Silas

Rd'Á has voted unusually early i.e. before 10pm on the deadline day as opposed to panicking at 12:30am (CET)

Tell us how you really feel why don’t you

Absolutely horrifying what she went through

New release date of November 6th!

Thrilled to be second airline authorised for takeoff. The people don’t like to be kept waiting long when it’s a short haul flight just next door so we thank our dear neighbours for their consideration

Musk has left because he has run out of time as a special employee. No other reason. Lol on the Tariffs being struck off. It’s true tho that the power actually resides with congress. Division of powers and all that

The Áskorzjan votes were delivered earlier this evening by Qantash

Oh thank god coz we drove to Frankfurt this evening and I’ve not had time to sort everything 😅😅😅

Both literally finished second, a whole place closer to winning than Cash did

Agreed Iz. That letter feels so very „there’s nothing to see here“. No one has questioned if the result is correct but rather that it’s very easily to manipulate if you’re a bad intentioned state actor. And well, Israel aren’t exactly presenting themselves to the world in the best light currently. And lol at EY being dragged in their as proof of the votes being legit. EY have just finished service a 2 year ban on onboarding new audit clients in Germany because of their completely defective audit of Wirecard for failing to spot 2 BILLION EUROS missing from the company books. I’d no trust EY to boil a kettle

It’s giving Air Berlin - fittingly

The payment due is in Ashlar but other internationally trade currencies will be tolerated as payment method

Governa République d‘Áskorza gently reminds our Herbilorian friends that the prison island they are being held on for illegal entry into Áskorzjan airspace may only be left when the balance of outstanding fines and fees is fully paid

Bit like bolting the stadium after the horse has bolted and Israel has firebombed it but ok

It’s entirely broken. I’m clinging on to an extremely old version of the Twitter app (as in Twitter twitter. With the bird logo) for dear life and will do until musk works out that you can force people on old versions to upgrade. So, probably forever

Let’s start with the Azeri victory because there is no way on gods earth a song that shit sung by two tone deaf dipshits won without a voting scandal

Scottish fishers were explicitly told this would happen before Brexit and they still voted for it in numbers because they’re the only demographic in Scotland that pays attention to Farage. If they’re too stupid to listen to reason again and again then they can reap what they sow. Scottish fishers have always been f***ed over by London since the inception of the CFP. They were told in IndyRef that London would continue to do this to them, they ignored it. They were told in Brexit they were a bargaining chip that would always be cashed, they ignored it. The turkey have voted time and time again for Christmas, let them be roasted. And for what it’s worth, Luxembourg is one of the worlds wealthiest countries per capita on earth. Their public transport is free to all, they have public services in great condition and they have a similar personal tax rate to the uk. So yes, please Liam, let Brussels burocrats turn us into Luxembourg. I’d hate to have a better life

Rd‘Á will allow circling aircraft from non-hostile states to refuel in Santryan

I’ve said all along San Marino would demolish the Italian televote

This is a DISGRACE I have been enjoying my smug privileged access to German eGates as a resident since Brexit because it saves me a good 30 minutes every time I come back to Berlin from the UK 😅🤣

Think it’s quite unfair to dismiss Käärijä and Baby Lasagna as a gimmick. Both are very serious topics, the former drinking culture and the second about croatias emigration problem. Just because it’s a well constructed pop track and not a dull ballad doesn’t mean it’s not an equally as valid song and social commentary. Both were also hits after the contest. Käärijä was the most successful Finnish language song of all time from a chart/streaming perspective, that’s not nothing. Sometimes people I feel unfairly dismiss things as gimmicks because the singer is an entertainer and puts on a show instead of singing a dreary ballad behind a static micstand

I have about a thousand unanswered questions. This show is unhinged

Really the only way to fix the contest is to ban Israel until they learn how to behave like adults

Lowkey hope the losers that bought tickets knowing what a c**t he is lose their money and don’t get refunds. Should pay the price for stupidity Denying him bail I feel is correct, he has the resources to f*** off and never return to finally face some justice for his serial crimes.

Agreed entirely. It’s magnificent