SPOT the psychologically screwed, BITTER loons with such utter stupidity choose to be inspired, worship + generally go ape sh!t over the POP equivalent of a MacDonald's "Big Mac" - wholly badstardized cynical record company product, micro - managed to within an inch of its life,string yanked puppet(who recently came out with the most BRAINWASHED senseless LMAO statement of her career - "SHE had full (ie Jive have manipulated her into believing) CREATIVE control over her MATERIAL/OUTPUT" http://209.85.12.227/431/162/emo/rotfl.gif http://209.85.12.227/431/162/emo/rotfl.gifhttp://209.85.12.227/431/162/emo/rotfl.gif especially in the light of recent career killing mismanagement/sausage machine output, insipid,artless..... stans who after ONLY weeks ago,when deluding themselves silly it could well be her FIRST UK #1 album U turned with the in denial ":YAWNS: OH its expected the album should plummet out of the chart in a few weeks with the speed this star drops their non wearing knickers and the rate the BRAIN DEAD red neck hick BIMBO totally forgets about ALL her possibilities of BIRTH control EVEN after as well as before procreation"....DUUUHHH!!

 

 

Now that shes done the impossible and is even sh!tter than before, will be retired before the end of the year and erased from cultural memory by the next(except for a minority of MINORITY, MAIN CULTURE ISOLATED/IGNORANT gay culture, post severely BOTCHED lobotomy patients) such is the CYNICAL JIVE GREED $$$ BLATANT shallow fake naffness her entire career has been based on given the current train wrecks like latest video that tries to insanely to recreate her hey day videos despite that physically or ability wise now she is just about unrecognisable. NOW YOU KNOW BLATANTLY why for the past copious use of body doubles and/or digital attachment of model body to her head (Womanzier nude steam room scenes, how she did the physiological inhuman impossibility of "losing 5 stones in a couple of weeks", why its look like a CGI monster from a movie - the sub conscious grating from the missing and or contradicting appearance/movement of the digital hybrid to that of reality);

 

BRITNEY - THE ORIGINAL TOTAL FAKE CYNICALY MARKETTED MICRO MANGED SANATISED SAUSAGE MACHINE LIFE SUCKING PRODUCT for THE CLINICALLY BRAIN DEAD - THE Evidence M'Lawwwd;

 

SUPER FIT BOD of POM Dancer in vid moments before/Brits sickly ill face digitally grafted onto it - don't forget this women has COMPLETE ARTISTIC control of her material PMP http://209.85.12.227/431/162/emo/rotfl.gif http://209.85.12.227/431/162/emo/rotfl.gifhttp://209.85.12.227/431/162/emo/rotfl.gif.

http://static.sh.digitalvault.bt.com/static/offsite/storage/9b5933851e06824a7e107e8fb51534a5/4dc34768/os9naa.gif

 

 

Digital S-L-I-M-M-I-N-G POM vid

http://static.sh.digitalvault.bt.com/static/offsite/storage/918085e23cb107e58dc6e183a5cdfe8c/4dc3457e/9vZfPX.gif

 

 

NO LONGER this (JIVE BASED CAREER on) UNFEASIBLEY SLIM waisted ANIMATED + ENERGIZED woman

http://static.sh.digitalvault.bt.com/static/offsite/storage/e653be99a439464d78fcac430a359c63/4dc344c1/HfLCzH.gif

 

 

Digitally attached model's body

Womanizer CGI HYBRID/CHIMERA (BLATENT body/face skin lighting/tone contrast - the scary INHUMAN unrealistic body-neck-head contorted alignments http://s.rimg.info/ddfc83f68e90bd3528a4fd52bcee11b0.gif NB cf.all the CLOSE UP upper chest/back/shoulder/head shots which is her real body that are intercut with the monstrous digital chimera)

http://static.sh.digitalvault.bt.com/static/offsite/storage/cf76895c6f282be5aa099da928e6628d/4dc34629/BNsmGz.gif)

 

 

WHOLLY UNFLATTERINGLY + ATROUSIOUSLY STYLED FROM TACKY HELL/attired Thunder! THUNDER! THIGHS/ MF "aircraft carrier size" ARSE ALERT;

http://static.sh.digitalvault.bt.com/static/offsite/large/971eff12a8d7c42feb1be1524c7f3c7a/4dc345e4/zseODg-large-0.gif

 

 

 

The same reason they used GIANT SKYSCRAPER TALL TREE TRUNK GORILLA MONSTER SIZED BLACK female dancers on the circus tour to try to desperately + ridiculously hide her 'NON fantasy body/ average waist' even MASTERS of SLY Jive could not build a career on . By SQUEEZING 'the mental illness abusable/victim/easy to manipulate poor cow + take advantage of than EVEN ever before' into the same outfits as her unfeasible skinny waisted super fantasy figured pre 'well developed lower body' self + exactly the same video settings as the super desirable EX sexy body it accentuates her antidepressant UP sizing to jaw dropping SPECTACLE ridicule frenzy records. http://209.85.12.227/431/162/emo/yowza.gif. CONTRASTINGLY from her NECK up - IF ONLY those responsible for that part - make up, hair,lighting etc had DONE the WHOLE video - her looks have not been this glamorous + HOT for AGES! Yeah its all shallow as fcuk based criticism but sadly thats what her entire career is based on/exists of/is about based from NOTHING BUT the minds of acutely selfish and greedy,emotionally barren, ugly souled "people" contrasted to the inspiration,determination,drive + goals + ultimate final say from someone as Kylie's PUMPED throughout her career also including her deep thinking/soul wrenching philanthropic nature (copious charity donation WITHOUT PRESS informing/ FANFARE a la Self/GREED frenzy obsessed, ATTENTION WHORE Madge)/ financial greed free motivation, driven/living for to entertain/perform/make people happy on a mass scale while considerately trying not to actively/intentionally offend on a mass scale eg her major GAFF with her previous naive younger self decision morally not wanting to be a hypocrite by saying NO to drugs given her druggy/clubby off her face/tits "experimenting" in her 20s,(despite being common knowledge to the hardcore fans TOTALLY escaped the general press for Y-E-A-R-S (LMFAO :rofl: ) before her announcement - she is usually FAR too CLEVER/ahead of the press with a lot of stuff - she will ALWAYS have secret stuff from the press - despite her relentless transparency about everything from her real personality (as opposed to her concerted non offending public persona)her notorious "Suits" (as she calls them) head chewing OFF temper without which she wouldn't still be around(being used + spat out after initial significant profit use ages ago) in the cut throat, soul destroying nature of the Record industry/neurotic nature conflicting with her confidence so diametrically opposed to the demands of her performing style/recording career, expectation of comercial chart success) to the deception/conjuring tricks of (her) glamour) - actively avoiding the very mass offence self + greed obsessed 2 dimensional EGO on (now) mans legs/body Mandonna built her career on + not open HUGE DUMB GOB + let belly rumble for nothing more than pointless vacuous selfish heartless psycho attention seeking OR making endless embarrassingly + utterly DUMB/CRASS statements a la Madge about subjects she has insufficient knowledge + experience about....finish loon ranting.stop.

Edited May 6, 201114 yr by Mart!n

SPOT the psychologically screwed, BITTER loons

 

I don't know about bitter, but I've certainly spotted a psychologically screwed loon. http://www.boardaloud.co.uk/images/smilies/Classy.gif

Is it generally possible for a human being to read ima's posts?

Edited May 6, 201114 yr by SKOB

Wow, that's an insane post! Won't be reading that

100k- 150k I'd say. More specifically, I'd say just over 100k (like 105k).

I think you guys are seriously underestimating her. 100k-150k? Isn't that what Plan B did a year ago? I think she'll do 200k. She has a huge fanbase and she'll surely do some heavy promo in the UK.

Wow I just found the option IGNORE on Edit profile. ima IGNORED Life is better :D

Is it generally possible for a human being to read ima's posts?

 

LOL I honestly tried :P

 

I think it'll do 50k-100k. The 2 singles sure killed the momentum she had.

Wow I just found the option IGNORE on Edit profile. ima IGNORED Life is better :D

 

 

You can un-ignore, the member is no longer with us, he is locked away studying history in the cellar. :teresa:

 

Does anybody bother to read his posts, what a waste of internet space.

I think you guys are seriously underestimating her. 100k-150k? Isn't that what Plan B did a year ago? I think she'll do 200k. She has a huge fanbase and she'll surely do some heavy promo in the UK.

 

We'll see but I'm expecting underwhelming sales. 170k at the VERY VERY MAXIMUM I'd say. I can see being as low as 90k though.

I expect 140k.

All things considered, 200k. She's #1 HMV and Play pre-order (and has been for weeks), both versions in top 10 Amazon pre-order. I'm buying 3 copies, personally, and I am willing to bet there are many others who will buy even more. Less than 50k is a laughable estimation, and I think under 100k is unlikely too. At the very least, I expect her to be in the high 100k. She is just too big not to be.

Edited May 6, 201114 yr by Darren-5-08

I'd say around 120K, which is still a good number.

 

I think a lot of people are bored of her now

 

 

 

She's got Graham Norton coming up, R1BW, and I'm sure some more things in the pipeline. I think high 100's to low 200's

You can un-ignore, the member is no longer with us, he is locked away studying history in the cellar. :teresa:

 

Does anybody bother to read his posts, what a waste of internet space.

 

WooHoo, some good news :teresa: , cheers Mikey! :cheer:

Wow, that's an insane post! Won't be reading that

Same! all of his posts are like that :lol:

Edited May 6, 201114 yr by Gaga for Glee!

Now that people have heard The Edge of Glory, this will definitely help the album shift a few more copies in the first week... also apparently Marry The Night is gonna be a promo single next week!

Now that people have heard The Edge of Glory, this will definitely help the album shift a few more copies in the first week... also apparently Marry The Night is gonna be a promo single next week!

'Hair' NOT 'Marry The Night'.

Just over 150k

 

Think she'll suffer a bit from being over exposed.

Edited May 12, 201114 yr by truly talented

I think you guys are seriously underestimating her. 100k-150k? Isn't that what Plan B did a year ago? I think she'll do 200k. She has a huge fanbase and she'll surely do some heavy promo in the UK.

I'm raising my prediction to 250k.