Silas

Theres like twenty something hours left to vote and a distinct lack of people trying to bribe the processing officer with 12s for Rd‘Á. Do better. This is your offical reminder.

Ashtonise Occupied Botannikan Island Territory is a very nice free Range processing facility tho

Cherion have had their visa application rejected

Oh that Abteilung I have no powers over. If they’d been like a month quicker on mine we’d have saved 10-15k in interest payments on our mortgage 😭

Not just you. My friend who applied a week and a half ago for an extension to her permit at the LEA (the actual office in my OP) heard back today with an appt and an upgrade to blue card from her current permit. I think I’m magic

Feel free to make the thread. The actual real theme of this month is to show everyone who has a little bit of a fear of hosting an alternative to some of the more elaborately hosted editions. The core of what we expect from hosts is quite simple, the rest is optional. I hope to show this month that hosting this contest isn’t horrendously disruptive to your life and you can run a good edition without all the bells and whistles

I Ran it like 4 times as well. And properly like generate random list, copy, sort 1-58, repeat. So funny that’s how it ended up Until we get an eyeroll reaction: 🙄 Was lowkey thinking the same. I can’t mind who they are or the previous three entries 😅

Congratulations. You successfully submitted your Visa Application for République d'Áskorza. Well I bet you are wondering what comes next? Due to issues with visa overstayers following the last contest held in République d'Áskorza, we have assembled all visa applicants near in the city of Sjär Themmeri in the eastern half of the main island of Arkepelicania d'Saynher Janslic. Sjär Themmeri is an Áskorzjan majority city just beyond the internationally recognised borders of Fejderand République d'Áskorza and has more relaxed entry requirements than the internationally recognised borders of Rd'Á. It is here you have been divided into two processing groups for further anaylsis before 40 visas will be granted to allow entry to take part in the final of the 184th Buzzjack Song Contest in Morpeth Cove. The remaining 18 delegations will be deported. The nation of Fljótavík has been automatically granted a visa for the final and may enter the capital at their leisure. Due to the host nation coming only in third, they must also "compete" for one of the "visa" slots available. Equally, while FSR Rontvian nationals are granted visa free access to Rd'Á, they also must "compete" for a "visa". The right of Áskorzjan and Rontvian passport holders to enter and exit Rd'Á freely is not impacted by this visa process. Approved for Entry to République d'Áskorza Fljótavík \\ Wasia Project - 2515 BJSC Visum Abteilung - 1 1 \\ Herbilore \\ Loren Kramar - Gay Angels 2 \\ Scotland 2 \\ Bladee - Eyelash 3 \\ Neliönoir \\ Tiffany Day - SAME LA 4 \\ Zephyra Continuum \\ Charlotte MacInnes - Struck 5 \\ Bronzil \\ LUNA - Heavenly 6 \\ Sovarasma \\ Shkodra Elektronike - Stuhi (feat. Redi Hasa) 7 \\ A-Konohagakure \\ ZUTOMAYO - lowmotion algae 8 \\ Greenfroze \\ Widescreen Baroque - NO.5 9 \\ East Rukahavian \\ Bluhm - Low Light 10 \\ Altyr Muunilinst \\ Parade Of Planets - C'est Toi 11 \\ POPHub \\ Goldie Boutilier - Goldie Montana 12 \\ Land of DW \\ TEMMIS - Arterien 13 \\ Dobago \\ VASCHA - maddie ziegler 14 \\ Cor Lupus \\ Sarah Nimmo - I Still Miss You 15 \\ Persephonia \\ BRÄLLE - Callous Response 16 \\ Skall \\ Fort Romeau - U R My Love 17 \\ Terra Avium \\ Gelli Haha - Klouds Will Carry Me To Sleep 18 \\ FARC \\ Mercy Girl - Heaven 19 \\ New Lexico \\ Cate - Leave Your Man At Home 20 \\ Trifoski \\ Richard Dawson - Jogging 21 \\ Juranabaijan \\ My First Time - The Kids Are 22 \\ Lentyll \\ Morfonica - Resonant Strings 23 \\ Ajanaeda \\ Remy Bond - Skin Tight Jeans 24 \\ Jupiterdonia \\ Miynt - The Strangest Game 25 \\ N DNTN \\ bassvictim - Sometimes I believe in God (Sometimes I believe in Me) 26 \\ Cumulonimbia \\ Arooj Aftab - Raat Ki Rani 27 \\ Séyetana \\ miki - ça pik un peu quand même 28 \\ Aeroche \\ Tsu Nami - Perfume 29 \\ Flynnonda \\ loveshy - Spineless BJSC Visum Abteilung - 2 1 \\ Harmonica \\ In Color - Headlights 2 \\ Danæviia \\ Lux Terminus - Electrocommunion 3 \\ Freidland \\ Pegassi - MOAA 4 \\ Kathaldazia \\ Ignez - Lunfardo 5 \\ Zanmatony \\ herCULES & DEV - BITE BACK 6 \\ Jadakissnia \\ Le Belladone - NYMPHE 7 \\ Lookylion \\ Arlissa - NOW!! 8 \\ Utopia \\ Brigitte Calls Me Baby - Slumber Party 9 \\ Ojnoj \\ Naomi Scott - Cherry 10 \\ Ennea \\ KOMPROMAT - I LET MYSELF GO BLIND (feat. Vimala Pons & Sonia DeVille) 11 \\ République d'Áskorza \\ Hanna Ferm & Junie - Välkommen Åter 12 \\ Pestolia \\ Goochems - barrel of soil 13 \\ Cheiron \\ Midnight Generation - Energy 14 \\ Mothertopia \\ Nichola Holt - The Game (7" Radio Mix) 15 \\ Deandria \\ KHOIBA - HOW THE EYE 16 \\ Aelandor \\ Lights - SURFACE TENSION 17 \\ Kluminican Republic \\ Michael Medrano - DANSE 18 \\ Lotunia \\ Orange - Em Nên Yêu Cô Ta 19 \\ Pagasa \\ Model/Actriz - Glassman 20 \\ Dalisska \\ Internet Islands - Kelpie 21 \\ FSR Rontvia \\ Frances - Don't Worry About Me (Live) 22 \\ Yehesi \\ Emei - Night At The Opera 23 \\ Elëdan \\ Jerobeam Fenderson & Hansi3D - Function 24 \\ Summericia \\ Ella Boh - STARLET 25 \\ The Spodic Empire \\ Leprous - The Flood 26 \\ Bøtanikkä \\ 2charm - boyfriend 27 \\ Taahino \\ panicbaby - get naked 28 \\ Hendinia \\ Babe America - Kiss Rn 29 \\ Baleghde \\ Polo & Pan - Nanã Processing Information Votes are to be submitted to Silas ONLY Vote in the Eurovision format please (12, 10, 08, 07, 06, 05, 04, 03, 02, 01) Do not vote for yourself Votes must be submitted by no later than 25th April at 23:59 BST Failure to vote will involve a 33% deduction to your score which may increase your chances of deportation Voting reminders will NOT be issued Viel Erfolg

Rob is hero of the hour. Pending one more mod sign off before the end of my evening plans to get semis started

I have one target and one target only. Hilary duff. Me and my customer loyalty card get into Dussmann at 8am tomorrow. Fingers crossed

A sea of 18s for the host. A landmark and unrepeatable and unreal win.

Yes. We usually try to finalise all vetoes before the deadline. Occasionally some happen after but you can only reconfirm if we throw out your entry. This new rule we agreed on just means no one can take advantage unfairly of NMF because unusually this month things closed on Thursday instead of Friday or Saturday

Lufthansa has kindly granted those who need to reconfirm time to do so until tomorrow afternoon by going on strike and cancelling my boyfriends dads flight back to Italy. So my office is occupied for an additional evening and the thread will be posted tomorrow evening.

I read this three times and I still don’t follow

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This unwelcome critique of my theme has been noted. Your visa application has been „accidentally“ sorted to the bottom of the pile

The République d‘Áskorza Landesamt für Einwanderung is known for their processing speed, albeit with the occasional short delay. (The real LEA are als known for leaving people with questionable status while they wait for a response)

I did it a couple of times then for 2024 they were like „oh you owe us money“ so I deleted the draft form and never submitted it and they’ve never said shit about the missing returns for 2024 and 2025

Not surprised it’s so f***ing good. I keep coming back to it. I’ve always loved spiral and it’s so good to hear it with Shiv and get a new lease on life

I’ve spoken to a couple of colleagues from our Hungarian firm since Sunday and they’re equal measures thrilled and a little confused/shocked/honoured at the worlds focus being on them

We have not

You have 26 hours and 45 minutes to submit your visa application to take part in the 184th Buzzjack Song Contest in République d‘Áskorza. Attempting to enter federal territories without a valid visa is a crime and you will be prosecuted

Last time was clubbing!!!

That would be acceptable as it is transporting a paper copy

Ok Lee