SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. :(

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Elin: "He can be my toy boy!"

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Following the reports, of Elin Lanto's tongue-lashing, it would seem that she felt the need to unleash the inner angel. Elin, who slated many including fellow Melodifestivalen hopeful Hanna Lindblad, and even world famous Lady Gaga, has decided to cover her tracks by complimenting Eric Saade, only not in a musical way, as she revealed the flirting and frolicks backstage that will no doubt have all the gossip mags on the edge of their seats.

 

Eric, who recently, and accidentally, killed ex-girlfriend Molly Sanden. Not only that, the 'It's Gonna Rain' star is reportedly gay according to Ashton Times - however, it would seem that Elin Lanto is certainly trying to squash those rumours for him.

 

"I love Eric, so anybody who has reported we're not friends are so wrong, we get along like a house on fire, maybe more, he always flirts with me backstage, and I flirt back with him - there's not a chance he's homosexual - he's blatently in to me, maybe that's why he killed Molly, because he wanted a way to get into my pants without being a cheater...he doesn't need to worry, I've got his back, and most likely his sexy ass in my bed."

 

Lanto, who has recently emerged as a massive bitch, also claimed that she hated representing Angelicland at BJSC in late 2009 - branding the country "nothing on Hendinia".

Edited June 18, 201015 yr by Robot

Torchwood's dream crystal castles start to shatter.

 

Half-Eledanese, half-BaNGesian duo, Crystal Castles had something to say about the issue that has become the hottest topic of the week as well.

 

On the question "How do you think this issue can be resolved?" Alice Glass answered "I think Torchwood need to calm down and more accurately estimate their true potential and not build castles out of air. They are even yet to win BJSC. I think this behaviour takes place because of the yesterday's truly embarrassing Torchwoodian goal-keeper's auto-goal which decided the outcome of the match and Torchwood couldn't make it further to the semi-finals. And whom did they lose this match to? Yes, FSR Rontvia."

 

Is it so, are Torchwood bitter about again not succeeding in anything? Or is it just the matter of FSR Rontvia always being ahead of them in everything?

 

http://news.gossipmore.ld/

Edited June 18, 201015 yr by Ljósið

i don't think crystal castles would talk like that

Assassination Attempt On Travie McCoy by Liechanstaanian

 

Salvador Gains was arrested for an attempted assassaination attempt on Palmyran Star Travie McCoy. McCoy was touring Liechenstaan with his latest single 'Billionaire' when Gains emerged out of the seweres and threw 5 shurikens at him. Gains who was clad in long black bandages fled the scene through the sewers, but unfortunately his bandages snagged under a disgarded Vending Machine and Gains was left helpless as Policemen snatched him. Many speculators believe Gains was paid by Jadyn Maria in hopes of smashing Palmyra's 60/1 chance of winning the Buzzjack Song Contest this weekend!

Safura joins Ashton campaign

 

Safura has become the latest in a long line of Torchwoodians to back to "oust-Ashton" campaign. It follows Ashton's numerous threats of war to our great country surrounding Amelle, who since Keisha-gate we wouldn't touch with a barge pole anyway. "I think they're totally unreasonable", the Azerbaijani ESC 2010 representative told us, "they should be more like Kopecka and continually have orgasm swaps with Torchwood instead of that joke country FSR Rontvia".

 

The 'ASC' Hit Back at Torchwood

 

The assistant to the assistant to the cleaner of the toilets in the ASC headquarters was the only person who could give a reply to this story, everyone else was to busy rolling around the floor laughing so hard some pulled muscles, he said "Perhaps Torchwood should concern themselves with finding more tracks like The Boy Who Murdered Love instead of pathetic vendettas. At least then they might be able to enter someone a bit better than Saflopra"

 

Source: Ashton Times