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Huge congrats to Jade! And a massive thanks and congrats to Blacksquare for a wonderful hosting job. It’s never easy to sit and tally up all the votes, and you go a bit crazy on week two. But the payoff is a smooth and immaculate final show. Thanks especially for those who medaled 6,90€. We love you. Persephonia were robbed x

Stop the count 🤩

Finally approaching the end of Outlander. Grown to absolutely loathe Claire but the rest of the cast are pretty good Also watching Abbott Elementary at the moment. Into season 2 and really enjoying it. Season 1 was really really excellent

German in OP = German winner = Tittentraining gewinnt

and because we are feelin generous: Zur Party? Zur Party? To the party? To the party? Zur Party? Zur Party? To the party? To the party? Zur Party? Zur Party? To the party? To the party? Zur Party? Zur Party? To the party? To the party? Ich ruf' meine Freundin an und sie sagt: „Was geht?“ I call my girlfriend and she says, "What's up?" Ich sag': „Heut ist Samstag“, und sie sagt: „Konkret“ I say, "Today is Saturday," and she says, "Exactly." Sie fragt: „Wohin willst du?“, und ich sag': „Zur Party“ She asks, "Where do you want to go?" and I say, "To the party." „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“, „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“ "To the party?" "To the party," "To the party?" "To the party." Irgendwo ist heut 'ne Party von 'nem Typ, den keiner kennt Somewhere today there’s a party by a guy nobody knows. Ich trinke nur Alk mit neunundsechzig Prozent I only drink alcohol with sixty-nine percent (abv). Zu siebt im Uber, Junge, fick mal deinen Benz Seven of us in an Uber, dude, go f*** your Benz. Saufen, rauchen und geil ausseh'n, darin sind wir kompetent Drinking, smoking, and looking hot, that's what we're good at. Auftritt einmalig, Outfit nicht blickdicht Performance unique, outfit not opaque. Wenn ich zur Party komm', werden Männer zu Bitches When I come to the party, men turn into bitches. Diese Möchtegern-Hulks nehm'n sich alle zu wichtig These wannabe hulks all take themselves way too seriously. In der Uni und im Fitness lernst du nicht wie man Clit lickt At university and in fitness, you don’t learn how to lick a clit. Geh mir aus'm Weg, Dicka, mach ma' einen Kreis Get out of my way, dude, make a circle. Es ist an der Zeit, dass euch jemand Booty shaken zeigt It’s time someone shows you how to shake your booty. Und weil der Boden bebt, kommt die Po-Po-Polizei And because the floor shakes, here comes the po-po police. Herr Officer, hab'n sie Handschellen dabei? Officer, do you have handcuffs with you? Ich ruf' meine Freundin an und sie sagt: „Was geht?“ I call my girlfriend and she says, "What's up?" Ich sag': „Heut ist Samstag“, und sie sagt: „Konkret“ I say, "Today is Saturday," and she says, "Exactly." Sie fragt: „Wohin willst du?“, und ich sag': „Zur Party“ She asks, "Where do you want to go?" and I say, "To the party." „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“, „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“ "To the party?" "To the party," "To the party?" "To the party." Egal an welchem Tag, life is a party No matter the day, life is a party. Ich feier' oben ohne, meine Hose von Ed Hardy I party topless, my pants are Ed Hardy. Weed ist keine Droge, ja, ich seh' das so wie Marsi Weed isn’t a drug, yeah, I see it like Marsi does. Scheiß auf Politik, doch ich ficke nicht mit Nazis f*** politics, but I don’t f*** with Nazis. Beats heiß, Bitches auch, viel Schweiß, ich zieh' mich aus Beats hot, bitches too, lots of sweat, I take off my clothes. Boobie Bounce, gut gebaut wie mein Joint, weißer Rauch Boobie bounce, well built like my joint, white smoke. Mucke laut, Boden klebt, alle sind auf Wodka-E Music loud, floor sticky, everyone’s on vodka energy drinks. Es war erst 'ne geile Party, wenn der erste kotzen geht It’s only been a great party when the first person starts to puke. Mische an der Tanke macht sechs Euro neunzig Cent Mix at the petrol station costs six euros ninety cents. Morgen stell' ich keinen Wecker, dann kann ich auch nicht verpenn'n Tomorrow I won’t set an alarm, so I can’t oversleep. Die Nacht ist jung, wir geh'n dumm, meine Bitches mies verklatscht The night is young, we act dumb, my bitches are badly talked about. Sven lässt uns heute rein, ja, nicht so wie Elon Musk Sven lets us in today, yeah, not like Elon Musk. Ich ruf' meine Freundin an und sie sagt: „Was geht?“ I call my girlfriend and she says, "What's up?" Ich sag': „Heut ist Samstag“, und sie sagt: „Konkret“ I say, "Today is Saturday," and she says, "Exactly." Sie fragt: „Wohin willst du?“, und ich sag': „Zur Party“ She asks, "Where do you want to go?" and I say, "To the party." „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“, „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“ "To the party?" "To the party," "To the party?" "To the party."

Wir hoffen, dass du die Gelegenheit genutzt hast, deine Titten zu trainieren Learn German with 6euroneunzig! What about stomach, legs, butt? Was für Bauch, Beine, Po? I train my tits Ich trainiere meine Titten Put your comments somewhere else and go f*** yourself Steck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber ficken I eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lips Ich fress' Döner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die Lippen You're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscience Du bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissen I look like an Adonis and who here calls me a doll? Ich seh' aus wie ein Adonis und wer nennt mich hier Püppchen? Fit and skin like honey, very beautiful, simply the pretty one. Durchtrainiert und Haut wie Honig, çok güzel, einfach die Hübsche Press sixty-nine kilos, you only press in the Slots (editors note: a kind of mini casino usually found on the highstreet, or side street, with slot machines is meant here, Spielo being short for Spielhalle or "play hall" as a literal translation) Drücke neunundsechzig Kilo, du drückst nur in der Spielo You want women like Dua Lipa, but you're thin like a Stabilo (Editors note: a biro pen) Willst Frauen wie Dua Lipa, doch bist dünn wie 'n Stabilo Friend, take it easy, I'll do whatever I feel like Freundchen bleib mal locker, ich mach' worauf ich Bock hab' I put my feet up and you become a stool Ich leg' meine Füße hoch und du wirst zu 'nem Hocker What about stomach, legs, butt? Was für Bauch, Beine, Po? I train my tits Ich trainiere meine Titten Put your comment somewhere else and go f*** yourself Steck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber ficken I eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lips Ich fress' Döner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die Lippen You're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscience Du bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissen f*** the Insta-filter faces, the Jenners are at work Fick die Insta-Filter-Fressen, die Jenners sind am Werk If we all end up looking the same, Mr. Zuckerberg profits. Wenn wir dann alle gleich aussehen, verdient Herr Zuckerberg My self-esteem is different, I don't have to bash any betas Mein Self-esteem ist anders gut, muss keine Betas bashen I'm having a growth spurt right now, my to-do is smashing feta Ich hab' grad 'n Wachstumsschub, To-do ist Feta smashen I need my proteins, yes, they see a blonde Ich brauch' meine Proteine, ja, sie sehen 'ne Blondine I see a rag and he falls to his knees Ich seh' einen Lappen und der geht auf die Knie Bend over, you're doing the exercise incorrectly Bück' dich, du führst die Übung falsch aus All five of my toes have to go into your mouth at once Meine Zehen müssen alle fünf auf einmal in dein Maul Bend over, I'm everything you need Bück' dich, ich bin alles was du brauchst Sharp tongue, tight tits and a perfect right fist Scharfe Zunge straffe Titten und ne 1A rechte Faust What about stomach, legs, butt? Was für Bauch, Beine, Po? I train my tits Ich trainiere meine Titten Put your comment somewhere else and go f*** yourself Steck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber ficken I eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lips Ich fress' Dönner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die Lippen You're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscience Du bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissen What about stomach, legs, butt? Was für Bauch, Beine, Po? I train my tits Ich trainiere meine Titten Put your comment somewhere else and go f*** yourself Steck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber ficken I eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lips Ich fress' Döner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die Lippen You're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscience Du bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissen

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Yaaaas pavita! Trainiere deine Titten!

Call me a pessimist but I am still unconvinced this ceasefire/peace process will last longer than the last hostages corpse crossing into Israel. Hamas have made it clear already they will not disarm. I don’t trust the Israeli government to be doing anything more than just going along with it to get hostages home to remove the leash their families were desperately clinging onto to stop Netanyahu from dropping a nuke on the hostages

I didn’t have it on my radar that we could be a record breaker this month at all. Now let’s make it the shortest ever top 10 finisher 💪🏻

And Rd‘Á makes the perfect antidote at just 1:41 In 25 minutes you could listen to half of the 6euroneunzig discography and throw yourself a Deutsche pussy pop rave

Excited to see if the girls have given new vocals for it

Hope everyone is ready to train their titten in the finale

Gott sei Dank

Thank you!! I wouldn’t be 😅

Y’all can’t let me DNQ with my German language track on the day I officially became a German national

I think that like everything it has a time and a place. It’s a legitimate show of force for a cause, a way to attract media attention and demonstrate clearly to the powers that be that this is no niche cause they can easily dismiss However it’s not always the most effective option and it’s not always the right choice to make at a particular point in time. If this is the only weapon in your arsenal then you will be often quite disappointed. It should be one of many in a well thought out and connected strategy

As we saw decades ago from Harry Potter, her character names have always been hideously bigoted She has always been and will always be a truly rotten disgusting human

Coming to make this 1/5 💪🏻

If they strip away the inclusivity in the sims, the community will just mod it back in straight away. But for sure the sims would take a giant reputation and financial hit. What I’m really rooting for is for PE to do the only thing that PE does and asset strip the f*** out of EA and flog off properties and studios to competitors or managed buyouts. Finally we could see those properties return to glory away from the toxicity of EA Sadly what I think will happen is an expansion of EAs money hungry ways with more micropayments and monetisation of every single last line of code, along with the shuttering of property that doesn’t generate the billions for them for an overall increasing loss of diversity in the gaming landscape. This is a partially leveraged buyout and there’s no f***ing way EA can service those debts without even more microtransactions than we see today I also expect them to continue to acquire, ruin, and then kill off new properties and studios. EA will remain EA through this.

This is obviously in response to the JK Rowling sponsored Supreme Court case that decided to unilaterally determine the definition of a woman to be extraordinarily narrow and i can’t see enforcement being that strong tbh. If they hadn’t done it JK would just sue them again. She really is an evil c**t

Thrilled with the semi draw. Not because I think the pop girlies are gonna go wild for German language pussypop, rather because I don’t have to suffer through 25 minutes of just one song. Stun reveal blacksquare, love the graphiques

Almost sent Tittentraining as my host entry, I did post 6,90€ in the build up so much for a reason, and then I initially confirmed it last month. This time I stuck with it. Been fully obsessed. Can’t wait to see them in concert next year. They’re full on Berlin vibes and I dig it. And it’s catchy af Was für Bauch, Beine, Po, ich trainiere meine Titten!!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPQpmnxgsfr/?igsh=MWVsem91aW1yaGUxcg== Eurovision posting a throwback for the Sugababes performing at JESC in 2003 👀

I wouldn’t worry about Farage, it’s clear his deal with the devil is not yet concluded and thus we are set to suffer from his evil for plenty of years to come God/Mother Nature/fate has already tried multiple times to spare us from this insufferable c**t but no he’s survived a f***ing plane crash and a wheel falling off his car at 70mph. You could try and Charlie Kirk him but the bullet would no doubt do a cartoon style U-turn midair