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Finland was a f***ing moment. What a finish to the show My votes have gone to Finland of course and some shameless neighbourly block voting by also voting for Denmark

SLAY. WHAT A f***ING QUEEN AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5 GRE - 9 LIT - 2 MLT - 10 GEO - 6 DEN - 11 CZE - 9 LUX - 9 SRB - 6 FIN - 11

Again it comes alive at the end, this time for the final minute. Like I know Shum is inspirational but the first two minutes of that were good too AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5 GRE - 9 LIT - 2 MLT - 10 GEO - 6 DEN - 11 CZE - 9 LUX - 9 SRB - 6

This is an improvement from Chefsache but she still can’t sing. If she could this would be in for a victory shout as it’s a proper banger but well here we are.

The genocider was muted in this household and I genuinely took a moo break

Oh look it’s the international bathroom break

Great staging and an epic vocal. Really really grooving to this. Smidge dated in feel but in a kinda sweet nostalgic way AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5 GRE - 9 LIT - 2 MLT - 10 GEO - 6 DEN - 11 CZE - 9 LUX - 9

I actually really enjoyed the drama of that. Absolutely excellent. AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5 GRE - 9 LIT - 2 MLT - 10 GEO - 6 DEN - 11 CZE - 9

The biggest post-Covid robbery. Fulenn was magnificent Tho their vocals were garbage

YAAAAAAAAAAS Sissal absolutely slayed that. f***ing awful staging but the vocals were top and I’m such a sucker for a bit of eurodance and this is just such a wonderful addition to the 90s eurodance revival This had better Q or I’m rioting AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5 GRE - 9 LIT - 2 MLT - 10 GEO - 6 DEN - 11

This still leaves me lacking. I expected more from Louane tbh. She’s a great singer but I wish this was more Avenir

Im still sus about her tbh. Vocals good but if she is in fact very pro-Georgian dream then delete this rating as we don’t rate Putin puppets AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5 GRE - 9 LIT - 2 MLT - 10 GEO - 6

Oh this was FLAWLESSLY staged. This popped so much and it suited her perfectly. This is camp perfection. An ICON AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5 GRE - 9 LIT - 2 MLT - 10

Dead eyed and unsettling. With a woeful sound mix. Lit it was not AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5 GRE - 9 LIT - 2

Extremely well performed Balkan ballad that. A proper Eurovision classic. AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5 GRE - 9

The uk has some great vocals but the song is just so ??????

I forgot the iso3 code For Österreich 😅😅🤣

The operatic vocal is kinda impressive and all but this feels so sterile. Like I have zero emotional response to this at all and the techno ending is wasted on the rest of the song. It’s just meh AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7 AUT - 5

The chorus, that he doesn’t even sing, is the best part of this. The middle 8 almost lowkey ruined it for me tho. It sucked the air out of the room until that final note AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8 ARM - 7

What???? 😐

Fun fact: They were on my BJSC Potentials list for years. I find that track more interesting still but this is great and well performed. AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4 LAT - 8

Only in the last 30 seconds did that actually sound halfway good AUS - 8 MON - 4 IRE - 4

The dress far more interesting than the song. AUS - 8 MON - 4

What in the project runway is this dress?

That staging reaaaaaaally leaning into the inuendo. Bit too kitsch at times but I’m here for it. I enjoy it AUS - 8