Silas

Here for Finland and Denmark qualifying. I need a hallucination final

Yeah this is Putin and Goebbels level of propaganda. It’s about as subtle as dropping a bomb on a hospital .. which is something they’re quite well practiced at

Who the f*** gave Voldemort points?

I was hallucinating thinking buzzjack hadn’t sent Sissal through for a moment there

Diaspora power comes through. But that must have been close

I find it good coz I’ve like someone to root for

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas San Marino Ok my faves are safe

f*** yaaaaaaaaaaaaas Island!!

Early reveal well deserved for Albania

The hosts are killing me. I’m actually living for them

It was getting to the point where it couldn’t be more SVT unless Petra herself appeared and then poof here comes Queen Petra

I take it back Azerbijan. I didn’t think it could get worse tonight but here we are. Utter shite ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8 PRT - 2 NOR - 5 BEL - 1 AZJ - 0 SMR - 10 ALB - 10 NED - 7 CRO - 3 CYP - 0

Who is in charge of this staging? Snooze

A year on year regression worse than Teslas European sales figures. Says a lot that it’s by far not the worse of the semi when in a normal year it’d be bottom of my ranking. ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8 PRT - 2 NOR - 5 BEL - 1 AZJ - 0 SMR - 10 ALB - 10 NED - 7 CRO - 3

Finally they string three solid songs together in a row. In a normal year this is good but maybe not enough to Qual. This year should be a safe bet for the top 15 ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8 PRT - 2 NOR - 5 BEL - 1 AZJ - 0 SMR - 10 ALB - 10 NED - 7

Very much enjoyed this. One of the strongest of the year I think. Great vocals, bit unique feeling in comparison to a flat semi. ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8 PRT - 2 NOR - 5 BEL - 1 AZJ - 0 SMR - 10 ALB - 10

BANGER That’s the winner in this Italoceltic household ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8 PRT - 2 NOR - 5 BEL - 1 AZJ - 0 SMR - 10

What the f*** was that vocal. About shat me sel. Jesus that was genuinely scary Why does he insist in singing about 6 octaves higher than his range? It sounds like someone has trapped his balls in Loreens toastie machine from 2023 No ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8 PRT - 2 NOR - 5 BEL - 1 AZJ - 0

Look my Italian boyfriend went and made a cup of tea and started cleaning the kitchen during the Italian performance. Which I think says it all given they’re about as patriotic as the yanks

The instrumental for Belgium is excellent, the vocals and lyrics are tragic it’s a no from me ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8 PRT - 2 NOR - 5 BEL - 1

Honestly it feels like something is off with the mixing for sure

Joseph has to have someone to stan

Why does this have a dance break? Something is not working for me with this. ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8 PRT - 2 NOR - 5

That was insanely dull. ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8 PRT - 2

actually really quite enjoyed that. It’s identical minus one dancer to the MF performance but that was already very excellent and if it ain’t broke etc ISL - 10 PLN - 9 SLV - 0 EST - 5 UKR - 2 SWE - 8