April 24, 201114 yr Author 22nd Place - ARTIE ABRAMS [114 Points] Portrayed by: Kevin McHale http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2010/06/mchale-shirtless/kevin-mchale-shirtless-02.jpg Highest Ranking: 09 [Jonjo] Lowest Ranking: -01 [Ramz] QUOTE.."I just wanna make it clear... I still have full use of my penis"..UNQUOTE Former boyband member Kevin McHale portrays wheelchair bound Artie Abrams. Artie has gone from dating Tina Cohen-Chang to cute but braindead Brittany Pierce. Artie appears to be sweet but can be quite defensive like when he found out Tina was lying about her stutter, or when he lost his virginity to Brittany and she didn't seem to care after. I love the Artie and Brittany pairing and think it's sweet- my personal favourite moment is in A Very Glee Christmas when Brittany's christmas wish that Artie can walk comes true- albiet through a very expensive piece of technology called The ReWalk. Artie also showed off his badass rapping skills as seen in Series 2 opener Audition on the song 'Empire State of Mind'.
April 24, 201114 yr Artie's got a bod and a half! :o He's pretty unattractive, and a pretty dire character except when with Brittany. I still do not know why the hell he gets so many solos - he's had more than Finn this series tbh. Puck has the best male voice imo ftr!
April 24, 201114 yr Author Artie totally does have a hot body- considering he spends most of his time in a wheelchair. xD
April 24, 201114 yr Author 21st Place - TERRI SCHUSTER [121 Points] Portrayed by: Jessalyn Gilsig http://gleehab.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/46473015.jpg Highest Ranking: 10 [Theo] Lowest Ranking: 01 [Leonardo] QUOTE.."I have this compulsive need to crush people's dreams"..UNQUOTE Terri Schuester is Will Schuester's ex-wife. Terri at first appeared to be a normal wife aggreivated at the lack of time she spent with her husband, but after suffering a hysterial pregnancy- girl turned crazy. Faking a baby and planning to pass off Quinn Fabray's 'bastard' child as her own to keep an excited Will at bay- things backfired immensely when her husband found out that she had been wearing fake pregnancy bumps. Terri has been a rare sight during the second season, appearing in just 4 episodes to date. In The Substitue, she beds her former husband Will before being cruelly rejected after Will releases that it was a mistake and she appeared very briefly in Britney/Brittany and a Very Glee Christmas. But Terri made her long awaited return in the episode Night of Neglect and with the help of Sue's Legion of Doom looks set to make Will's life a misery for the next couple of episodes. Terri is played spot on by a fantastic Jessalyn, but she has very much been underused. Jessalyn is such a brilliant actress who can seemingly do both comedy and dramatic performances and I look forward to seeing more of her Royal Craziness.
April 24, 201114 yr Terri! :cry: I only gave her 6 though iirc, she;s been barely in Season 2 - nice to see her crop up in 'Night Of Neglect' :)
April 24, 201114 yr Author 20th Place - WILL SCHUESTER [123.5 Points] Portrayed by: Matthew Morrison http://matthew-morrison.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/details_2.jpg Highest Ranking: 9 [Mr Lovett] Lowest Ranking: -1 [152Chris, Osiris] QUOTE.."Hey there sexy lady. I know that it’s late and I know that you’re taken. I’ve had a couple drinks but I have something I really really want to want to say to you. I love how you eat your lunch with your little plastic gloves and they crinkle and make the cutest sound I’ve ever heard in my life. Why don’t you pick up some wine coolers and come over here and it’ll be just one night of us just getting crazy. Lets just get crazy! So we’re really crazy rolling around in the hay, ha ha, as I was just in some hay earlier tonight. Hey, and I rode a bull and I was thinking of you"..UNQUOTE Will Schuester is the director of New Directions and is probably the main protagonist of the series. Will started off the series married to Terri but during the course of the front 13 episodes, he began to grow feelings for OCD ridden but rather amazing Emma Pillsbury, which coincided with a passionate kiss during the sectionals episode. One of the best things about Will is his rivarly with the amazing Sue Sylvester, and Sue comes out with some cracking lines about Will and in particular his hair. But Will has had a pretty eventful love life when his dreams of becoming a dad were dashed when he realised that Terri was faking her pregnancy, being dumped by guidance counciller Emma Pilsbury who then proceeded to hook up with her hunky dentist before having a short livid fling with Holly Holiday who looked a bit like Gwyneth Paltrow. And his basically the glue that holds the Glee club together. I'm loving Will a lot more during Series 2 and in particualr his brilliant friendship with Shannon Beiste and hope it will continue. I'm also really rooting for 'Wemma' because they would make a frigging awesome couple, right? And have you seen the abs on this teacher? I wished my Spanish teacher looked like that...
April 24, 201114 yr How is Will that low? Fairly inoffensive character, and the whole show would be a mess without him :lol:
April 24, 201114 yr Author How is Will that low? Fairly inoffensive character, and the whole show would be a mess without him :lol: That's probably why. He's so inoffensive that he hasn't made an impact on many people. He got a lot of middle of the road votes (a lot of 7's and 6's).
April 25, 201114 yr Author Last one for tonight. Bed time for meeeeee. 18th Place - MIKE CHANG [129 Points] Portrayed by: Harry Shum Jnr http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ABl6on44Qx8/TJmhvXWS-0I/AAAAAAAAM-A/cS4svYjkIaM/s1600/iiHarryShumJr_Glee_s2e01_Audition_20100921_006.jpg Highest Ranking: 10 [Luke_cz] Lowest Ranking: 02 [Lee Wallace, WillR0713] QUOTE.."We should go to Asian's couple therapy"..UNQUOTE Mike Chang is the dance machine who was formally mute. The hunky Asian dude becomes a more promiment fixture during the second series when he begins dating Tina Cohen-Chang (no, they are not related.. at least I hope not) and finally finds his voice. During Series 1, he was there to dance and look pretty. He rarely spoke and when he did it wasn't anything important. But with the departure of his best friend Matt Rutherford, Mike has became a great Glee member who's relationship with Tina seems to be going well (although we hardly see anything about them) and we've found out why he has never sang before in Glee- he can't sing! But Mike showed off his fantastic dance moves alongside the queen Brittany during Santana's solo performance of Valerie at regionals sealing his fate as a much needed member of New Directions.
April 25, 201114 yr Will and Mike are OK, if a bit dull. Maybe should have finished a little higher? But I do wish my Spanish teacher that looked that amazing, she's actually a middle aged short fat angry woman who shouts at everyone. :( And when we have a supply teacher, they're never as hot as Gwenyth Paltrow :nocheer: McKinley got it easy :(
April 25, 201114 yr All the dull characters pretty low so far which is good. Jacob deserves higher, as does QUEEN TERRI who is among my favourite characters and makes an entire episode better just from one episode. I'm quite surprised Mr Shue is that low but not disappointed. The ABS/LIPS combo needs to be higher just for being the most stunning thing this side of Zefron, but I'm not surprised he is where he is. Is it just me that thinks Mr Shue's body is AMAZING? I have never seen a picture of it looking any less than finger lickin' GREAT.
April 25, 201114 yr Whilst Will was inevitable to flop, I was expecting a better position at least. Bloody annoying character though. Loving how ab-tastic this thread is btw Garry. Keep up the good work. I've always insisted Kevin McHale is marvellous to look like when not playing Artie.
April 25, 201114 yr Artie is horrifically underrated on this forum. Like, seriously! His character is excellent and I especially love his pairing with Brittany! :wub: Will is pretty low too. I don't get the fuss with Terri, either. She's meh at best. Although she has the complete psycho character down to a tee!
April 25, 201114 yr Author 17th Place - FINN HUDSON [130 Points] Portrayed by: Cory Monteith http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Bq5R1Zx2cNU/TMtwI_MaskI/AAAAAAAALPU/Xb0fCgm9TWE/s1600/cory_monteith8.jpg Highest Ranking: 10 [Liam] Lowest Ranking: -1 [Lukuzz] QUOTE.."I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can.. But you look like a sad clown hooker!"..UNQUOTE A massive shock here for me- I thought Finn was a shoo-in for the top 10! But alas, it wasn't to be. Finn Hudson is probably the dumbest dude in McKinley High and if it wasn't for Brittany, he'd probably be the dumbest altogether- but he does seem to have a heart somewhere in there. He started the series dating IT girl Quinn Fabray before flirting temptation with Rachel Berry (think of the mailman!). He got with Rachel soon after finding out that his sperm did not impreganate Quinn Fabray in the hot tub. But it's all over for 'Finchel' in Series 2 after a series of revelations split them up. But it isn't just with Rachel where Finn is important. Equally important to him is his family- and he has a whole new extended family now that his beloved mother has married Kurt Hummel's father Burt. Despite a massive argument in Series 1 in which Finn called Kurt a 'fag' the pair now have a fabulous brotherly bond after an amazing performance sang to Kurt of 'Just The Way You Are'. He may be dumb as a rock, but Finn is probably the cutest guy in Glee and most of the time his heart is in the right place.
April 25, 201114 yr FIIIINNNN :cry: He shoulda been top 3 with Brittany and Santana :( That pic of him is the best in the thread so far :wub: To make up for it, there better be a hot shirtless pic of Mark Salling :P
April 25, 201114 yr Finn shoulda been alot lower imo, but still I'm glad he's not Top 15. He's so bland and such an average singer
April 25, 201114 yr Author 16th Place - PRINCIPAL FIGGINS [131 Points] Portrayed by: Iqbal Theba http://img.poptower.com/pic-33155/iqbal-theba.jpg Highest Ranking: 10 [Theo] Lowest Ranking: 02 [WillR0713] QUOTE.."I need these parents to be happy! They've found out we've been serving thier children prison food!"..UNQUOTE Principal Figgins is the principal of William McKinley High School, a job that he appears to take very seriously. One of his favourite sayings it 'My hands are tied' and they usually relate to Will Schuester and the Glee club- and he is very highly religious. Figgins very much believes that Vampires are real and he believes that Tina is actually a vampire based on her style of clothing. When he orders her to change and find a new style, she is upset. But she gets revenge by pretending to actually be a vampire which freaks Figgins out! In Series 2, he is replaced as principal by Sue Sylvester for a number of episodes.
April 25, 201114 yr Author Thats the last one for a few hours, I will continue later tonight around 11.00pm when I get home from work. I'll try and get to number 11 done and then the top 10 will continue from tomorrow and hopefully be completed by Wednesday. Here are the characters in the top 15- who will miss the top 10 and will there be any shocks? Lauren Zizes Brittany Pierce Mercedes Jones Kurt Hummel Noah 'Puck' Puckerman Becky Jackson Santana Lopez Holly Holiday Blaine Anderson Sue Sylvester Tina Cohen-Chang Emma Pillsbury Rachel Berry Quinn Fabray Shannon Beiste
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