Houdini

Standings at the end of Gameweek 2: Main league 1. Dobbo - Youri-lly Got Me 179 pts 2. Sarah - Marsho FC 146 pts 3. Mack - Mackington United 135 pts 4. Viper* - Pain In Diaz 132 pts 5. Houdini - Party Tricks FC 129 pts 6. DaTilt - Zephyra Maclnnes 123 pts 7. awardinary - Last Man Standing 116 pts 8. Brett-Butler - This Land is Halaand 110 pts 9. Herbs - Herbilore 95 pts Head to head league 1. Dobbo - Youri-lly Got Me 6 pts (2 wins, 0 draws, 0 losses) 2. Sarah - Marsho FC 6 pts (2 wins, 0 draws, 0 losses) 3. Mack - Mackington United 6 pts (2 wins, 0 draws, 0 losses) 4. Viper* - Pain In Diaz 3 pts (1 win, 0 draws, 1 loss) 5. Brett-Butler - This Land is Halaand 3 pts (1 win, 0 draws, 1 loss) 6. Houdini - Party Tricks FC 0 pts (0 wins, 0 draws, 2 losses) 7. awardinary - Last Man Standing 0 pts (0 wins, 0 draws, 2 losses) 8. Herbs - Herbilore 0 pts (0 wins, 0 draws, 2 losses) Gameweek 2 results: Youri-lly Got Me 106-84 Party Tricks FC, Marsho FC 89-74 Last Man Standing, Pain In Diaz 79085 Mackington United, Herbilore 52-64 This Land is Halaand Gameweek 3 fixtures: Mackington United Vs Youri-lly Got Me, Last Man Standing Vs This Land is Halaand, Party Tricks FC Vs Herbilore, Marsho FC Vs Pain In Diaz

This Week's Results: 1st Houdini 23 pts 2nd Flatcap 21 pts 3rd Dobbo 19 pts 4th Steve201, King Rollo, Mack 18 pts 7th LewisGT 15 pts 8th Rooney 12 pts 9th Viper* 10 pts 10th Sarah, Suedehead2, awardinary 8 pts Standings: = 1st Steve201, King Rollo, Houdini 34 pts = 4th Flatcap, Dobbo 31 pts 6th Mack 30 pts = 7th LewisGT, Rooney 25 pts = 9th Viper*, Sarah 23 pts 11th Suedehead2 18 pts 12th awardinary 14 pts Well done to myself on winning this week. Thank you to everyone who took part this week.

Some people used to call their old stadium "3 point lane" but it seems like their new stadium deserves a similar kind of name!

@Steve201 @King Rollo @Sarah @Viper* @Rooney @Dobbo @Mack. @LewisGT @Suedehead2 @Flatcap @awardinary The next set of fixtures are here!

Fixtures (All kick of times are 15:00 BST unless stated otherwise): Friday 4th September Ipswich Town Vs Liverpool (20:00) Saturday 5th September Newcastle United Vs AFC Bournemouth (12:30) Brentford Vs Sunderland Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Leeds United Fulham Vs Crystal Palace Manchester City Vs Coventry City Nottingham Forest Vs Tottenham Hotspur Hull City Vs Aston Villa (17:30) Sunday 6th September Everton Vs Manchester United (14:00) Arsenal Vs Chelsea (16:30)

I will be very shocked if this transfer goes through!

Maybe this can be the season when Tottenham finally go down? 🤷‍♂️

Friday 28th August Crystal Palace 0-2 Manchester City (20:00) Saturday 29th August Liverpool 2-1 Nottingham Forest (12:30) Bournemouth 1-1 Everton Coventry City 1-0 Hull City Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Newcastle United (17:30) Sunday 30th August Chelsea 3-2 Brighton & Hove Albion (14:00) Leeds United 1-1 Brentford (14:00) Sunderland 1-0 Fulham (14:00) Manchester United 2-0 Ipswich Town (16:30) Monday 31st August Aston Villa 1-3 Arsenal (20:00)

Tough draw for Aston Villa there in particular but I think all English teams should make it to the play off section at least. It will be the first time in the Champions League under the revamped format for Man Utd so it will feel strange to see how it unfolds.

It was probably an accident but @Envoirment you have a crying laughing emoji reaction to the above quoted post. Just as a heads up! R.I.P Dolly Parton

For the first time in years "AVERAGE" doesn't make an appearance in the head-to-head league

Standings at the end of Gameweek 1: Main league 1. Dobbo - Youri-lly Got Me 73 pts 2. Sarah - Marsho FC 57 pts 3. Viper* - Pain In Diaz 53 pts 4. Mack - Mackington United 50 pts 4. DaTilt - Zephyra Maclnnes 50 pts 6. Brett-Butler - This Land is Halaand 46 pts 7. Houdini - Party Tricks FC 45 pts 8. Herbs - Herbilore 43 pts 9. awardinary - Last Man Standing 42 pts Head to head league 1. Dobbo - Youri-lly Got Me 3 pts (1 win, 0 draws, 0 losses) 2. Sarah - Marsho FC 3 pts (1 win, 0 draws, 0 losses) 3. Viper* - Pain In Diaz 3 pts (1 win, 0 draws, 0 losses) 4. Mack - Mackington United 3 pts (1 win, 0 draws, 0 losses) 5. Brett-Butler - This Land is Halaand 0 pts (0 wins, 0 draws, 1 loss) 6. Houdini - Party Tricks FC 0 pts (0 wins, 0 draws, 1 loss) 7. Herbs - Herbilore 0 pts (0 wins, 0 draws, 1 loss) 8. awardinary - Last Man Standing 0 pts (0 wins, 0 draws, 1 loss) Gameweek 1 results: This Land is Halaand 46-73 Youri-lly Got Me, Mackington United 50-43 Herbilore, Last Man Standing 42-53 Pain In Diaz, Party Tricks FC 45-57 Marsho FC Gameweek 2 fixtures: Youri-lly Got Me Vs Party Tricks FC, Marsho FC Vs Last Man Standing, Pain In Diaz Vs Mackington United, Herbilore Vs This Land is Halaand

This Week's Results: 1st Steve201, King Rollo 16 pts 3rd Sarah 15 pts 4th Viper*, Rooney 13 pts 6th Dobbo, Mack 12 pts 8th Houdini 11 pts 9th LewisGT, Suedehead2, Flatcap 10 pts 12th awardinary 6 pts Standings: 1st Steve201, King Rollo 16 pts 3rd Sarah 15 pts 4th Viper*, Rooney 13 pts 6th Dobbo, Mack 12 pts 8th Houdini 11 pts 9th LewisGT, Suedehead2, Flatcap 10 pts 12th awardinary 6 pts Well done to Steve201 & King Rollo on winning this week. Thank you to everyone who took part this week.

@Viper* @Steve201 @LewisGT @Sarah @Rooney @Dobbo @Suedehead2 @King Rollo @Mack. @Flatcap @awardinary The next set of fixtures have been posted!

Fixtures (All kick of times are 15:00 BST unless stated otherwise): Friday 28th August Crystal Palace Vs Manchester City (20:00) Saturday 29th August Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (12:30) Bournemouth Vs Everton Coventry City Vs Hull City Tottenham Hotspur Vs Newcastle United (17:30) Sunday 30th August Chelsea Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (14:00) Leeds United Vs Brentford (14:00) Sunderland Vs Fulham (14:00) Manchester United Vs Ipswich Town (16:30) Monday 31st August Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (20:00)

There's not really any hype surrounding Man United this season, most people are predicting us to finish lower than we did last season. I didn't see the match but it's obviously not a good way to start the season but it's only game 1 and there's a long way to go.

Alpine: Gasly [Q,R] v Colapinto Aston Martin: Alonso [R] v Stroll [Q] Audi: Bortoleto v Hulkenberg [Q,R] Cadillac: Perez v Bottas [Q,R] Ferrari: Leclerc [Q,R] v Hamilton Haas: Ocon [R] v Bearman [Q] McLaren: Norris [Q,R] v Piastri Mercedes: Antonelli v Russell [Q,R] Racing Bulls: Tsunoda v Lindblad [Q,R] Red Bull: Verstappen [Q,R] v Lawson Williams: Albon [Q,R] v Sainz Jr Pole Position: Russell Winner: Russell Fastest Lap: Russell

3-0 win for Arsenal tonight against newly promoted Coventry to start off the season and now the annual scaremongering of whoever the defending champions are really starts to ramp up.

You're welcome! The codes were auto-generated when I created the leagues, so it would most likely be a different one in future. I've got no idea how these people managed to get these codes to join, unless if they browse Buzzjack as a guest? I think there will probably be more that will join the main league today or tomorrow but it should die down eventually and I'll remove them. Only the scores of the people mentioned here will count and if anyone wants to join the main league at some point this season they will be able to if they also declare their team here.

Another unknown person with a team name called "THE IMMORTALS" has joined the head-to-head. Think I'll just have to close that league to new entries now after removing this person, that's the one with more urgency as it could affect the standings as it's based on direct week to week competition. Unlike the main league which is based on the overall score during the season regardless of how other people are performing.

Their team name is "Comeback City" just to add to the comedy

Currently removing the unknown people from both leagues. I managed to remove all of them from the head-to-head league and now someone has just joined 😅 The Abraham Simpson door walking meme would be appropriate for that person lol.

Friday 21st August Arsenal 3-0 Coventry City (20:00) Saturday 22nd August Hull City 0-2 Manchester United (12:30) Everton 1-1 Crystal Palace Ipswich Town 0-1 Sunderland Nottingham Forest 1-1 Leeds United Brentford 3-1 Tottenham Hotspur (17:30) Sunday 23rd August Brighton & Hove Albion 2-2 Aston Villa (14:00) Manchester City 2-0 AFC Bournemouth (14:00) Newcastle United 1-3 Liverpool (16:30) Monday 24th August Fulham 1-2 Chelsea (20:00)

I'll give the unknown people until 5PM UK time on Friday to mention their team here or I'll remove them from the leagues. Based on information provided here and from previous seasons the official teams entered so far are: Houdini - Party Tricks FC Sarah - Marsho FC Viper* - Pain In Diaz Mack - Mackington United DaTilt - Zephyra Maclnnes Dobbo - Youri-lly Got Me Brett Butler - This Land Is Haaland Herbs - Herbilore awardinary - Last Man Standing

Tijjani Reijnders has also left Manchester City after just one season to join Saudi Arabian club Al-Qadsiah. Real blink and you'll miss stuff regarding him!