August 12, 200618 yr Can you think of one film above all others that was really bad, i'm sure there's loads, lets name them and shame them. :dance: the award winning http://www.axelmusic.com/resources/covers/0/043396119673.jpg only film i've ever walked out of!!! the awards it won: Won Best Canadian Feature - Toronto International Film Festival - 2004 Best Feature - US Comedy Arts Festival - 2005 Best Actor (Paul Kaye) - US Comedy Arts Festival - 2005 Grand Jury Award - Gen Art Film Festival - 2005 Audience Award - Gen Art Film Festival - 2005 Best British Columbian Film - Vancouver Film Critics Circle - 2005 Best Male Performer (Mike Wilmot) - Canadian Comedy Awards - 2005 Best Overall Sound - Leo Awards - 2005 Best Sound Editing - Leo Awards - 2005 Best Feature-Length Drama - Leo Awards - 2005 Nominated Best Actor, Best Feature - Method Fest Best Achievement in Production - BIFA 8 Genie Awards as you can tell there's not many films actaully originating in Canada, which is just used as a low-cost location by Hollywood to film shots that are supposed to be in New York :lol: :lol:
August 15, 200618 yr Open Water - A huge swimming pool and add two awful actors with no story line. Final Destination 3 - Terrible. Complete poop. :P
August 15, 200618 yr Bean: The Movie - dreadful, dreadful. Not funny either. Also, this terrible trio from 1998: The Avengers, Godzilla and Lost In Space :(
August 15, 200618 yr Bean: The Movie - dreadful, dreadful. Not funny either. Also, this terrible trio from 1998: The Avengers, Godzilla and Lost In Space :( Oh God, I'd tried to forget these ever existed..... :puke2: Awful, AWFUL films...... We could probably add "Batman and Robin" to that list as well (I know it wasn't out in 1998, but it was still total and utter PISH!!!)
August 15, 200618 yr Oh God, I'd tried to forget these ever existed..... :puke2: Awful, AWFUL films...... We could probably add "Batman and Robin" to that list as well (I know it wasn't out in 1998, but it was still total and utter PISH!!!) Yes, Batman and Robin is AWFUL. I saw half an hour of it on TV a few weeks ago and felt cheated! -_-
August 15, 200618 yr I love that film! :cry: well good 4u there is a second one coming out soon. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/FrenchBean.jpg French Bean
August 15, 200618 yr The biggest waste of time I ever spent watching a film was when I decided to rent this: http://thecia.com.au/reviews/a/images/aristocrats-poster-0.jpg Considering the incredible reviews and my penchant for obscene/gory cinema - I thought this would be a great film. Turns out it was the stupidest, stupidest, stupidest piece of $h!t I've ever sat through. What a GODAWFUL film, just complete trash and not -- in ANY way or at ANY moment -- even the slightest bit entertaining.
August 15, 200618 yr The biggest waste of time I ever spent watching a film was when I decided to rent this: http://thecia.com.au/reviews/a/images/aristocrats-poster-0.jpg Considering the incredible reviews and my penchant for obscene/gory cinema - I thought this would be a great film. Turns out it was the stupidest, stupidest, stupidest piece of $h!t I've ever sat through. What a GODAWFUL film, just complete trash and not -- in ANY way or at ANY moment -- even the slightest bit entertaining. gory cinema? so will that be the Robin Williams bit then :lol: more a documentary than a proper film. one of the funniest films ever.
August 16, 200618 yr gory cinema? so will that be the Robin Williams bit then :lol: more a documentary than a proper film. one of the funniest films ever. God I just don't know how anyone could stand it!! But I'm obviously in the minority because it was adored by critics. It's not like I was offended, I just found it totally unfunny, the original joke and all its variations.
August 16, 200618 yr Batman and Robin is way up there with Arnie and his corny lines like "what killed duh dinosaurs...duh ice age!" *shudder* Hated Space Jam, fell asleep in the cinema. Final Destination 3 - me and Hayz found ourselves laughing in that one...not the effect they were looking for methinks. Worst films I've seen recently were I Heart Huckabees (what the c**p was that all about??) and The Weather Man with Nic Cage - a comedy?? Seriously?!
August 16, 200618 yr Yes, Batman and Robin is AWFUL. I saw half an hour of it on TV a few weeks ago and felt cheated! -_- I think that film and the equally awful "Avengers" film were the main reasons why Uma Thurman found herself in the A-List movie wilderness for years until Tarantino came along and practically resurrected her career (hmmm, kinda like the character she plays really when she's in that coma...) :lol: :lol:
August 17, 200618 yr The Garbage Pail Kids movie was pretty awfull http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00094ARVO.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1119308674_.jpg Poltergeist 3 was just a discracefull sequel. Heather Orouke and Lara Flynn Boyle shine though it though. http://www.scifi-universe.com/upload/medias/films/poltergeist3_aff.jpg Edited August 17, 200618 yr by Ozx
August 17, 200618 yr I think that film and the equally awful "Avengers" film were the main reasons why Uma Thurman found herself in the A-List movie wilderness for years until Tarantino came along and practically resurrected her career (hmmm, kinda like the character she plays really when she's in that coma...) :lol: :lol: I totally agree, Scott. The Avengers really has to be one of the most incomprehensible films I have ever had the misfortune to see. Never again -_-
August 18, 200618 yr Open Water - what a load of crap. I agree, really quite boring and tedious... Which is pretty amazing for a film that only lasts about 80 minutes.... :lol: Badly acted too... "Blair Witch with sharks" I believe one reviewer called it..... Well, I'm no fan of "Blair Witch", but that did actually have its moments....
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