Three) 21 pts (7 wins, 0 draws, 3 losses) 4. Houdini - New Dog. New Tricks 18 pts (6 wins, 0 draws, 4 losses) 5. Dobbo - Cunha Believe It? 12 pts (4 wins, 0 draws, 6 losses) 6. awardinary - Ha'Cunha Mateta 12 pts (4 wins, 0 draws, 6 losses) 7. AVERAGE 9 pts (3 wins 0 draws, 7 losses) 8. Herbs - Herbilore 3 pts (1 win, 0 draws, 9 losses) Gameweek 10 results: Cunha Believe It? 72-74 (Twenty Three), Herbilore 45-60 New Dog. New Tricks, MarshoFC 72-65 AVERAGE, Mackington United 73-62 Ha'Cunha Mateta Gameweek 11 fixtures: (Twenty Three) Vs Mackington United, Ha'Cunha Mateta Vs MarshoFC, AVERAGE Vs Herbilore New Dog. New Tricks Vs Cunha Believe It?

This Week's Results: 1st DJHazey, Rooney, Dobbo 22 pts 4th Steve201 18 pts 5th Suedehead2 17 pts 6th Sarah 16 pts 7th King Rollo 15 pts 8th LewisGT 12 pts 9th Flatcap 11 pts 10th LiamSime, Mack 10 pts 12th Houdini, awardinary, Viper* 8 pts Standings: 1st Rooney 135 pts 2nd Dobbo 131 pts = 3rd King Rollo, Houdini 129 pts 5th Sarah 119 pts 6th awardinary 115 pts 7th Suedehead2 112 pts = 8th Mack, LiamSime 111 pts 10th Steve201 110 pts = 11th Flatcap, LewisGT 102 pts 13th DJHazey 101 pts 14th Viper* 76 pts 15th Liam Sota 33 pts Fixtures (All kick of times are 15:00 GMT unless stated otherwise) Saturday 8th November Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (12:30) Everton Vs Fulham West Ham United Vs Burnley Sunderland Vs Arsenal (17:30) Chelsea Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (20:00) Sunday 9th November Aston Villa Vs AFC Bournemouth (14:00) Brentford Vs Newcastle United (14:00) Crystal Palace Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (14:00) Nottingham Forest Vs Leeds United (14:00) Manchester City Vs Liverpool (16:30) Well done to DJHazey, Rooney & Dobbo on winning this week. Thank you to everyone who took part this week.

You never know that could backfire on you! 😂

Yep that's right! I added up the scores yesterday, 4 points ahead of Steve201 so only a 2-1 win for Sunderland against Everton can prevent you from winning a 2nd round in a row!

Saturday 1st November Brighton & Hove Albion 2-0 Leeds United Burnley 0-3 Arsenal Crystal Palace 2-1 Brentford Fulham 1-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers Nottingham Forest 1-2 Manchester United Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Chelsea (17:30) Liverpool 1-1 Aston Villa (20:00) Sunday 2nd November West Ham United 0-2 Newcastle United (14:00) Manchester City 1-1 AFC Bournemouth (16:30) Monday 3rd November Sunderland 2-0 Everton (20:00)

Exactly! I mean here on Buzzjack you've got a thread called "Man United supporters thread" and it's got lots of anti Man United posts showing delight at our misfortunes which completely goes against the original concept of the thread! "Man United discussion thread" would be a more apt title I think personally.

Standings at the end of Gameweek 9: Main league 1. Brett Buttler - A Cunha Matatta 531 pts 2. Mack - Mackington United 501 pts 3. Sarah - MarshoFC 498 pts 4. Houdini - New Dog. New Tricks 492 pts 5. Viper* - Pain In Diaz 491 pts 6. Liam Sota - 23 (Twenty Three) 487 pts 7. Dobbo - Cunha Believe It? 454 pts 8. awardinary - Ha'Cunha Mateta 425 pts 9. Herbs - Herbilore 380 pts Head to head league 1. Sarah - MarshoFC 21 pts (7 wins, 0 draws, 2 losses) 2. Mack - Mackington United FC 18 pts (6 wins, 0 draws, 3 losses) 3. Liam Sota - 23 (Twenty Three) 18 pts (6 wins, 0 draws, 3 losses) 4. Houdini - New Dog. New Tricks 15 pts (5 wins, 0 draws, 4 losses) 5. Dobbo - Cunha Believe It? 12 pts (4 wins, 0 draws, 5 losses) 6. awardinary - Ha'Cunha Mateta 12 pts (4 wins, 0 draws, 5 losses) 7. AVERAGE 9 pts (3 wins 0 draws, 6 losses) 8. Herbs - Herbilore 3 pts (1 win, 0 draws, 8 losses) Gameweek 9 results: (Twenty Three) 48-37 MarshoFC, Mackington United 43-39 Herbilore, Ha'Cunha Mateta 47-38 Cunha Believe It?, AVERAGE 46-39 New Dog. New Tricks Gameweek 10 fixtures: Cunha Believe It? Vs (Twenty Three), Herbilore Vs New Dog. New Tricks, MarshoFC Vs AVERAGE, Mackington United Vs Ha'Cunha Mateta

Another L for Liverpool tonight!

The most outlandish thing I've heard is people saying that they might break Chelsea's defensive record of fewest goals conceded in a Premier League season which is 15 goals just because Arsenal have conceded 3 so far after nine games. If there's one thing that is definitely not going to happen it's that. There's no way that in the remaining 29 games they will concede no more than 11 goals!

This Week's Results: 1st DJHazey 18 pts 2nd awardinary, Flatcap, King Rollo 13 pts 5th LiamSime, Sarah, Suedehead2, Mack, Steve201 11 pts 10th Rooney 10 pts 11th Viper* 9 pts 12th Dobbo, Houdini 8 pts 14th LewisGT 2 pts Standings: 1st Houdini 121 pts 2nd King Rollo 114 pts 3rd Rooney 113 pts 4th Dobbo 109 pts 5th awardinary 107 pts 6th Sarah 103 pts = 7th Mack, LiamSime 101 pts 9th Suedehead2 95 pts 10th Steve201 92 pts 11th Flatcap 91 pts 12th LewisGT 90 pts 13th DJHazey 79 pts 14th Viper* 68 pts 15th Liam Sota 33 pts Fixtures (All kick of times are 15:00 GMT unless stated otherwise) Saturday 1st November Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Leeds United Burnley Vs Arsenal Crystal Palace Vs Brentford Fulham Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester United Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (17:30) Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (20:00) Sunday 2nd November West Ham United Vs Newcastle United (14:00) Manchester City Vs AFC Bournemouth (16:30) Monday 3rd November Sunderland Vs Everton (20:00) Well done to DJHazey on winning this week. Thank you to everyone who took part this week.

A lot of hyperbole flying around at the moment concerning Arsenal. Reading articles and listening to what people are saying you'd think they are 200 points clear at the top of the table with only one game left to play.

Alpine: Colapinto vs Gasly [Q,R] Aston Martin: Alonso [Q,R] vs Stroll Ferrari: Leclerc [Q] vs Hamilton [R] Haas: Ocon [Q,R] vs Bearman McLaren: Norris [Q,R] vs Piastri Mercedes: Antonelli vs Russell [Q,R] Racing Bulls: Hadjar [Q,R] vs Lawson Red Bull: Verstappen [Q,R] vs Tsunoda Sauber: Bortoleto [Q] vs Hulkenberg [R] Williams: Albon vs Sainz Jr [Q,R] Pole Position: Verstappen Winner: Verstappen Fastest Lap: Verstappen

Friday 24th October Leeds United 2-0 West Ham United (20:00) Saturday 25th October Chelsea 2-1 Sunderland Newcastle United 1-1 Fulham Manchester United 2-1 Brighton & Hove Albion (17:30) Brentford 1-3 Liverpool (20:00) Sunday 26th October AFC Bournemouth 1-0 Nottingham Forest (14:00) Arsenal 2-0 Crystal Palace (14:00) Aston Villa 1-2 Manchester City (14:00) Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1 Burnley (14:00) Everton 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur (16:30)

They've been docked 12 points and are now on -6 in the league table. 15 points adrift of climbing out of the relegation zone I think it's safe to say that Sheffield Wednesday will be playing League One football next season.

Standings at the end of Gameweek 8: Main league 1. Brett Buttler - A Cunha Matatta 484 pts 2. Sarah - MarshoFC 461 pts 3. Mack - Mackington United 458 pts 4. Houdini - New Dog. New Tricks 453 pts 5. Viper* - Pain In Diaz 449 pts 6. Liam Sota - 23 (Twenty Three) 439 pts 7. Dobbo - Cunha Believe It? 416 pts 8. awardinary - Ha'Cunha Mateta 378 pts 9. Herbs - Herbilore 341 pts Head to head league 1. Sarah - MarshoFC 21 pts (7 wins, 0 draws, 1 loss) 2. Mack - Mackington United FC 15 pts (5 wins, 0 draws, 3 losses) 3. Houdini - New Dog. New Tricks 15 pts (5 wins, 0 draws, 3 losses) 4. Liam Sota - 23 (Twenty Three) 15 pts (5 wins, 0 draws, 3 losses) 5. Dobbo - Cunha Believe It? 12 pts (4 wins, 0 draws, 4 losses) 6. awardinary - Ha'Cunha Mateta 9 pts (3 wins, 0 draws, 5 losses) 7. AVERAGE 6 pts (2 wins 0 draws, 6 losses) 8. Herbs - Herbilore 3 pts (1 win, 0 draws, 7 losses) Gameweek 8 results: New Dog. New Tricks 72-76 (Twenty Three), Cunha Believe It? 96-56 AVERAGE, Herbilore 31-62 Ha'Cunha Mateta MarshoFC 77-59 Mackington United Gameweek 9 fixtures: (Twenty Three) Vs MarshoFC, Mackington United Vs Herbilore, Ha'Cunha Mateta Vs Cunha Believe It?, AVERAGE Vs New Dog. New Tricks

This Week's Results: 1st Houdini 23 pts 2nd Mack, Steve201, Sarah 15 pts 5th Suedehead2 14 pts 6th DJHazey, Rooney, awardinary 13 pts 9th Flatcap 12 pts 10th King Rollo 11 pts 11th Dobbo, LewisGT 10 pts 13th LiamSime 8 pts Standings: 1st Houdini 113 pts 2nd Rooney 103 pts = 3rd King Rollo, Dobbo 101 pts 5th awardinary 94 pts 6th Sarah 92 pts = 7th Mack, LiamSime 90 pts 9th LewisGT 88 pts 10th Suedehead2 84 pts 11th Steve201 81 pts 12th Flatcap 78 pts 13th DJHazey 61 pts 14th Viper* 59 pts 15th Liam Sota 33 pts Well done to myself on winning this week. Thank you to everyone who took part this week.

Graham Potter has become the new manager of Sweden. I guess Sweden don't want to qualify for the World Cup! 🤷

Fixtures (All kick of times are 15:00 BST unless stated otherwise) Friday 24th October Leeds United Vs West Ham United (20:00) Saturday 25th October Chelsea Vs Sunderland Newcastle United Vs Fulham Manchester United Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (17:30) Brentford Vs Liverpool (20:00) Sunday 26th October AFC Bournemouth Vs Nottingham Forest (14:00) Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (14:00) Aston Villa Vs Manchester City (14:00) Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Burnley (14:00) Everton Vs Tottenham Hotspur (16:30)

Sunderland already look like they will be safe from relegation this season. A nice 9 point gap and more superior goal difference to the relegation zone. Their home form is great at the moment.

Ange ball in full effect! Season two doesn't get commissioned this time around.