October 7, 201212 yr Author WAR http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060813070112/stexpanded/images/9/91/Operation_Return_1.jpg Chancellor Baranski today issued a decree to wipe the entire nation of Ashton, it's people, it's technology, every last ATOM from existence. Total destruction is expected within 72 hours.
October 7, 201212 yr The Eledanese bookies offer the following odds at the outcome of this 'war': 5/1 Altyr Muunilinst will give up under Ashtonise pressure within 24 hours (i.e. until 7pm October 8). 1/10 Ashton will destroy Altyr Muunilinst first 1/20 Altyr Muunilinst will write it off as a 'fabulous joke' and post a gif of Christine Baranski laughing within that period of time (72 hours).
October 7, 201212 yr A population of 30m against an armed forces of 270m.... Yeah, your odds are real good. :kink:
October 7, 201212 yr Quality > quantity Did I forget to mention the extensive oil wealth which means that 270m military members have hi-tech equipment S.H.E.I.L.D. have wet dreams over and training that is the best and most extensive in the world.
October 7, 201212 yr Author How very limited. We've plundered our technology from all across the UNIVERSE.
October 27, 201212 yr Author Chancellor Baranski unveils new residence http://media.moddb.com/images/articles/1/91/90502/auto/star-wars-the-galactic-senate.jpg (the view from the exterior) http://scottjen.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/senate.jpg (the great hall) In keeping with her modest lifestyle as Supreme Chancellor of Altyr Muunilinst Chancellor Baranski has downsized her home and recently finalised construction on her latest abode. With a mere 65 floors and 14,000 rooms it's over 80% smaller than her previous palatial estate, but the jovial yet sexual Chancellor quipped 'there's still room for HALF of my fabulously tailoured suits' when interviewed earlier this week as part of her week long celebration of all things fabulous in the land. Former Queen Nicole of Scherzinger I was also present at the event, dazzling in a neck to toe diamond encrusted platinum dress coupled with solid diamond jewellery.
October 27, 201212 yr What ever happened to that obliteration of Ashton? Persephonia is appalled at your failure to live up to promises.
October 27, 201212 yr Author Alternative Universes prove their worth http://www.ingenesist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/theknownuniverse1.gif In the recent WAR against the nation of Ashton, the good scientists of Altyr Muunilinst came up with a novel non violent solution to the problem and as a result the entire nation, every molecule of every person and building and territory, has been annexed into an alternate universe. Total victory was achieved 14 hours before the 72 hour deadline Chancellor Baranski imposed.
October 27, 201212 yr Author What ever happened to that obliteration of Ashton? Persephonia is appalled at your failure to live up to promises. All in due course Bre, all in due course.
October 27, 201212 yr Author It's so nice to see a leader who isn't afraid to live like common people. There are no common people in Altyr. They were banished along with hoodies and cheese and onion crisps.
October 27, 201212 yr Persephonia does however applaud the achievements of Altyr Muunilinst's scientists and will refrain from bombing Darpabrak if we can gain permission to use this new technology.
October 27, 201212 yr Author But of course, Chancellor Baranski is all about extending the hand of friendship to our neighbours, even those in Persephonia.
October 28, 201212 yr *.* Umiiruka also wishes for access to this technology, and indeed proposes something of an ALLIANCE with Altyr, whether that be trade or military (or BOTH). Altyr are after all Umiiruka's nearest neighbours and I do feel Chancellor Baranski and President Pellegrini would get along rather well.
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