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post Aug 10 2014, 03:06 PM
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Welcome to the Tartford National Thread


Some stats:

Capital City: Scumville
Population: 17 million (rounded to the nearest 17 million)
Spoken Languages: Drivel
Ethnicities: All kinds. There is no discrimination in Tartford. Everyone is treated with equal contempt.
Leader: No one knows.
Currency: Other people's money

Our "Greatest Hits" or our qualifiers if you like:

11 Marsheaux: Safe Tonight
14 Maria Nayler: Naked & Sacred
17 Son Lux: You Don't Know Me
21 Vera Blue: Lady Powers
22 Maria Hazell: Say It Like You Mean It
23 Post Precious: Lose Myself
23 Crystal Castles: Concrete
23 Maria Hazell: Killing All My Darlings
25 Cigarettes After Sex: Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby
28 Humate: Love Stimulation
30 Sky Ferreira: Dynamite State
32 Sons Of Sonix ft Melanie C: Numb
32 Metronomy: The Look
33 Cigarettes After Sex: Keep On Loving You
41 Alex Gaudino & Jerma: Reaction


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post Aug 10 2014, 03:12 PM
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post Aug 10 2014, 03:42 PM
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Just FYI this is your flag (I think Ryan made it for you in LIX) unless you want to change it at some point magic.gif

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post Aug 18 2014, 03:44 PM
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QUOTE({ bré } @ Aug 10 2014, 04:42 PM) *
Just FYI this is your flag (I think Ryan made it for you in LIX) unless you want to change it at some point magic.gif



No, that flag is fine thanks biggrin.gif
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post Aug 18 2014, 03:53 PM
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The people of Tartford would like to express their enormous gratitude for making it into the final with Say It Like You Mean It. They are literally jumping up and down with joy! Mind you, they are always pissed on cheap alcopops, so they'd be jumping up and down regardless. Nevertheless, they're grateful all the same.

Here's to another bottom 5 finish cheer.gif
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post Aug 18 2014, 03:58 PM
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Say It Like You Mean It surely must be your first non-bottom 5 finish. Am rooting for this
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post Aug 27 2014, 12:03 AM
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cheer.gif cheer.gif yahoo.gif

TARTFORD COME 22nd IN FINAL!

A huge thank you to everyone who voted. There was even an elusive 12 pointer! This is our best result and the first time we've not been bottom 5 in a final! ohmy.gif Say It Like You Mean It has even managed to sneak into a few personal charts. #39 in Therm's and #37 in popchartfreak's. And unsurprisingly No.1 in AH Gold's (although it's the very first Tarty BJSC entry to top the AH Gold Chart after being named as an entry).

Such success probably won't last as three of our potentials for the next contest have DNQ written all over them. But stranger things have happened.

Plus congrats to Bre for winning. A very strong drum n bass track which should have received a couple more points from us on reflection.

Here's an update of our scoring history:

From You To Us

1. Cadelicia 20
Signerpurear 20
3. FSR Rontvia 17
4. Unovia 12
5. Danaelanda 10
Harmonica 10
Mdice 10
Xanaga 10
9. Isconia 8
10. Jamvale 7
Sandenia 7
Skall 7
Yehesi 7
14. Cumulonimbia 6
Fljotavik 6
16. ALTYR MUUNILINST 5
Hushkanukia 5
Ethanola 5
HENDINIA 5
Ojnoj 5
21. Bignia-Zaragovina 4
SANDEBÖRG 4
Syndare 4
24. Aquafina 3
Daehun 3
Federal Republic Of Ashton 3
Ramryina 3
28. FARC 1

From Us To You

1. 45 - Bignia-Zaragovina
2. 41 - FSR Rontvia
3. 39 - Greenfroze
4. 35 - Daehun
5. 31 - Jamvale
6. 24 - Aquafina
7. 23 - Terra Avium/Terra Dinosaur
8. 21 - Allecian
9. 19 - Danaelanda
19 - Euphoriffith
11. 18 - Ojnoj
12. 17 - D'yermak'er
13. 15 - B.A.N.G
14. 14 - FARC
15. 13 - Federal Republic Of Ashton
13 - Kylienips
13 - N DNTN
13 - Ramrynia
13 - Singerpurear
20. 12 - Oslol
12 - Quotosibb
12 - Sangria
12 - Usfland
24. 11 - Aeroche
25. 10 - Farahtyn
10 - Frahliso
10 - Tyronosaurusland
28. 9 - Fljótavík
9 - Mdiče
30. 8 - Deandria
8 - Ingermanlandia
8 - Sandebörg
8 - Séyetana
8 - Skall
8 - Trifoski
8 - Yehesi
37. 7 - Syndare
7 - Utopia
7 - Xanaga (United States Of Russiatron)
40. 6 - Angelicland
6 - FNT Nickodonia
6 - Kingdom Of Shadow
6 - Quintessa
6 - Unovia
45. 5 - Altyr Muunilinst
5 - Faztickle
5 - JRK-Off
5 - Persephonia
5 - Terra di Campioni
50. 4 - Bellamia
4 - Bhangra
4 - Cumulonimbia
4 - Espen
54. 3 - Desbuanda
3 - Elëdan
3 - Nonsuch
3 - Varakë
58. 2 - #00274E
2 - Cadelicia
2 - Ferverosia
2 - Isconia
2 - Tinnmark
63. 1 - Pendulous Republic of Nřrk/Kopecka
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post Sep 8 2014, 04:24 AM
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And now, on to our next entry



it's fingers crossed all round for Tartfordians as we hope to do the unthinkable - qualify for the second final in a row! Stranger things have happened...

Also, bizarrely, our other potential entry has been entered by someone else! We were certain of a DNQ but we hope it does well. A little hint - this track was released in the same year the original version of our entry made the charts. It would have got a 12 from us, but we're in the other semi. Doh!

As you were...


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sob.gif sob.gif sob.gif

FLOP FLOP FLOP

It was the third time Tartford sent a male vocal track, and the third time Tartford came dead last in a semi final. Back to dance/female vocals next contest then rolleyes.gif

Still, there's several great discoveries in this contest and we're keeping our fingers crossed for...

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well a balladised cover of an 80s song was never really gonna appeal to the buzzjack masses. It certainly didn't deserve to finish last in its semi anyhow, I ranked it 20th in the semi excluding my entry.
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QUOTE(Therm• @ Sep 17 2014, 08:34 PM) *
well a balladised cover of an 80s song was never really gonna appeal to the buzzjack masses. It certainly didn't deserve to finish last in its semi anyhow, I ranked it 20th in the semi excluding my entry.



Yeah, I should have known better really, but thought I'd take a risk. Thanks Therm biggrin.gif
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post Oct 3 2014, 10:18 PM
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Please send 90s dance songs every month. 'Love Stimulation' and 'Footprint' are both great wub.gif
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QUOTE
Capital City: Scumville
Population: 17 million (rounded to the nearest 17 million)
Spoken Languages: Drivel
Ethnicities: All kinds. There is no discrimination in Tartford. Everyone is treated with equal contempt.
Leader: No one knows.
Currency: Other people's money


Best country description ever biggrin.gif Especially Ethnicities wub.gif


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QUOTE({ bré } @ Oct 3 2014, 11:18 PM) *
Please send 90s dance songs every month. 'Love Stimulation' and 'Footprint' are both great wub.gif


I've already got a lost 90s dance anthem lined up for next month... cool.gif

I'm quietly almost confident this month, which probably means last place in the semi again cry.gif
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QUOTE(Neil. S @ Oct 3 2014, 11:20 PM) *
Best country description ever biggrin.gif Especially Ethnicities wub.gif


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Right, onto our next DNQ



As much as us Tartfordians love to be bottom of the scrapheap, why not vote for this and send us through. Maybe even a few 12s. Go on, try it.. biggrin.gif


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DNQ...OBVIOUSLY sob.gif

Despite high hopes and rare optimism, Tartford's latest entry Footprint failed to qualify. This has led to dire consequences in the capital city of Scumville, resulting in a mass outbreak of sulking. Not everyone has taken the news so badly though. Upon hearing the result, Minister for cheap fags and booze, Rancid Cox had this to say; "You're all dead to me."

Nevermind, onto finding our next entry...

In other news, 28 year old Sean Carter today becomes a proud granddad. He is the oldest grandparent Tartford has ever known
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Will we do any better with this?



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Will we do any better with this?



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DNQ YET AGAIN

Yet again, our poor looked down upon nation came last with a male vocal track. We never learn. sob.gif

Thanks for the 12 points FrankLuck, and all the others who voted though.

We are torn between two tracks for our next entry, one which is a bit of a risk (i.e a blatant DNQ) and a cheap uninspired one. Hmmm, which one to go for?......
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