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https://www.instagram.com/p/DQg8OEbCNZ0/?igsh=YjlmamhhbHU0NzZ0 Mutya has been doing some press for the book! Don’t look like she is holding back at all

I have confirmed but there’s a solid chance of me changing it like 5 times before the clock strikes twelve

This is gonna be brutal for Jamaica. Slow moving is always very bad news for people in the path of the storm but it does maybe buy them a few more hours of preparation and in an evac, every extra second helps Expect this to cause some fun weather systems for Europe in November. Hope now is that it sticks to its track and doesn’t pull no funny business. Haiti is right there and any movement to the right is gonna kill thousands, it’s gonna be bad enough there as is A friend of mine is originally from the costal Carolinas and has said since like Feb that this year would be a bad one coz of sea temps in the gulf and Caribbean. They remained high through the winter and didn’t really cool off. And this is becoming a concerning pattern. The general rule is warmer winter ocean temps brings trouble in the hurricane season. Sadly I think this will only continue to get worse with global warming. We just have to hope for a solid dip in sea temps this winter to give everyone a respite

Sadly yes. A unique part of Scots Law has been removed. Personally I think it should stay. Concerning is the statistically higher number of not provens in rape cases. Some think this reform will push more juries to convict but tbh I think it’s the opposite and the not proven (ie we think you did it but the state can’t prove it) will just be replaced here with not guilty. Not as if England has a materially higher conviction rate

My biggest source of recycling inspiration is me myself and I Rd‘Á are the kings of self recycling

Yeah and I think fairly quickly as well

Gonna have to dust off an old Tone Damli potential at this rate

Dafuq is in the water this month? It’s cheaper than a primark on Black Friday in here

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQJcsS8j0uK/?igsh=d2RyNHQ2MWxlY3R5 Glamour UKSugababes: ‘What we reflect is strength, resilience and s...Since their creation more than two and a half decades ago, the Sugababes have been a fundamental pillar of the British music scene. Now, with the three original babes back in the driving seat, they...

I have some English language pop for a change

If anyone is playing safe it’ll be the editors. Or Keisha if she got a chance to pre-read it

The evergreen BJSC V 🥰 A true anomaly in BJSC history. The older contests are so wild to look back on. Even without thinking about long ago they were and therefore how old we now are 🥲 Can confirm. This I like much much better Defo been outperformed in the 18 pt era. Only thing keeping me top 10 is longevity as it sure as shit ain’t consistency 🤣

It’s nice to see England finally have a viable alternative to Labour for those on the left to join PC and SNP in providing a solid progressive platform in opposition to a centre right labour government Coz the right wing vote isn’t split currently is it?

This is magnificent in so many ways. Their verse is great but the chorus. I’m glad I was seated for my first listen as it made my legs weak to hear Siobhan on the chorus of Spiral alongside some updates Vox from K&M Spiral is a truly dreamy wonderful track. A true 2.0 highlight and here comes Shiv again proving she simply elevates everything she touches. Tho in spirals case Heidi was barely noticeable at all so honestly it’s nice to finally be able to hear the 3 part harmony on it. God the chorus with the three of them is so heavenly

22 years since pops best era started. It’s insane it was so long ago

Ehhhh. Allegedly Heidi is on the chorus but you’d need to be an audio savant to hear it tbh. Rumour has it, Willam Orbit was not a fan of her 👀

Yes!! It’s called Spiral. It’s on William Orbits website It’s a really really wonderful track. It’s I think one of the last things ever recorded by 2.0

Rd’Á refuses to acknowledge the authenticity of such a blasphemous list. 11th. How rude

Huge congrats to Jade! And a massive thanks and congrats to Blacksquare for a wonderful hosting job. It’s never easy to sit and tally up all the votes, and you go a bit crazy on week two. But the payoff is a smooth and immaculate final show. Thanks especially for those who medaled 6,90€. We love you. Persephonia were robbed x

Stop the count 🤩

Finally approaching the end of Outlander. Grown to absolutely loathe Claire but the rest of the cast are pretty good Also watching Abbott Elementary at the moment. Into season 2 and really enjoying it. Season 1 was really really excellent

German in OP = German winner = Tittentraining gewinnt

and because we are feelin generous: Zur Party? Zur Party? To the party? To the party? Zur Party? Zur Party? To the party? To the party? Zur Party? Zur Party? To the party? To the party? Zur Party? Zur Party? To the party? To the party? Ich ruf' meine Freundin an und sie sagt: „Was geht?“ I call my girlfriend and she says, "What's up?" Ich sag': „Heut ist Samstag“, und sie sagt: „Konkret“ I say, "Today is Saturday," and she says, "Exactly." Sie fragt: „Wohin willst du?“, und ich sag': „Zur Party“ She asks, "Where do you want to go?" and I say, "To the party." „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“, „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“ "To the party?" "To the party," "To the party?" "To the party." Irgendwo ist heut 'ne Party von 'nem Typ, den keiner kennt Somewhere today there’s a party by a guy nobody knows. Ich trinke nur Alk mit neunundsechzig Prozent I only drink alcohol with sixty-nine percent (abv). Zu siebt im Uber, Junge, fick mal deinen Benz Seven of us in an Uber, dude, go f*** your Benz. Saufen, rauchen und geil ausseh'n, darin sind wir kompetent Drinking, smoking, and looking hot, that's what we're good at. Auftritt einmalig, Outfit nicht blickdicht Performance unique, outfit not opaque. Wenn ich zur Party komm', werden Männer zu Bitches When I come to the party, men turn into bitches. Diese Möchtegern-Hulks nehm'n sich alle zu wichtig These wannabe hulks all take themselves way too seriously. In der Uni und im Fitness lernst du nicht wie man Clit lickt At university and in fitness, you don’t learn how to lick a clit. Geh mir aus'm Weg, Dicka, mach ma' einen Kreis Get out of my way, dude, make a circle. Es ist an der Zeit, dass euch jemand Booty shaken zeigt It’s time someone shows you how to shake your booty. Und weil der Boden bebt, kommt die Po-Po-Polizei And because the floor shakes, here comes the po-po police. Herr Officer, hab'n sie Handschellen dabei? Officer, do you have handcuffs with you? Ich ruf' meine Freundin an und sie sagt: „Was geht?“ I call my girlfriend and she says, "What's up?" Ich sag': „Heut ist Samstag“, und sie sagt: „Konkret“ I say, "Today is Saturday," and she says, "Exactly." Sie fragt: „Wohin willst du?“, und ich sag': „Zur Party“ She asks, "Where do you want to go?" and I say, "To the party." „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“, „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“ "To the party?" "To the party," "To the party?" "To the party." Egal an welchem Tag, life is a party No matter the day, life is a party. Ich feier' oben ohne, meine Hose von Ed Hardy I party topless, my pants are Ed Hardy. Weed ist keine Droge, ja, ich seh' das so wie Marsi Weed isn’t a drug, yeah, I see it like Marsi does. Scheiß auf Politik, doch ich ficke nicht mit Nazis f*** politics, but I don’t f*** with Nazis. Beats heiß, Bitches auch, viel Schweiß, ich zieh' mich aus Beats hot, bitches too, lots of sweat, I take off my clothes. Boobie Bounce, gut gebaut wie mein Joint, weißer Rauch Boobie bounce, well built like my joint, white smoke. Mucke laut, Boden klebt, alle sind auf Wodka-E Music loud, floor sticky, everyone’s on vodka energy drinks. Es war erst 'ne geile Party, wenn der erste kotzen geht It’s only been a great party when the first person starts to puke. Mische an der Tanke macht sechs Euro neunzig Cent Mix at the petrol station costs six euros ninety cents. Morgen stell' ich keinen Wecker, dann kann ich auch nicht verpenn'n Tomorrow I won’t set an alarm, so I can’t oversleep. Die Nacht ist jung, wir geh'n dumm, meine Bitches mies verklatscht The night is young, we act dumb, my bitches are badly talked about. Sven lässt uns heute rein, ja, nicht so wie Elon Musk Sven lets us in today, yeah, not like Elon Musk. Ich ruf' meine Freundin an und sie sagt: „Was geht?“ I call my girlfriend and she says, "What's up?" Ich sag': „Heut ist Samstag“, und sie sagt: „Konkret“ I say, "Today is Saturday," and she says, "Exactly." Sie fragt: „Wohin willst du?“, und ich sag': „Zur Party“ She asks, "Where do you want to go?" and I say, "To the party." „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“, „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“ "To the party?" "To the party," "To the party?" "To the party."

Wir hoffen, dass du die Gelegenheit genutzt hast, deine Titten zu trainieren Learn German with 6euroneunzig! What about stomach, legs, butt? Was für Bauch, Beine, Po? I train my tits Ich trainiere meine Titten Put your comments somewhere else and go f*** yourself Steck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber ficken I eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lips Ich fress' Döner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die Lippen You're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscience Du bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissen I look like an Adonis and who here calls me a doll? Ich seh' aus wie ein Adonis und wer nennt mich hier Püppchen? Fit and skin like honey, very beautiful, simply the pretty one. Durchtrainiert und Haut wie Honig, çok güzel, einfach die Hübsche Press sixty-nine kilos, you only press in the Slots (editors note: a kind of mini casino usually found on the highstreet, or side street, with slot machines is meant here, Spielo being short for Spielhalle or "play hall" as a literal translation) Drücke neunundsechzig Kilo, du drückst nur in der Spielo You want women like Dua Lipa, but you're thin like a Stabilo (Editors note: a biro pen) Willst Frauen wie Dua Lipa, doch bist dünn wie 'n Stabilo Friend, take it easy, I'll do whatever I feel like Freundchen bleib mal locker, ich mach' worauf ich Bock hab' I put my feet up and you become a stool Ich leg' meine Füße hoch und du wirst zu 'nem Hocker What about stomach, legs, butt? Was für Bauch, Beine, Po? I train my tits Ich trainiere meine Titten Put your comment somewhere else and go f*** yourself Steck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber ficken I eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lips Ich fress' Döner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die Lippen You're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscience Du bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissen f*** the Insta-filter faces, the Jenners are at work Fick die Insta-Filter-Fressen, die Jenners sind am Werk If we all end up looking the same, Mr. Zuckerberg profits. Wenn wir dann alle gleich aussehen, verdient Herr Zuckerberg My self-esteem is different, I don't have to bash any betas Mein Self-esteem ist anders gut, muss keine Betas bashen I'm having a growth spurt right now, my to-do is smashing feta Ich hab' grad 'n Wachstumsschub, To-do ist Feta smashen I need my proteins, yes, they see a blonde Ich brauch' meine Proteine, ja, sie sehen 'ne Blondine I see a rag and he falls to his knees Ich seh' einen Lappen und der geht auf die Knie Bend over, you're doing the exercise incorrectly Bück' dich, du führst die Übung falsch aus All five of my toes have to go into your mouth at once Meine Zehen müssen alle fünf auf einmal in dein Maul Bend over, I'm everything you need Bück' dich, ich bin alles was du brauchst Sharp tongue, tight tits and a perfect right fist Scharfe Zunge straffe Titten und ne 1A rechte Faust What about stomach, legs, butt? Was für Bauch, Beine, Po? I train my tits Ich trainiere meine Titten Put your comment somewhere else and go f*** yourself Steck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber ficken I eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lips Ich fress' Dönner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die Lippen You're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscience Du bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissen What about stomach, legs, butt? Was für Bauch, Beine, Po? I train my tits Ich trainiere meine Titten Put your comment somewhere else and go f*** yourself Steck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber ficken I eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lips Ich fress' Döner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die Lippen You're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscience Du bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissen

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